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    ZetaPsi808
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    Made a Score Last Night At Local Casino

    how to be a +EV warrior lesson #124C

    last night i hit the slots machine at Yonkers Raceway & Casino. i took the Fishhead manual to +EV slots play with me and reached my goal of converting the freeplay into 100% cash

    i also hit on the waitress who was walking around serving drinks but she turned me down and said my shorts made me look like a fruitcake. unreal

    we started a shouting match next to the "Main street winners" slot machine and then security guard stepped between us. she was yelling at me in spanish and i had no idea what she was saying although it did me get hard and i think she saw my erection through my shorts. fukk that whorebag

    i guess shorts maybe a little bit too high up and tight. anyway, gambling was a success and i won $5.50 off the voucher

    here is video below. narrow view is tough but i dont know how to change it


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    Nice work Pablo!

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    you'll get her anally, Zeta. just keep up the effort

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    quality living


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    Good work

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    Solid work Zeta - free is always +EV... We need set up a SBR coupon run in Vegas before or after the bash...

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    Zeta can patty trim your hair again

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    ZetaPsi808
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    where is TTwarrior???

    guy walked right past me and did not say hi

    fuk him

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    Zeta-

    Is that the same casino that me,you & JJ went too? Place is huge. Lots of minorities, though.

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    Yonkers is a harness track with a casino.

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    Pablo-

    Is that the same casino that me,you & JJ went too? Place is huge. Lots of minorities, though

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    ZetaPsi808
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    Herbie good idea. i will be in contact with Fishhead 2 weeks before the bash to inquire about the hottest deals/discounts
    Last edited by ZetaPsi808; 07-12-12 at 04:14 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Zeta-

    Is that the same casino that me,you & JJ went too? Place is huge. Lots of minorities, though.
    yes, same place. i just wish they had table games and poker. i do well in 2/5 NL cash games. i'm def gonna test the tables in vegas at the sbr bash

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post

    yes, same place. i just wish they had table games and poker. i do well in 2/5 NL cash games. i'm def gonna test the tables in vegas at the sbr bash
    ok thanks pablo


    I remember that place now

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    Was that really TT?

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    Zeta

    Have you ever been to the Sands in Bethlehem PA? Or Mt. Airy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    ok thanks pablo

    I remember that place now
    Marvin, the courier left 4 am this morning with your package

    he is travelling on horseback so it will take 2-3 weeks to reach you

    Marvin send me confirmation upon reception of package

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    Zeta living the good life.

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    Zeta, come to the Queens Aqueducts Raceway and Casino (slots) and get a $10-15 fp just for making a card, and then convert the FP into min. 20 bucks, and grab some grub from the cafeteria. Those chinks overprice their food like crazy, but the meal is EXCELLENT! And it's free. If you wanna avoid the ripoff chinks, try the burger joint right next to the chinks. Satisfaction guaranteed!

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    ZetaPsi808
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    Quote Originally Posted by GamblerSpirit View Post
    Zeta, come to the Queens Aqueducts Raceway and Casino (slots) and get a $10-15 fp just for making a card, and then convert the FP into min. 20 bucks, and grab some grub from the cafeteria. Those chinks overprice their food like crazy, but the meal is EXCELLENT! And it's free. If you wanna avoid the ripoff chinks, try the burger joint right next to the chinks. Satisfaction guaranteed!
    thanks for the tip. i am going to hit up Resort world casino and the Aqueducts in one day since they are right next to each other

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    good vid man, remember taking bets on that track at all hours in the UK

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    Zeta is always +EV

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    Hawley = ttwarrior

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Chris View Post
    good vid man, remember taking bets on that track at all hours in the UK
    Seriously? Their pools are fukkin tiny.

    You and about 3 other places outside of Vegas apparently...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Hawley = ttwarrior
    Duh wilber

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    Titty is good peoples

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Titty is good peoples

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawley View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Was that really TT?
    Daddy it had to be. the fukk looked just like him!

    Steve, i have never been to PA before or that other place

    the yonkers facility is nothing special, just a place for degenerates to blow their money in the slot machines

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZetaPsi808 View Post
    here is video below. narrow view is tough but i dont know how to change it
    Hold iphone flat you fukk

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    at least i was with a chick

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    lol, TT-w

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