[Sledge187]

Mine was when this old lady thought she was playing at a live hold em table but instead she was sitting at a bonus hold em table game. For people who don't know what the table game is, it's basically playing hold em against the dealer. It was hilarious to watch this lady cover her cards everytime she played like she was sitting down at a 1/2 game. That said she was winning and eventually caught on but good times. I know my story must pale in comparison to some of the big dawgs around here.

[greenhippo]

MGM Grand, 3 players had the same nut straight. Crazy raises and reraises until all three were all in. Took a picture of it on my old phone but it's no more.

Go Texans

[Smoke]

Some idiot shit his pants at the table. Every could smell it

[konck]

I got 2 things because I have been in this bizz 29years
First Im dealing craps in Vegas early in the morning like 8am.
A guy walks up to our crew and throws 3k on the table. He says,
Guys I just got out of jail....I owe someone a favor he told me to come
in here and let you guys gamble 3k and keep everything for tips.
We went nuts we parlayed press did everything we could think of using him
as the shill for our bets.
The second was Im dealing BJ in Vegas (I dealt back in the 80's) the valet
parker from across the street (I knew him from parking) walks up and drops
5k on the table he calls me by my name an says if he doesnt win he is going
to kill himself can I cheat and help him. I told him GL but I cant help you,
He loses the money walks across the street to where he works goes up to the
top of the garage jumps and kills himself.

[daneblazer]

I gave the heimlich maneuver to someone at the table once. Older guy was eating and started grabbing his throat. Everyone just stared at the poor guy so I got up and bear hugged the food out of his throat. Then everyone just kept on playing like it was business as usual.

[Brock Landers]

Heard people scream at craps "APOLOGIZE SHOOTER"

[soul786]

At the blackjack tables, some guy probably had too much to drink. Got pissed after losing a few hands, threw a fit and fell off his chair. He got free drinks the rest of the night

[konck]

I gave the heimlich maneuver to someone at the table once. Older guy was eating and started grabbing his throat. Everyone just stared at the poor guy so I got up and bear hugged the food out of his throat. Then everyone just kept on playing like it was business as usual.

Guy comes up to the EDR puts 6 bullets in his girlfriend runs down stairs into the resturant and hides in
the kitchen. Swat team comes in the BJ tables our right outside the dinner swat seals off the kitchen players keep playing

[MoneyLineDawg]

Saw some drunken, complete donk lose about 10 grand in a half hour at the blackjack table I was at in Borgata (Atlantic City)......He was all over the place and pretty funny but kept doing everything COMPLETELY WRONG

He would double on 16......Stand on 12 against an ace.......Keep hitting against a dealers 6.......Split 10s.....EVERYTHING OPPOSITE of what you are supposed to do.

He knew the "right way" to play but kept saying that the casinos want you to play that way so you should do everything opposite of the book


It didn't end well

[spankie]

Sitting at roulette tables for hours at the venetian and an Israeli chick comes to the table with her man and starts slamming wine -- glass after glass.

Claimed it was her first time drinking.

She projectile vomited at least 5 feet all across the roulette table, across every number, allover the chips, the wheel, and partially covered one of the players. They closed down the table, gave us all new chips and began steam cleaning.

I have never seen anything like it except for in the movie Stand By Me where Lardass pukes on everyone.

[ThaWoj]

Saw some kid dealt 2-2 against face card at bj table, dealer asks "split?" he said no, double down. got a 7 giving him 11. Dealer ends up busting lol.

Was playing baccarat in the old high limit room at majestic star in indiana and the fire alarm went off. Everyone was evacuated and the dealers and pit bosses were going crazy to seal all the chip trays. At the time i was down 1700. I put my last 300 on a "no 10 (lay)" at the dice table when we were allowed to resume playing and i won. Put that ~450 on it again and won again. Went back to baccarat, got my 1700 back and proceeded to win 4600 on top of that. Was at the boat for 16 hours. thank you fire alarm.

[frogsrangers]

I got 2 things because I have been in this bizz 29years
First Im dealing craps in Vegas early in the morning like 8am.
A guy walks up to our crew and throws 3k on the table. He says,
Guys I just got out of jail....I owe someone a favor he told me to come
in here and let you guys gamble 3k and keep everything for tips.
We went nuts we parlayed press did everything we could think of using him
as the shill for our bets.
The second was Im dealing BJ in Vegas (I dealt back in the 80's) the valet
parker from across the street (I knew him from parking) walks up and drops
5k on the table he calls me by my name an says if he doesnt win he is going
to kill himself can I cheat and help him. I told him GL but I cant help you,
He loses the money walks across the street to where he works goes up to the
top of the garage jumps and kills himself.

