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    Capybara
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    I am way the fukk too addicted to this casino

    Thank god it's only points.
    Still, I don't even want to think about how much time I've logged in here lately.

    I'm like Owning Mahowny. Just playing as fast as humanly possible, over and over and over, money going up and down and up and down, getting tendinitis in my wrist, calluses where my mouse hand rests on my desk... this game to that game to that game... I kept table maxing at craps... hahaha, never did that in real life.

    Good stuff. Insane, but good stuff, fun. I think I can win or lose thousands of points faster than anyone here. I challenge anyone.

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    Show some discipline even if it's points I'll go out once in a while and just bet A few points but then quit

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    I have a casino problem as well. Real money no BS.
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    Last edited by jazzyj7; 11-11-16 at 03:09 AM.

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    mmm
    Last edited by jazzyj7; 11-11-16 at 03:08 AM.

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    nnn
    .
    Last edited by jazzyj7; 11-11-16 at 03:06 AM.

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    Capybara
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    Jazzy, what were you trying to show us this morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    Jazzy, what were you trying to show us this morning?
    Obviously he is trying to show us the letter M and the letter N


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    capy..go to american roulette...1 hand bet max 400 on red

    leave

    you will win 400 pal

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    This is a perfect example why gamblers never win

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    Lost 24,000 points in blackjack a few years back. I always have to use restraint when I go to the sports book to place a bet. Never want to live that nightmare again.

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    Capybara
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Lost 24,000 points in blackjack a few years back. I always have to use restraint when I go to the sports book to place a bet. Never want to live that nightmare again.
    Yeah, I've lost that much for sure although not all at once. My typical situation is:

    Start building my points up until I have a few hundred so then I can go in the casino and have some fun... Keep going in and winning 100 here, 100 there... mix in some sports bets... keeps going up... get up to 1,000, 2,000, keep having fun... then hit ONE bad session where I get angrier and angrier at how it keeps fukking me repeatedly so I start betting crazy and rapid fire and so then lose the 3,000 or 4,000 or 5,000 or whatever I'd accumulated in about 1 minute and 45 seconds.

    Watch, I have 3,522 at this exact moment of 2:24 p.m. EST on Friday, November 11, 2016. But in two days or four days or two weeks, it will probably be zero and I would have purchased nothing. But I guess you can't discount the fun and escapism you got out of it. I love casino games and always have ever since my parents bought me a little nickel slot machine toy when I was a wee lad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    Jazzy, what were you trying to show us this morning?
    I was showing how much of a problem I have but then deleted it. Screw it here it is.
    11/08/2016
    11:50 PM
    [ Casino ] Roulette Single-ZeroCasinoGame
    $-8,670.00 $39,074.82
    11/08/2016
    11:56 PM
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    $-8,267.00 $30,807.82
    11/09/2016
    11:49 PM
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    11/09/2016
    11:57 PM
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    $1,203.00 $43,743.82
    1/10/2016
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    11/10/2016
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    11/11/2016
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    11/11/2016
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    $-2,097.00 $60,824.00
    Real money, No BS that's how much action I had pass 2-3 days on roulette. I gotta quit somehow. On Vip roulette the max bet is 500$ so I would put 25$ on a single number and than 50$ all around that number on the splits so if the number hit it's a payout of 4500$ That's why I had that big win of 17k.
    Last edited by jazzyj7; 11-11-16 at 01:43 PM.

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    Guys, its an online casino. Have some damn sense. I played like 4 hands of BJ and some roulette for like 1-2 points a hand last night but still. Online casino's are a terrible thing to burn your money/points on. Use the sportsbook if you want action.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    capy..go to american roulette...1 hand bet max 400 on red

    leave

    you will win 400 pal
    on the SBR casino?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzyj7 View Post
    I was showing how much of a problem I have but then deleted it. Screw it here it is.
    11/08/2016
    11:50 PM
    [ Casino ] Roulette Single-ZeroCasinoGame
    $-8,670.00 $39,074.82
    11/08/2016
    11:56 PM
    [ Casino ] V.I.P.Roulette 2CasinoGame
    $-8,267.00 $30,807.82
    11/09/2016
    11:49 PM
    [ Casino ] V.I.P.Roulette 2CasinoGame
    $7,674.00 $42,540.82

    11/09/2016
    11:57 PM
    [ Casino ] Roulette Single-ZeroCasinoGame
    $1,203.00 $43,743.82
    1/10/2016
    07:07 PM
    [ Casino ] V.I.P.Roulette 2CasinoGame
    $17,642.00 $61,837.25
    11/10/2016
    10:12 PM
    [ Casino ] Roulette Single-ZeroCasinoGame
    $-3,442.00 $58,845.25
    11/11/2016
    12:47 AM
    [ Casino ] V.I.P.Roulette 2CasinoGame
    $3,897.00 $62,921.00
    11/11/2016
    12:59 AM
    [ Casino ] Roulette Single-ZeroCasinoGame
    $-2,097.00 $60,824.00
    Real money, No BS that's how much action I had pass 2-3 days on roulette. I gotta quit somehow.
    Wow. At least you cleared like 23K there it looks like? Well here's the question to you: Since you've been doing that, however long it's been, how has it come out? How much have you lost (or won)? If it comes out even, I guess you don't have to quit. If you end up eventually always losing it and just keep depositing, then YES, you have to quit.

