1. 07-25-15 02:14 AM #1
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    I am no amateur when it comes to fighting.... But got destroyed by two MMA guys...

    Tried to pick em up and body slam em.

    I just about blacked out. Twice. I coulda killed these guys, otherwise.

    My fukking neck. Ouch.

    FUKK YOU MMA DUDES.

    Asian guys taking me the penetrate to school. Fukk.
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  2. 07-25-15 02:25 AM #2
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  3. 07-25-15 02:31 AM #3
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    Mo, you couldn't body slam an Asian?
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  4. 07-25-15 03:55 AM #4
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    This is the one of the more disturbing threads in SBR history.
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  5. 07-25-15 03:59 AM #5
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    Mo why are you fighting two guys? What happened?
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  6. 07-25-15 04:04 AM #6
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    Diggity, he said there were a couple of Asian guys involved.

    I wouldn't be surprised if this was a bukkake scene gone awry.

    Maybe Mo didn't like the taste?
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  7. 07-25-15 04:06 AM #7
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    Mo are you fighting the mirror again?


    Do not fight


    I am against violence


    Women are the worst drivers though they will never let you in fuken feminists power hungry martha stewarts
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  8. 07-25-15 04:08 AM #8
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    Giant i had too many beers

    I am beside mcdonalds waiting and theres 3 black guys in a car across smoking and pointing there fingers at me like a gun amd making zapping noises while laughing

    This is scary and awkward

    What do i do??
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  9. 07-25-15 04:15 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Giant i had too many beers

    I am beside mcdonalds waiting and theres 3 black guys in a car across smoking and pointing there fingers at me like a gun amd making zapping noises while laughing

    This is scary and awkward

    What do i do??
    Calmly walk up to them and ask them if they heard the Hulk Hogan news.

    When they start fuming, just shake your head and explain to them that The Hulkster is a disgrace to all society. This will buy you a few minutes.

    Once they start being a little more at ease, start running like hell. Just run as fast as you can.
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  10. 07-25-15 05:57 AM #10
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    Stay safe Mo, don't let them gang up on you...




    And also some self defense tips...



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  11. 07-25-15 12:32 PM #11
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    Sounds like someone had a run in with these two asians.

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  12. 07-25-15 12:44 PM #12
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    That Rocky song again!

    MO'er give as an update?
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  13. 07-25-15 01:49 PM #13
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    troublesome thread

    Mo are you ok??
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  14. 07-25-15 02:07 PM #14
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  15. 07-25-15 02:26 PM #15
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    Thanks for the laughs guys
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  16. 07-25-15 03:05 PM #16
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    This wasn't the first time Mo got doubleteamed by two dudes, last time they were black. He's a liberal and couldn't refuse.
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  17. 07-25-15 03:16 PM #17
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    I once beat 3 MMA guys in a street fight. But I was humble and didn't post it here. One of them became a world champion one day and never forgot the beating he suffered that night behind the alley.
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  18. 07-25-15 03:18 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by laker5 View Post
    Thanks for the laughs guys
    I remember when I was like you. I came for fades, stayed for laughs and now I find myself wasting countless hours searching for the perfect reaction GIF.

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  19. 07-26-15 12:01 AM #19
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    Uh, this thread was Mo's last post.

    MO'er, check in pal.

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  20. 07-26-15 02:22 PM #20
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    MO?
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  21. 07-26-15 02:33 PM #21
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    The Asian fade theory in MMA Mo just blew up... Lol...

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  22. 07-26-15 02:43 PM #22
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    This has been a fukked up weekend

    I have no memory of making this thread
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  23. 07-26-15 02:51 PM #23
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  24. 07-26-15 03:18 PM #24
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    Mo were handcuffs involved?
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  25. 07-26-15 03:24 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Mo were handcuffs involved?
    No, Jake.

    In retrospect I thin it was just one guy and I was seeing double.
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  26. 07-26-15 03:32 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    No, Jake.

    In retrospect I thin it was just one guy and I was seeing double.
    Mo you need a good sandwich and a beer to put things back in perspective.
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  27. 07-26-15 03:34 PM #27
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    Mo, did you by any chance run into Bill Cosby last night?




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  28. 07-26-15 04:40 PM #28
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    Mo who started the fight? What happened?
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  29. 07-26-15 06:33 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Mo, did you by any chance run into Bill Cosby last night?




    I don't remember...

    So probably
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  30. 07-26-15 06:55 PM #30
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    Moe you've been quiet lately so I guess you're gearing towards football which is a good thing best of luck from the compound
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  31. 07-26-15 07:36 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Moe you've been quiet lately so I guess you're gearing towards football which is a good thing best of luck from the compound
    I do not post that much on weekends.

    Off the wagon.
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  32. 07-26-15 09:17 PM #32
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    man that punching bag video is hilarious.

    mo you are great
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  33. 07-26-15 09:40 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Mo who started the fight? What happened?
    I don't really remember.

    A lot of this is coming from the people who were with me.
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  34. 07-26-15 09:59 PM #34
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    Mo with 2hrs and 7 rbi's tonight
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  35. 07-26-15 09:59 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn View Post
    I don't really remember.

    A lot of this is coming from the people who were with me.
    Mo I hate to tell you this but no one else was with you
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