Damn

[bobby heenan]

at foxwoods and mohegan i cant even count the times ive seen guys blow through 20k or more sitting next to me....one guy i was next to recently was down about 4k....he tries to split 5s instead of doubling and the whole table is like "whoa what"...this older gentleman in his 70's wasnt so nice...he cursed....this guy was a young puerto rican and started threatning the guy...the pit boss walks over andt says "sir watch your language" very sternly to the older gentleman....the old guy states his point and the boss is like "sir hes been sitting here for 2 hours at this table...he can play however he wants"...haha no shit

my fave though is my ex gf...we used to go all the time to play..first time i showed her how to play i gave her money to play next to me...she did well...i let her keep it all.....so wed go frequently and i always won....one day i go and i drop a g....so i say im gonna grab another g and ill get it back...she freaks a bit....finally i do it....i get all my money back and take her shopping at a boutique.......after that i pretty much stopped playing......so we breakup...and i lay into her one day on the phone and shes like "yer a loser...you lost 1k playing blacjack(keep in mind this was over a year ago)....how quickly they forget...and just a few months earlier she bought a blackjack book as one of the many small gifts shed buy for my birthday...fuckin ungrateful broads

[High3rEl3m3nt]

I was playing at one of the Indian casinos in Oregon. A guy next to me was talking about how he wanted Hillary Clinton to be the Presidential nominee. He was your typical Portlander fruitcake. While he's blabbering, a homeless-looking guy sits down. I remember he had a white t-shirt that was torn real bad and he was using a leather belt arranged over the shoulder to keep his shirt together--at least that's what I assumed its purpose was. Well, we're playing and the fruitcake sees the homeless man scratch himself, but assumes that the belt is a shoulder holster and he's grabbing for his gun. Dude yells out, "he's got a gun and he hits the floor, but not before his arm swipes across both our chip stacks. The poor homeless guy assumed that the Portlander was referring to someone with a gun behind him. After the dust settles, the dealer explains that the homeless-looking guy is Vietnam vet and has serious mental issues. Just a horrible...all around experience and it took forever for the cameras to review our chipstacks and make sure everything was right.

[Deuce]

Mother fukks mushing by hitting on a fukkin 14 when dealer shows 5.

[ChalkyDog]

2 weeks ago, I was at the nugget playing some craps.

Shooter is in the middle of a decent heater, 10+ rolls for sure (he was rolling when I showed up), ton of money on the board, dude rolls it hits one of the dealers hands (not the stickman, the guys on either side, the name escapes me right now), which makes the dice read 7. Everyone at the table saw it, the stickman said he didn't, the dealer on the otherside said he couldn't, and the table proceeds to lose their collective shit. Pitt boss comes over, talks to the dealers (at this time, the woman dealer whose hand it hit is in full on tears), then comes to the conclusion (based on what I have no idea), that nothing happened, no hand was hit, and the roll was over - clear the board.

Well, that table was a tinderbox as is, when that ruling from the pitt boss came in, the shooter and his buddies started raising all kinds of hell, telling them to go to the eye-in-the-sky, telling them to go fukk themselves, telling them that in no uncertain terms - the pitt boss will be shanked as soon as he steps outside the establishment.

I left around this point, so I have no idea WTF happened, but I did see the shooter being led from the building in handcuffs about an hr later.

The worst part, the shooter was dead on right. Die was tipped by girls hand, putting it on a number that clears the entire place out.

So, dude loses his money and ends up in jail, because there was a goddamn woman out of the kitchen.

[Huckleberry Pig]

this thread has potential, keep it up

[Louisvillekid1]

Too many to tell...

[tony_come]

When ppl fart on the table

No respect! Unfukkinreal

[Brock Landers]

2 weeks ago, I was at the nugget playing some craps.

Shooter is in the middle of a decent heater, 10+ rolls for sure (he was rolling when I showed up), ton of money on the board, dude rolls it hits one of the dealers hands (not the stickman, the guys on either side, the name escapes me right now), which makes the dice read 7. Everyone at the table saw it, the stickman said he didn't, the dealer on the otherside said he couldn't, and the table proceeds to lose their collective shit. Pitt boss comes over, talks to the dealers (at this time, the woman dealer whose hand it hit is in full on tears), then comes to the conclusion (based on what I have no idea), that nothing happened, no hand was hit, and the roll was over - clear the board.