    I hear you, though. I too have played a ton at real online casinos, Bookmaker, 5D. I'd get up pretty high but always gave it back. Too addicting. And I never hit the exact goals I had to withdraw. One time I had 5D up to $2,350 (a nice amount for me) and said if I get to $2,500 I'm definitely withdrawing at least half. But then I hit the skids and never got there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    capy..go to american roulette...1 hand bet max 400 on red

    leave

    you will win 400 pal

    hmmmm

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    It would take me forever to do the math cause I have so many casino sessions(I'll do it) but I'm guessing up 15k-20k. Ill get back to you with a specific answer.

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    I just took my 300 pts into the casino and builtit up to 1200 after reading this thread, then proceeded to blow it all on roulette...thanks capy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ATLIEN6 View Post
    I just took my 300 pts into the casino and builtit up to 1200 after reading this thread, then proceeded to blow it all on roulette...thanks capy.
    Wait that was not me lol that was Rudy saying for me to try it and i wanted to know which casino he was talking about i was assuming the SBR Casino. I am sorry you lost it all here is a roulette picture to make you feel better ...


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    Capybara
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    Quote Originally Posted by ATLIEN6 View Post
    I just took my 300 pts into the casino and builtit up to 1200 after reading this thread, then proceeded to blow it all on roulette...thanks capy.
    Hahaha, when did I say to do that? That's what I'm trying to say NOT to do, hoss. Even though I keep doing it of course.

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    Online casinos you have to ride streaks that's the only strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    Wait that was not me lol that was Rudy saying for me to try it and i wanted to know which casino he was talking about i was assuming the SBR Casino. I am sorry you lost it all here is a roulette picture to make you feel better ...
    ^ What heaven looks like.

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    It's 23k after I did math.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzyj7 View Post
    It's 23k after I did math.
    No, not your last week you posted, I kind of meant *since you've been doing the online casino*... Any guess? As for the recent +23K, the way you bet, it could be zero after a week, or 50K. Lol. I'm saying, how do you think you are doing overall? Do you have to keep depositing, or do you keep getting nice checks back?

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    Try once laughed at me playing the slots.

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    Yeah I went back 5 weeks ago since I made a 3k deposit. It's 23,342 I've made total. I'm prob. up like 6 or 7k lifetime I didn't really play roulette until recently. Baccarat is my game I go to real casinos and play that all the time. Made 10k last session I went.
    Last edited by jazzyj7; 11-11-16 at 02:28 PM.

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    I'm just busting your balls capy, i am a roulette addict i figured SBR would be a good way to get my fix without burning the wallet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capybara View Post
    ^ What heaven looks like.


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    Preaching to the choir. 2 years ago I deposit a couple hundred for NCAA hoops. Over 2 months I couldn't stay out of the casino, always BJ. Worked the account to about $15k, a half hour session and all was gone. Like a dumbass I used sportsbook.com back then, they had withdrawal limits of $2500 and it took forever to get paid. I know, dumb to use them, but I loved the layout and everything of the site, the mobile site and everything. On the bright side, I did cash out $2500 on my deposit, but man it could have been a lot more. Since then, I've moved books. Ugh, I was so pissed for weeks.

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    I'm pretty sure I've lost tens of thousands points in the casino, too. It can be addictive.

    If you ever use Nitrogen, it's nice that you can self-exclude yourself right away from their casino.

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    We all lose casino at least points

    Real money much more careful

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    I just clicked on casino on the site I'm playing on and it said "error on page" the page you are looking for is currently unavailable. I went to live chat and they gave me some bs excuse and said it would be back up later. I think they are trying to fix the roulette so Ii don't kill them like I have been so it looks like my roulette days are over on this site. Can anyone with a bookmaker account tell me if they have access to the casino? Or is it just me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzyj7 View Post
    I just clicked on casino on the site I'm playing on and it said "error on page" the page you are looking for is currently unavailable. I went to live chat and they gave me some bs excuse and said it would be back up later. I think they are trying to fix the roulette so Ii don't kill them like I have been so it looks like my roulette days are over on this site. Can anyone with a bookmaker account tell me if they have access to the casino? Or is it just me.
    Lol, dude, it's just roulette. There's no winning system and I don't think they're worried about you getting them. Guess it's always possible though that they noticed they lost a bunch of coin so they figured they'd turn the knob up from Crush to Eviscerate for a while... But I say most likely it had nothing to do with anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr KLC View Post
    Lost 24,000 points in blackjack a few years back. I always have to use restraint when I go to the sports book to place a bet. Never want to live that nightmare again.
    Any online casino is RIGGED. That's an easy way to not get involved...go in thinking you got no chance.

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