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    FISHHEAD Nails ROYAL FLUSH At HERITAGE

    Only guy I know that can beat slots

    Nailed a few this week at Palms and Silverton too

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    BIGDAY
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    Guy is unstoppable. Met him at bash. Gave him $100. He was back in 25 minutes with $250. Have him $50

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Guy is unstoppable. Met him at bash. Gave him $100. He was back in 25 minutes with $250. Have him $50
    I met at the '10 bash and gave him 100 dollars; he came back an hour later with my 100 dollars and a hooker; he gave me my 100, then him and the hooker started talking about ZJ's and I got lost in their conservation
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    He isn't the only one who can hit a royal...
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-ta...hand-boys.html

    That's the good thing about multi hand video poker, you don't have to wait nearly as long for big hands.

    I'm by no means a tout, but you should try this at 5Dimes JJ. You have admitted you suffer from agoraphobia and you can do this in the privacy of your own home, with better odds than you can find in almost any casino.

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    How much? $1k?

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    Attachment 47148This guy is good

    Palms

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Only guy I know that can beat slots

    Nailed a few this week at Palms and Silverton too

    Attachment 47146

    Corey's mom just one at Heritage also... i'm sure her story is more interesting.

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    who cares

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    who cares

    Thats also very true

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    who cares
    i'm with firedawg on this one

    i could hit a bunch of royals too if i played all day to have a 100.5% edge

    but for some reason pushing a button on video poker for 10 hours straight at $8/hour isn't my idea of fun

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    mike palms pay $50 an hour
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    This is a -ev payout schedule JJ

    If you play 800 hands per hr perfectly you can expect to lose ~$11. For it to be +$50/hr there would have to be a program that pays cashback $61/hr or 1.5% of total cash in.
    Last edited by TheCentaur; 09-11-12 at 09:30 PM.

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    Slot Card worth 100.6 not including mailers

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    fishhead should not be acknowledged around here anymore
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Slot Card worth 100.6 not including mailers
    Are you talking about the offer for new sign ups?

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    I miss fishead
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    The same Fishhead that got nailed by Grits for lying about a slot win ?

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    Fish head I'm by the slot area at the palms got 2 leftover pizza crusts.

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    Fishhead is too busy making money
    Posting takes time

    Time is money to him

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    fishhead!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    mike palms pay $50 an hour
    at times you can crank up to $50/hour value for 12 hours or so each month. so i apologize for the $8/hour comment but i'm pretty sure fishhead is playing those too.
    if you find 4 of those $50/hour deals each month, that's $28k/year. not as much as a decent job would pay, but nothing to sneeze at.

    and if you're a bonus whore like me, you would have a separate players card for wife, dad, friend that you would play with also (hand pays on royals could get tricky though - i have had to say "whoops i grabbed the wrong card")

    http://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/bob_dancer/2012/0207.cfm

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    Mike you seem to have a clue
    Many swear by video poker

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    i saw fish in a dumpster once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Fishhead is too busy making money
    Posting takes time

    Time is money to him

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    i saw fish in a dumpster once.
    if you're gonna dumpster dive do it at large apartment complexes near the end of the month

    living in apartments for 10 years you wouldn't believe how nice some of the stuff was that just got left near the dumpsters when people moved out. couches, chairs, etc that looked brand new, a large box of vhs movies one time (that i grabbed).

    i don't think i've ever been IN the dumpster, but if someone was in need of free furniture it would be easy to find

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    Sharpest of the Sharps

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    Glad to hear this!

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