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    Tail me niqqas. Weidman gonna starch that half chink piss drinker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    I will post more winnerz this week. In the meantime here is a joke I would like to share.

    This chink goes into a bar. Goes up to the black bartender and says give me a jigger niggger. The bartender is pissed but tries to ignore it. The chink finishes his beer then orders another drink he says give me another jigger niggger. Now the black bartender has had enough he says to the chinaman you know this job is already hard enough without dealing with your shit. The chinaman says it doesn't look that tough to me. So the black says oh yeah why dont you try it. So the chinaman says sure and he goes behind the bar. The black bartender comes out to other side of bar and says to the chinaman give me a drink chink. The chinaman says sorry we don't serve nigggers here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    I will post more winnerz this week. In the meantime here is a joke I would like to share.

    This chink goes into a bar. Goes up to the black bartender and says give me a jigger niggger. The bartender is pissed but tries to ignore it. The chink finishes his beer then orders another drink he says give me another jigger niggger. Now the black bartender has had enough he says to the chinaman you know this job is already hard enough without dealing with your shit. The chinaman says it doesn't look that tough to me. So the black says oh yeah why dont you try it. So the chinaman says sure and he goes behind the bar. The black bartender comes out to other side of bar and says to the chinaman give me a drink chink. The chinaman says sorry we don't serve nigggers here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Down 5.25 units after that parlay hit on cub and kgast. Gonna make it all up this weekend. 20 units on weidman -190.
    Adding 3 units skyscraper

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Adding 3 units skyscraper
    -155

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    Always bet against the manlet

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    Adding 6 units Faber rousey Weidman struve parlay.

    6 units Faber rousey Weidman hall parlay.

    1 unit Doane -110.

    .5 unit Santos +215.

    .5 units Font +165.

    .5 unit Robertson +135.

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    Rock thanks for posting. I wasn't makin a move until i heard ur thoughts.

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    Between a few units on ITD props and a bunch of strait, Weidman is a 15u bet for me.

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    Focking mush's on Weidman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Focking mush's on Weidman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Adding 6 units Faber rousey Weidman struve parlay.

    6 units Faber rousey Weidman hall parlay.

    1 unit Doane -110.

    .5 unit Santos +215.

    .5 units Font +165.

    .5 unit Robertson +135.

    +26.25 units. +21 units YTD. Phagets.

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    Tonight.

    1 unit Penn.

    . 5 unit Anderson.

    . 5 unit Lima.

    1 unit parlay Lewis and Scoggins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Tonight.

    1 unit Penn.

    . 5 unit Anderson.

    . 5 unit Lima.

    1 unit parlay Lewis and Scoggins.
    Down 2.3 units. Up 18.7 total. Phaget judges focked me again. Made me grab my ankles and shit. Will post more winners this week. Too bad you bandwagon focks jumped ship on me. Focking rats.

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    I'm still here bro. Rocky criterion says I should fade the ginger fock, so I'm on Lara tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    I'm still here bro. Rocky criterion says I should fade the ginger fock, so I'm on Lara tonight.
    I'm on lara too pal. Crazy value eh amigo? Judges might fock us though bruh. They're as crooked as the teeth on the gash I took home last night had to gagball her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    I'm on lara too pal. Crazy value eh amigo? Judges might fock us though bruh. They're as crooked as the teeth on the gash I took home last night had to gagball her.
    You're much more optimistic than I am.

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    I will share one more joke u sick bastids.

    They're sending the first niqqa up to the moon and the guy doing the countdown is rehearsing. He says 54321 shoot the coon to the moon. His boss says no no no you cannot say that this is gonna be on TV you need to say something else. So the guy doing countdown says OK. He then says 54321 pull the trigger send the niggger. His boss is like no no no what is wrong with you. You cannot say that. This is gonna be on national TV millions of people will be watching. Come up with something else. So the day of the event comes. Million watching on TV. The guys doing the countdown says 5 4 3 2 1... the jig is up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    You're much more optimistic than I am.
    I am optimistic by nature bro.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    I will share one more joke u sick bastids.

    They're sending the first niqqa up to the moon and the guy doing the countdown is rehearsing. He says 54321 shoot the coon to the moon. His boss says no no no you cannot say that this is gonna be on TV you need to say something else. So the guy doing countdown says OK. He then says 54321 pull the trigger send the niggger. His boss is like no no no what is wrong with you. You cannot say that. This is gonna be on national TV millions of people will be watching. Come up with something else. So the day of the event comes. Million watching on TV. The guys doing the countdown says 5 4 3 2 1... the jig is up.
    When are they sending the rest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MD View Post
    When are they sending the rest?
    This black guy goes into bar with parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says hey where do u get one of those? The parrot says in Africa there are millions of them.
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    I am done peace out bitches. MD let's cash this pal.

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    Moretti and Roth. Two of the most crooked judges in boxing.

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    Well, nailed that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Down 2.3 units. Up 18.7 total. Phaget judges focked me again. Made me grab my ankles and shit. Will post more winners this week. Too bad you bandwagon focks jumped ship on me. Focking rats.
    Here we go joooooboys.

    .5 unit Healy
    .5 unit martins
    .5 unit salas
    1 unit story/linekar parlay
    1.5 units barboza/cerrone parlay

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    God bless me lord

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    This joke assumes the president is white not a black Muslim piece of shit.

    This airplane is carrying the president the pope Martin Luther King and a boy scout. The plane is about to crash and there are only 3 parachutes.

    So the president says I'm the leader of the free world I deserve a parachute. So he takes a parachute and goes down. Then martin luther king pipes up. He says I'm the leader of all the blacks in the world I deserve a parachute. So he takes a parachute and goes down. Now its just the pope and the boyscout. The pope says sorry boyscout I deserve that last parachute since I'm the leader of a billion catholics. The boyscout says "don't worry pope I gave that niggger my backpack."

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Here we go joooooboys.

    .5 unit Healy
    .5 unit martins
    .5 unit salas
    1 unit story/linekar parlay
    1.5 units barboza/cerrone parlay
    Adding .5 unit sterling. And .5 unit sanders.
    Suck my unit phags.

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    Add .5 unit Smith

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    Up 1.8 units. Up 20.5 units overall. Phagets.
    Last edited by rocky16; 07-17-14 at 12:36 PM.

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    Skipping this weekends card because quite frankly I have more important things to do. Like starching some manlets for kicks.
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    Here we go phags.

    2.5 units Lawler and Masvidal parlay.

    .5 unit Perpetuo

    1.5 units Cummins

    .5 unit Guida

    1 unit Green

    .5 Nog

    More winnerz for you joosh pricks.

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    Always like both your picks and your jokes my friend.
    Thompson is going to drag green to the ground and rape him. He might spit on it for lube, he may not. That part is still up in the air. Green took this fight to grab some quick cash for his brother's family.

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    Wouldn't Green's brother and family be better served if Bobby won - Show & Win $$$???

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