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    How NOT to be taken seriously on the forum

    #1 Using the word "Lock" when posting picks.

    #2 Pestering the forum on which poster to tail. I see this thread all the time.

    #3 Asking for picks on a game when you don't know. If you don't know then you don't know.

    #4 Using the words "Square" and "Sharp." Like you know what you are talking about. These are words only Loshak can use.

    #5 Gloating or bashing AFTER the result of a game has been determined. Most classless thing to do in my opinion.

    #6 Tailing someone and then getting mad when you lose. No one made you bet.

    #7 Blame the refs because the game is not going your way. Bad calls are bad calls, it happens.

    #8 Claiming the game was fixed. That happens like ONCE every ten years.

    #9 Bashing picks. Respect other opinions no matter how they came up with them.

    #10 Claiming that you can hit a ridiculous percentage. NO ONE on the forum is hitting 60% longterm.

    #11 Using the smiley faces all the time. Especially these.

    #12 Claiming to know more than everyone else. Everyone is clueless.

    #13 Bragging about how good you did. No one like a show off.

    #14 Claiming your buried. If your posting you still got a computer or smart phone.

    #15 Asking Mods to ban some one. Don't be a cry baby.

    #16 Trying to ban a Mod. Don't be a cry baby.

    #17 Hind site capping. If you knew some thing then you should of acted on it. i.e. "I knew that was a trap game." While you took the losing side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    #1 Using the word "Lock" when posting picks.

    #2 Pestering the forum on which poster to tail. I see this thread all the time.

    #3 Asking for picks on a game when you don't know. If you don't know then you don't know.

    #4 Using the words "Square" and "Sharp." Like you know what you are talking about. These are words only Loshak can use.

    #5 Gloating or bashing AFTER the result of a game has been determined. Most classless thing to do in my opinion.

    #6 Tailing someone and then getting mad when you lose. No one made you bet.

    #7 Blame the refs because the game is not going your way. Bad calls are bad calls, it happens.

    #8 Claiming the game was fixed. That happens like ONCE every ten years.

    #9 Bashing picks. Respect other opinions no matter how they came up with them.

    #10 Claiming that you can hit a ridiculous percentage. NO ONE on the forum is hitting 60% longterm.

    #11 Using the smiley faces all the time. Especially these.

    #12 Claiming to know more than everyone else. Everyone is clueless.

    #13 Bragging about how good you did. No one like a show off.

    #14 Claiming your buried. If your posting you still got a computer or smart phone.

    #15 Asking Mods to ban some one. Don't be a cry baby.

    #16 Trying to ban a Mod. Don't be a cry baby.

    #17 Hind site capping. If you knew some thing then you should of acted on it. i.e. "I knew that was a trap game." While you took the losing side.

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    Agree with all, #7 is impossible not to violate cause it's so damn infuriating.

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    nailed it..

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    You forgot "Going All In" and the "If this pick doesn't win, I'm leaving the forum forever". Solid list though

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    It's a forum, nothing is to be taken seriously.

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    I agree with everything but #16
    Some of the mods are hot suppers

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    #8 "Claiming the game was fixed. That happens like ONCE every ten years."

    I will respectfully disagree with #8 It happens more often than you think.

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    #18 Going all in on one play. One your a moron or two you bankroll is $200. Either way your really not going all in. You just chasing before you reload your betting account.

    #19 Saying your going to leave the forum if your play doesn't hit. No really cares about you. So win or lose no one still cares.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikail View Post
    #8 "Claiming the game was fixed. That happens like ONCE every ten years."

    I will respectfully disagree with #8 It happens more often than you think.
    Maybe but every other night is a little much.

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    Unfortunately this is the society that we live in and the good majority of the people on here fall into at least one of those categories. I wish we did live in a world where all of these rules were followed. Great post though!!!!

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    rule #9 is a little harsh imo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    rule #9 is a little harsh imo.
    Not rules. But more like guide lines. Everyone has a different way on how to cap a game and if it's not your way of capping a game then it's not how YOU cap the game. I just tired of people calling others morons for their angles right or wrong. We are here to get different opinions on games and to solidify our own opinions.
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    oops. Got a little carried away.
    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    rule #9 is a little harsh imo.