Well, that table was a tinderbox as is, when that ruling from the pitt boss came in, the shooter and his buddies started raising all kinds of hell, telling them to go to the eye-in-the-sky, telling them to go fukk themselves, telling them that in no uncertain terms - the pitt boss will be shanked as soon as he steps outside the establishment.

I left around this point, so I have no idea WTF happened, but I did see the shooter being led from the building in handcuffs about an hr later.

The worst part, the shooter was dead on right. Die was tipped by girls hand, putting it on a number that clears the entire place out.

So, dude loses his money and ends up in jail, because there was a goddamn woman out of the kitchen.

good one!!

[Emily_Haines]

Saw a guy who had been losing all night.

He called a big bet preflop and big bets on flop, turn and river. All small cards on board.

Opponent tabled pocket AA

He stood up said he had quad eights then ripped his cards in half and threw them down on the table

He had pocket eights.

[TheCentaur]

I got kicked off a blackjack table once because they said I was an "advantage player". I was down 3k

I saw an old guy in a tweed jacket at Caesar's bet the don't, and 4 don't come numbers for 5k each with max odds. He got a bad feeling and took them all down.

Was playing poker and was heads up against another guy. I made top full house 8s over 3s and got all in. The guy turns over quad 3s and while hes raking in my chips his name gets called for the cash drawing.

[ThaWoj]

Was playing poker and was heads up against another guy. I made top full house 8s over 3s and got all in. The guy turns over quad 3s and while hes raking in my chips his name gets called for the cash drawing.

sick.

Btw, im staying at the hollywood bay st. louis in mississippi right now. Was playing bj an hour ago, some broad who never played before doubled on hard 18 against a 10. She pulled an ace making 19, dealer flipped 17. Unreal.

[Phildo]

I saw a crowd of at least 20 asians surrounding a sic bo table. there were multiple people taking notes about the results of previous rolls and they spent at least 5 minutes discussing what they were going to do before the ring leader stepped up and put one five dollar chip on the table and told the dealer they were ready.

[Sledge187]

I saw a crowd of at least 20 asians surrounding a sic bo table. there were multiple people taking notes about the results of previous rolls and they spent at least 5 minutes discussing what they were going to do before the ring leader stepped up and put one five dollar chip on the table and told the dealer they were ready.

[HauntingTheHoly]

When the Super Bowl was in Tampa recently, Michael Jordan came to our casino and lost well over a million, I cant' believe I can't remember exactly how much.....I think 1.6? Management actually cut him off and he walked out as if nothing of any significance had happened. High Stakes Black Jack.

[Sledge187]

Here's a story from another site.
This afternoon at Luxor.. Crazy sh-t like this seems to be following around Vegas poker rooms lately.

I came into a poker table in a seat directly across from this chick. Black chick, mid 40's, actually quite decent looking. Open shirt, thin-strapped tank top underneath. Decent cleavage, medium sized rack. Anyway - she's going on and on about how she's the only woman at the table. She loves guys so much, she loves being the only woman at the table, she'd probably let one of us take her up to her room, etc. etc. My entire side of the table is made up of Asians (Am I allowed to say that? - if that's offensive, I apologize in advance). The point being nobody is really talking. Meanwhile I'm sort of smiling, minimally flirting - mostly out of uncomfortableness than anything else.

Then, out of the blue, she says something about her money - like she needs to reload (terrible player, btw - lost about $600 while I was there). So she opens her shirt, looks across the table at me and says something like "I wonder if I have any in here". She then proceeds to put her hand into her bra and squeezes the melons. I smile, the asians smile (we're all men after all) and she pulls it out.

It.


Out.


Boob is sitting there flapping in the wind. Then she looks down and acts suprised (she clearly did it on purpose) and says something like "how did that get out there".

Then left it out while she played out the hand.

This general behavior carried on for another 10 minutes or so until she finally left to pee. Came back 30 minutes later and said that security had intercepted her and told her that the folks in the ceiling saw her doing this on camera and asked that she keep her boobs in her shirt.



I complained to the floor. Seemed like a victimless crime to me.




Classy chick. Clearly looking for some action.

[xelemental]

Here's a story from another site.
This afternoon at Luxor.. Crazy sh-t like this seems to be following around Vegas poker rooms lately.

