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    Free money parlay

    Cub swanson

    Ronda rousey

    Urijah faber

    Thank me later or suck a D

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    Cub swanson

    Ronda rousey

    Urijah faber

    Thank me later or suck a D
    You run around the forum telling everyone how "positive" you are, how everyone hates on you for no reason, and how weird and freaky everyone is for making fun of you, and then you turn around and start yet another thread in which you act like a douchebag for no reason whatsoever. Makes me regret opening SBR today.

    I'm going to add you to the Jibby list and ignore most of your posts again. See you kiddo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    You run around the forum telling everyone how "positive" you are, how everyone hates on you for no reason, and how weird and freaky everyone is for making fun of you, and then you turn around and start yet another thread in which you act like a douchebag for no reason whatsoever. Makes me regret opening SBR today.

    I'm going to add you to the Jibby list and ignore most of your posts again. See you kiddo.
    LOL Thank me later or suck a D really offended you MD? are you on your period? you have some serious issues. have hardly been on this forum in a month? better things to do with my time, like im busy right now. And its pretty obvious why i said "or suck a D" because whenever i give good advice i get retard comments like so, ^ hahaha but have fun on the forum. remember to bathe once in a while, the
    neighbours might complain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    LOL Thank me later or suck a D really offended you MD? are you on your period? you have some serious issues. have hardly been on this forum in a month? better things to do with my time, like im busy right now. And its pretty obvious why i said "or suck a D" because whenever i give good advice i get retard comments like so, ^ hahaha but have fun on the forum. remember to bathe once in a while, the
    neighbours might complain.
    It didn't offend me, I just think it makes you look like a moronic douche.

    As for your generic "go outside more derp" comments (that you make despite the fact that you post almost every day on this forum), ironically, I was away on a trip and haven't posted in around four days, which is why I so quickly jumped on you when I saw this thread; not posting on SBR for a while made me realize exactly how much of a c-nt some of the people on this forum are, yourself included. You're not a good guy, by any measure, and I'd honestly be ashamed if I were your friend. I actually started to soften to you a bit, because you being a c-nt became such an overwhelming normality that any slight improvement made me see you in a better light. My expectations for some of you people are disgustingly low.

    In person, I wouldn't spend any time trying to get along with such a worthless person who clearly can contribute nothing to my life, so why would I do it online? Better question: why am I even writing this reply when I can go smoke and watch Hannibal?

    Enjoy your thread. I'm sure it'll go great.

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    Show me the bet ticket Marzy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebubzy View Post
    Show me the bet ticket Marzy

    This

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    Will be like 5 squid, really no need!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    It didn't offend me, I just think it makes you look like a moronic douche.

    As for your generic "go outside more derp" comments (that you make despite the fact that you post almost every day on this forum), ironically, I was away on a trip and haven't posted in around four days, which is why I so quickly jumped on you when I saw this thread; not posting on SBR for a while made me realize exactly how much of a c-nt some of the people on this forum are, yourself included. You're not a good guy, by any measure, and I'd honestly be ashamed if I were your friend. I actually started to soften to you a bit, because you being a c-nt became such an overwhelming normality that any slight improvement made me see you in a better light. My expectations for some of you people are disgustingly low.

    In person, I wouldn't spend any time trying to get along with such a worthless person who clearly can contribute nothing to my life, so why would I do it online? Better question: why am I even writing this reply when I can go smoke and watch Hannibal?

    Enjoy your thread. I'm sure it'll go great.
    Dude to long didn't read, i was busy painting the house as i wrote those comments, and you decide to lose your shit over it haha. wasent even directed at you in general, take my bet advice or don't, it doesn't really matter to me. you have a massive ego and pretty obvious you have emotional problems, stop writing long in depth comments to me as if you know me in anyway, its just embarrassing. i gave you a chance that one time to talk to me on xbox but you pussed out, you have no grasp on reality do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebubzy View Post
    Show me the bet ticket Marzy
    Ok if u want buddy when i make the bet ill show you the picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post

    Ok if u want buddy when i make the bet ill show you the picture
    Do you expect any of those lines to improve in your favor?

    Have you hit any of these new thread parlays yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebubzy View Post
    Do you expect any of those lines to improve in your favor?

    Have you hit any of these new thread parlays yet?
    No, a couple of days and i will do. i dnt expect the lines to improve at all, so get it while its this value i suppose.
    Last edited by marzwoody; 06-24-14 at 12:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    Dude to long didn't read, i was busy painting the house as i wrote those comments, and you decide to lose your shit over it haha. wasent even directed at you in general, take my bet advice or don't, it doesn't really matter to me. you have a massive ego and pretty obvious you have emotional problems, stop writing long in depth comments to me as if you know me in anyway, its just embarrassing. i gave you a chance that one time to talk to me on xbox but you pussed out, you have no grasp on reality do you?
    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody
    You must of been fun to bully at school. say the slightest thing and you go off, even when its not directed at you. Lol. you should apply for big brother, but since your scared to show your face to anyone, or even talk to someone if its not through text on a keyboard that could be a problem im sitting here chilling playing MK and glance at this forum, see some long thing about a stranger saying "im not a good guy" because i typed something that hurt your fragile ego. get a grip man. haha
    I figured we all stopped being too cool for an internet forum we post on regularly when we were 16.

    Also, "i gave you a chance that one time to talk to me on xbox but you pussed out".

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    Petty bickering aside... that's a lot of chalk for three-leg parlay that only yields .7 profit. If you toss out Faber and Rousey while adding Weidman at -200 (this line is a gift btw), you can increase that yield to 1.1 and at the same time reduce your exposure to a freak upset by a third.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Das Jax View Post
    Petty bickering aside... that's a lot of chalk for three-leg parlay that only yields .7 profit. If you toss out Faber and Rousey while adding Weidman at -200 (this line is a gift btw), you can increase that yield to 1.1 and at the same time reduce your exposure to a freak upset by a third.
    Changed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    I figured we all stopped being too cool for an internet forum we post on regularly when we were 16.

