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    Cops Looking For UFC Champ Jon Jones

    http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/12773899/ufc-champion-jon-jones-identified-lead-suspect-hit-run-albuquerque-new-mexico

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    Guy must be fast!

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    He will buy the girl off and lucky she only has a broken arm

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    Unreal. All of that talent went to waste.

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    They better taser him. He will not go down easily. He could knock out all cops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Unreal. All of that talent went to waste.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    The worst part is that he has 2 brothers playing in the NFL. Talk about a family loaded with talent and he has to go and taint the family fame by doing stupid shit.

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    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

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    I have been saying this on this board for years but UFC is a joke sport that only savages participate in(savages with a screw loose who can somehow take that kind of punishment) and only savages watch it

    Boxing is superior in every way

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    I have been saying this on this board for years but UFC is a joke sport that only savages participate in(savages with a screw loose who can somehow take that kind of punishment) and only savages watch it

    Boxing is superior in every way
    I think overall boxers take more punishment over the course of their career.

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    he probably has an IQ about 10 like the rest of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    he probably has an IQ about 10 like the rest of them
    Anyone who is able to participate in MMA has something wrong with them in the head.

    No normal human could withstand that punishment.

    The only time I ever watched UFC I was eating at a pizza joint after a football game and it was on TV. One of the fighters picked up the other by his feet and slammed his head on the mat like a sledgehammer. Blood was gushing everywhere and they didn't even stop the fight until he did it 2 more times. Guy could have been killed. And that is why I don't watch it, it takes no skill to be a UFC fighter its just whoever has the most screws loose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Anyone who is able to participate in MMA has something wrong with them in the head.

    No normal human could withstand that punishment.

    The only time I ever watched UFC I was eating at a pizza joint after a football game and it was on TV. One of the fighters picked up the other by his feet and slammed his head on the mat like a sledgehammer. Blood was gushing everywhere and they didn't even stop the fight until he did it 2 more times. Guy could have been killed. And that is why I don't watch it, it takes no skill to be a UFC fighter its just whoever has the most screws loose.
    I think I remember you telling this exact same story before. I've seen the majority of the UFC fights(I guess that makes me a savage) that have ever happened and I don't recall ever seeing anything like this. There have been some brutal slams but nothing like what you are describing. Do you happen to remember either of the fighters involved in what you are describing?

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    Check the Baltimore area, he's rioting

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Anyone who is able to participate in MMA has something wrong with them in the head.

    No normal human could withstand that punishment.

    The only time I ever watched UFC I was eating at a pizza joint after a football game and it was on TV. One of the fighters picked up the other by his feet and slammed his head on the mat like a sledgehammer. Blood was gushing everywhere and they didn't even stop the fight until he did it 2 more times. Guy could have been killed. And that is why I don't watch it, it takes no skill to be a UFC fighter its just whoever has the most screws loose.
    You have something wrong with your head and you've never seen the inside of an MMA Octagon...what's your deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    it takes no skill to be a UFC fighter its just whoever has the most screws loose.

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    Boxing is more brutal because if a fighter is knocked down in boxing, they just give him a few seconds to recover and then the fight continues. In MMA, the other fighter just follows him to the ground, punches him once or twice and then the fight is stopped. In boxing, the guy could get knocked down repeatedly and get brain damage as a result.

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    Run OJ run... Got white Bronco????

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Anyone who is able to participate in MMA has something wrong with them in the head.

    No normal human could withstand that punishment.

    The only time I ever watched UFC I was eating at a pizza joint after a football game and it was on TV. One of the fighters picked up the other by his feet and slammed his head on the mat like a sledgehammer. Blood was gushing everywhere and they didn't even stop the fight until he did it 2 more times. Guy could have been killed. And that is why I don't watch it, it takes no skill to be a UFC fighter its just whoever has the most screws loose.
    Cool story bro
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    Most of these guys don't even have that much money this is just another guy that I'll be flat broke in three years

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    Jon Jones has been arrested and charged with felony hit-and-run http://on.si.com/1DOAYUX

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    The shit should be out of his system by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frogsrangers View Post
    Anyone who is able to participate in MMA has something wrong with them in the head.

    No normal human could withstand that punishment.

    The only time I ever watched UFC I was eating at a pizza joint after a football game and it was on TV. One of the fighters picked up the other by his feet and slammed his head on the mat like a sledgehammer. Blood was gushing everywhere and they didn't even stop the fight until he did it 2 more times. Guy could have been killed. And that is why I don't watch it, it takes no skill to be a UFC fighter its just whoever has the most screws loose.
    Brilliant troll, or drooling retard? You decide. Leaning towards the last though.

    Also, way way more boxers get killed in the ring than MMA fighters.

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    Ufc is a joke.

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    Ifc sucks

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