I came into a poker table in a seat directly across from this chick. Black chick, mid 40's, actually quite decent looking. Open shirt, thin-strapped tank top underneath. Decent cleavage, medium sized rack. Anyway - she's going on and on about how she's the only woman at the table. She loves guys so much, she loves being the only woman at the table, she'd probably let one of us take her up to her room, etc. etc. My entire side of the table is made up of Asians (Am I allowed to say that? - if that's offensive, I apologize in advance). The point being nobody is really talking. Meanwhile I'm sort of smiling, minimally flirting - mostly out of uncomfortableness than anything else.

Then, out of the blue, she says something about her money - like she needs to reload (terrible player, btw - lost about $600 while I was there). So she opens her shirt, looks across the table at me and says something like "I wonder if I have any in here". She then proceeds to put her hand into her bra and squeezes the melons. I smile, the asians smile (we're all men after all) and she pulls it out.

It.


Out.


Boob is sitting there flapping in the wind. Then she looks down and acts suprised (she clearly did it on purpose) and says something like "how did that get out there".

Then left it out while she played out the hand.

This general behavior carried on for another 10 minutes or so until she finally left to pee. Came back 30 minutes later and said that security had intercepted her and told her that the folks in the ceiling saw her doing this on camera and asked that she keep her boobs in her shirt.



I complained to the floor. Seemed like a victimless crime to me.




Classy chick. Clearly looking for some action.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

For my school sponsored high school graduation party we brought in roulette, bj, and craps tables and professors taught us how to play. There were real chips we could buy/cash in, just like the real deal. Proceeds went to the school. We essentially had a small casino...i know its not that crazy but it felt like I was in an actual casino(hadnt played in one at this time) Now that I look back, its badass(and amazing that it was permitted), its as if there was not an age restriction, kinda surreal...the only other time ive had that feeling is when I went to Belgium and their were 15/16 year olds drinking at the pubs...casinos should let kids gamble, they sure would make more money!

[Robber]

Saw a guy who had been losing all night.

He called a big bet preflop and big bets on flop, turn and river. All small cards on board.

Opponent tabled pocket AA

He stood up said he had quad eights then ripped his cards in half and threw them down on the table

He had pocket eights.

So???

And centaur what cash drawing

[HauntingTheHoly]

I got 2 things because I have been in this bizz 29years
First Im dealing craps in Vegas early in the morning like 8am.
A guy walks up to our crew and throws 3k on the table. He says,
Guys I just got out of jail....I owe someone a favor he told me to come
in here and let you guys gamble 3k and keep everything for tips.
We went nuts we parlayed press did everything we could think of using him
as the shill for our bets.
The second was Im dealing BJ in Vegas (I dealt back in the 80's) the valet
parker from across the street (I knew him from parking) walks up and drops
5k on the table he calls me by my name an says if he doesnt win he is going
to kill himself can I cheat and help him. I told him GL but I cant help you,
He loses the money walks across the street to where he works goes up to the
top of the garage jumps and kills himself.

Two stories so amazing they're barely believable. Especially that second one. I'd like to hear more about both.

[muldoon]

Palms in Vegas. 2 young (early 20's) guys sit down. Table is $25-$1000. Both buy in for $20k. They said it was their tuition and they wanted to make a bit extra. Together, they turned the combined $40k into around $120k, then proceeded to lose every last dime of it. It was painful to watch.

Saw a guy get mad at blackjack and throw a chair across the room, hitting a dealer at another table.

Had a guy at my table to try get credit by offering his fake/glass eye.

[soul786]

I saw a crowd of at least 20 asians surrounding a sic bo table. there were multiple people taking notes about the results of previous rolls and they spent at least 5 minutes discussing what they were going to do before the ring leader stepped up and put one five dollar chip on the table and told the dealer they were ready.

Probably just wanted themselves a round of bigmacs lmao

[Jayvegas420]

My buddy won several thousand playing BJ at Monte Carlo but, they served him so much alcohol that he was thrown out for tossing green chips into the dealers pockets. When he was escorted out to the strip he started crumpling up $100 bills and chucked them like a pitcher out onto Las Vegas Blvd.

True story.
Wish I was there to see it & play catcher!

[TheCentaur]

And centaur what cash drawing

It was one of those poker room drawings that they give you tickets for all day when you have a full house or better, but you have to be present for the drawing to win. I think it was like $500 or something.