    Also, "i gave you a chance that one time to talk to me on xbox but you pussed out".
    You have mental issues and need help. not gonna find it from me, so stop commenting at me pretending you would actually talk to me like this is real life lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    Cub swanson

    Ronda rousey

    Urijah faber

    Thank me later or suck a D
    fockin amateur. this is how you do it



    1. 9/7/2014 1:00 PM NFL Football 471 Oakland Raiderz* +5 -110 vs New York Jets
    2. 6/25/2014 6:30 AM ATP Tennis 114 Jo-Wilfried Tzonga* -300 vs Sam Querrey
    3. 6/28/2014 11:59 PM UFC Fighting 2002 Cub Swanson* -250 vs Jeremy Stephens
    4. 7/5/2014 11:30 PM UFC Fighting 1102 Ronda Rousey* -900 vs Alexis Davis
    5. 7/5/2014 9:30 PM UFC Fighting 1502 Urijah Faber* -750 vs Alex Caceres
    Risking $550.00 To Win $1,918.15
    Points Awarded:

    Vaughany gave PunisherIND 10 Betpoint(s) for this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    fockin amateur. this is how you do it



    1. 9/7/2014 1:00 PM NFL Football 471 Oakland Raiderz* +5 -110 vs New York Jets
    2. 6/25/2014 6:30 AM ATP Tennis 114 Jo-Wilfried Tzonga* -300 vs Sam Querrey
    3. 6/28/2014 11:59 PM UFC Fighting 2002 Cub Swanson* -250 vs Jeremy Stephens
    4. 7/5/2014 11:30 PM UFC Fighting 1102 Ronda Rousey* -900 vs Alexis Davis
    5. 7/5/2014 9:30 PM UFC Fighting 1502 Urijah Faber* -750 vs Alex Caceres
    Risking $550.00 To Win $1,918.15
    I like bets 2 thru 5.. You're gonna have to wait til Sept to cash out if you win on football bet 1... Hope the bookie joint where you laid this play down is still in business by then Punisher buddy..

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    I like bets 2 thru 5.. You're gonna have to wait til Sept to cash out if you win on football bet 1... Hope the bookie joint where you laid this play down is still in business by then Punisher buddy..
    shite, i didnt think about that.

    somebody told me if i parlay raiderz it would reduce the jews. so i've been parlaying them with everything!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    fockin amateur. this is how you do it



    1. 9/7/2014 1:00 PM NFL Football 471 Oakland Raiderz* +5 -110 vs New York Jets
    2. 6/25/2014 6:30 AM ATP Tennis 114 Jo-Wilfried Tzonga* -300 vs Sam Querrey
    3. 6/28/2014 11:59 PM UFC Fighting 2002 Cub Swanson* -250 vs Jeremy Stephens
    4. 7/5/2014 11:30 PM UFC Fighting 1102 Ronda Rousey* -900 vs Alexis Davis
    5. 7/5/2014 9:30 PM UFC Fighting 1502 Urijah Faber* -750 vs Alex Caceres
    Risking $550.00 To Win $1,918.15
    #Like a boss

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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    fockin amateur. this is how you do it



    1. 9/7/2014 1:00 PM NFL Football 471 Oakland Raiderz* +5 -110 vs New York Jets
    2. 6/25/2014 6:30 AM ATP Tennis 114 Jo-Wilfried Tzonga* -300 vs Sam Querrey
    3. 6/28/2014 11:59 PM UFC Fighting 2002 Cub Swanson* -250 vs Jeremy Stephens
    4. 7/5/2014 11:30 PM UFC Fighting 1102 Ronda Rousey* -900 vs Alexis Davis
    5. 7/5/2014 9:30 PM UFC Fighting 1502 Urijah Faber* -750 vs Alex Caceres
    Risking $550.00 To Win $1,918.15
    Hahhaa the newbz dont get this
    Hahhaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Hahhaa the newbz dont get this
    Hahhaa
    the mainstays do though.

    Secondly, Pun is too jew to put 550 down. Thats a 5.50 bet he changed.

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    Ok if u want buddy when i make the bet ill show you the picture
    Sure. We both know that will never happen. Now get back to work!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_Paul_2012 View Post
    Sure. We both know that will never happen. Now get back to work!
    Say what? Name:  ticket.jpg
Views: 379
Size:  27.3 KB
    Last edited by marzwoody; 06-24-14 at 08:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Will be like 5 squid, really no need!
    You hit the nail right on the head Vaughany. Notice anything missing on marzwoody's screen shot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    Say what? Name:  ticket.jpg
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    Your screencap is cut off.

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    Why would i show how much i bet? it could be the highest amount possible and you sad oysters would still be talking shit
    Last edited by marzwoody; 06-24-14 at 11:45 PM.

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    why do i bother

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    Why would i show how much i bet? it could be the highest amount possible and you sad oysters would still be talking shit
    #Saidnobodywith2balls&abankrollever

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    #Saidnobodywith2balls&abankrollever
    if you wanna show how much you bet on your bet tickets thats up to you kiddo.
    Last edited by marzwoody; 06-25-14 at 08:09 AM.

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    WINNERZ WINNERS WINNERZ!

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    Congrats on hitting those -1000 favorites, brah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Congrats on hitting those -1000 favorites, brah.
    Considering i made the exact amount of money i bet i consider them succesful bets.

    Work on your trolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marzwoody View Post
    Considering i made the exact amount of money i bet
    Obviously a $0 bet wins $0.

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