There once was a man who said to his friend "hey watch this, I bet I can make that horse over there laugh".
The man walks over to the horse and whispers something in his ear. The horse laughs long and hard.
The man says: "that was easy. now I'm going to make the horse cry by showing him something. But turn your head I don't want you to see what it is".
The man walks back over to the horse and shows it something. The horse starts crying.
The man's friend says: "dayam son. you like the horse whisperer. How did you do that"?
The man says.. "The first time I told the horse my dick was bigger than his. The horse laughed. The second time I showed him."