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    Love This!! Hang The Code!!! Their more like guidelines anyway!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by fishmonger View Post
    Not rules. But more like guide lines. Everyone has a different way on how to cap a game and if it's not your way of capping a game then it's not how YOU cap the game. I just tired of people calling others morons for their angles right or wrong. We are here to get different opinions on games and to solidify our own opinions.

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    Hang The Code!! Their more like guidlines anyway!!!!

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    Solid list.

    Now that that's settled...

    ...who's got Colorado on the money line tomorrow night?

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    good list fish

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    Quote Originally Posted by onlooker View Post
    It's a forum, nothing is to be taken seriously.

    This ^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post
    Solid list.

    Now that that's settled...

    ...who's got Colorado on the money line tomorrow night?
    I do! its only the LOCK of the century!!!

    (really I don't lol)

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    Yeah put pauly poker guarantees 80% nfl success and he is the best. You must be wrong fish. Say it aint so fish, say it aint so!

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    Rule 27-2: anyone who doesn't know the proper use of "their", "there", or "they're"

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    I would have them ranked differently (if the #s are rankings), but great list.


    This forum is full of clowns, but that does provide great entertainment!

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    Everyone who bets on games has an addiction........same thing applies on this site so when someone says if they dont win they win leave this website they are a liar because everyone has an addiction to this website as well. FACT!

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    There's no such thing as a lock in the gambling world just fade a Lock! Good luck with your lock lol! However over 80% of the public on Ats u may have the correct play co

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    You can add ,just call yourself HOUSE ......you won't get any love for some reason?....ask a question,no replies every time......I don't know...I don't think I'm that list ..YET ....add: don't be named House ...for some farging reason....Its a good list though .....I know a lot of those guys on here....

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    #7 is hard to follow.

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    Colorado tonight is the LOCK OF THE CENTURY!
    Tail me! I am a sharp and all you other Jack0ffs are squares!
    I tailed Machine and he has lost the last 3 out of 4! F him!
    This should be a close game as long as the refs don't screw us over!
    If they do, IT'S OBVIOUSLY FIXED!
    So many people on here are on USC, F them they don't know what they are talking about!
    I have hit a 76% my entire life!
    I know so much more than everybody else on here, Just listen to me. Everybody else is CLUELESS!
    I OWNED the Tulsa ML last night and all you UCF fags thought it was easy money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerekMadden View Post
    Colorado tonight is the LOCK OF THE CENTURY! Tail me! I am a sharp and all you other Jack0ffs are squares! I tailed Machine and he has lost the last 3 out of 4! F him! This should be a close game as long as the refs don't screw us over! If they do, IT'S OBVIOUSLY FIXED! So many people on here are on USC, F them they don't know what they are talking about! I have hit a 76% my entire life! I know so much more than everybody else on here, Just listen to me. Everybody else is CLUELESS! I OWNED the Tulsa ML last night and all you UCF fags thought it was easy money!
    Quote Originally Posted by DerekMadden View Post
    Colorado tonight is the LOCK OF THE CENTURY! Tail me! I am a sharp and all you other Jack0ffs are squares! I tailed Machine and he has lost the last 3 out of 4! F him! This should be a close game as long as the refs don't screw us over! If they do, IT'S OBVIOUSLY FIXED! So many people on here are on USC, F them they don't know what they are talking about! I have hit a 76% my entire life! I know so much more than everybody else on here, Just listen to me. Everybody else is CLUELESS! I OWNED the Tulsa ML last night and all you UCF fags thought it was easy money!
    Good one Derek.

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    great summary!

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    If I tail and lose I will hate you forever and you will owe me money. I am going all in on this play and will be buried if I lose.

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    I have another one:

    Saying a game is over 5min into the game if the opposing team you bet on scores a TD or gets a stop.

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    lulz. dis fread has it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmuelle21 View Post
    I do! its only the LOCK of the century!!!

    (really I don't lol)
    It's funny you felt the need to clarify that.

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    Nice list, lol.

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