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    Tito Ortiz gasses on Adam Carolla's podcast

    watch this shit.

    http://adamcarolla.com/tito-ortiz-and-bjorn-rebney/

    this dude is gassed after a little in studio bullshit with adam talking most of the time trying to prove to the world that yes, i did used to be a boxing instructor.

    "i didn't tape my hands"

    "2 more...no 5 more" "2 more!"

    just watch. fight is a week from saturday, i will probably make a large play on rampage solely based on this shit. this dude looks like me taking the stairs after this bullshit.
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    I don't see a video link.

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    if you click the link and just scroll down a little it's right there. it's not youtube or i would have embedded the video.

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    I see the video of the dumbass who broke that rock formation thats been all over the internet, but nothing else.

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    really...it's in the "show summary" section before the "videos" section. i didn't even watch that boy scout video you're talking about, but i see it too. i heard the podcast at work and watched this when i thought about it later. i don't know why you're not seeing it, it's plain as day in the page i'm viewing. sorry. i do appreciate your interest though.

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    Hah, weird, it shows under firefox for me, but not under chrome.

    Good find, thanks for the link.

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    He is shredded though. No clue about cardio. He has been putting road work in though head might not be there with distraction from his personal life. Jenna has been fukking with him.

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    well that's weird because i'm using chrome. regardless, you see what i'm saying! i mean, he's not going to pass out or anything, but dude...come on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    He is shredded though. No clue about cardio. He has been putting road work in though head might not be there with distraction from his personal life. Jenna has been fukking with him.
    no doubt, he has always been shredded but is known as a guy who will gas. it's just funny to see him in a pretty light, non-workout kind of segment get short of breath and act like he's kinda had it.

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    i just wonder if there is any real interest in this bellator fight too. two guys the ufc has marked as washed up having a big bellator fight...i mean, does anyone care at this point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    i just wonder if there is any real interest in this bellator fight too. two guys the ufc has marked as washed up having a big bellator fight...i mean, does anyone care at this point?
    I don't know how much this fight means to them but I do know this is his way to tell Dana to go fukk his mother. Dana uses fighters as chess pieces and Ortiz has been publicly bashing him.

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    I would watch this fight 10 years ago. Ortiz has won 1 out of his last 9 fights.
    Not sure I need to look for many more reasons to doubt him.
    Not that I trust Rampage. He could get distracted and start dry humping a ring girl halfway thru the fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I don't know how much this fight means to them but I do know this is his way to tell Dana to go fukk his mother. Dana uses fighters as chess pieces and Ortiz has been publicly bashing him.
    well on the podcast he did remind everyone that they used to train together and that he helped rampage negotiate his first deal with the ufc. not sure how much of that negotiation shit is true but he seemed pretty hungry to win this fight, and even said "vegas is underestimating me, a lot of my fans are going to have a lot of money after this fight". so he is talking the talk, and you want to hear that if you like ortiz. however, i'm not sure that he can deliver. his last fight with forrest griffin was pretty sad. i think that was his last fight. of course all these charges i have levied against ortiz also go for rampage, and this dude...not sure he has cared about mma in awhile. it's a weird dynamic, i think tito wants this more but don't know that he still has it in him to get it done.

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    Tito's got some questionable decision making skills.
    Check out this interview his Ex did this morning;
    Future Pulitzer prize winner Jenna Jameson.



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    holy penetrating christ, like 30 seconds in, i see exactly what you're saying. what a retard she is.

    she's drunk. and had too much plastic surgery. ouch. bad combo

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    Jackson is going to destroy him. Will be the easiest bet of the weekend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcene View Post
    Jackson is going to destroy him. Will be the easiest bet of the weekend!
    yeah i like to see this! this is what i said earlier before i got all diplomatic and shit!

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    She is a fukkin wreck. Thankfully Tito has full custody. That is more than booze, that is pills. Lots and lots of downers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    yeah i like to see this! this is what i said earlier before i got all diplomatic and shit!
    I get why Bellator wanted the fight. Two big names, lots of hype. But this is a mismatch with one beast vs a washed up has been. Heard rumors that Ortiz needed the payday real bad. He will be lucky if Jackson does not cripple him, so I hope its worth it.

    Guess the positive thing for Ortiz, after Jackson inflicts severe damage. Well, Ortiz will set to communicate with Jameson on her level.

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    Apparently she's addicted to Oxycontin.
    Cringeworthy interview

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    Quote Originally Posted by rcene View Post
    I get why Bellator wanted the fight. Two big names, lots of hype. But this is a mismatch with one beast vs a washed up has been. Heard rumors that Ortiz needed the payday real bad. He will be lucky if Jackson does not cripple him, so I hope its worth it.

    Guess the positive thing for Ortiz, after Jackson inflicts severe damage. Well, Ortiz will set to communicate with Jameson on her level.
    any word on whether or not jackson gives a shit about this fight though? and i mean really, not just because he halfheartedly tells someone so. that's my only concern. supposin' i'm gonna lay some money on him is all. i think the -260 line kinda says it all though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    Apparently she's addicted to Oxycontin.
    Cringeworthy interview
    one of the worst i have seen honestly. almost sad. reminds me of julianne moore's character from boogie nights, the ex porn star who couldn't get custody of her kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texhooper View Post
    any word on whether or not jackson gives a shit about this fight though? and i mean really, not just because he halfheartedly tells someone so. that's my only concern. supposin' i'm gonna lay some money on him is all. i think the -260 line kinda says it all though.
    Good point to look at. Way I see it is this. First the shape of these two. Just like you mentioned about Ortiz. He looks like he should have stayed retired to me.

    When Quinton left Ufc, he was pissed at White. When he signed his deal with Bellator, all I saw was how Rampage is motivated again. Loves mma again, and wanted to prove something to the world of mma. He is in fighting shape. Only way I see him losing is if he throws the fight. So unlikely though. Jackson wants to make this pay per view huge for Bellator. Make a major statement about the current status of his mma career by a demolishing of Ortiz that leaves the fans wanting more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    She is a fukkin wreck. Thankfully Tito has full custody. That is more than booze, that is pills. Lots and lots of downers.
    Damn what a world we live in, where its a good thing Tito penetrating Ortiz gets custody over kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    Tito's got some questionable decision making skills.
    Check out this interview his Ex did this morning;
    Future Pulitzer prize winner Jenna Jameson.


    Lmaoooo i wanna fly out to tht book signing! She probably gonnanbe giving hand jobs to all 10 pf the guys who turn up to buy her book!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mirinquads View Post
    Damn what a world we live in, where its a good thing Tito penetrating Ortiz gets custody over kids.
    Hahhhahahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    I don't know how much this fight means to them but I do know this is his way to tell Dana to go fukk his mother. Dana uses fighters as chess pieces and Ortiz has been publicly bashing him.
    Perhaps that is true for most people, but Tito whining is pretty hilarious.

    The guy was relevant as a fighter almost 10 years ago the last time round. Guy went 2-7-1 in the last 8 years or so (HOLY FUKK HE BEAT KEN SHAMROCK!!!), can't fight worth shit anymore. He certainly got more opportunities, money, and options than 99% of the guys in the business. That whiny baby needs to go away. Dude thinks and talks for 5 years just about like he is the #1 contender when he's not even relevant, smh

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    Probably playing o2,5 for this fight. Fat head Ortiz is an easy target with his big ape bobblehead, but Rampage is probably ballooned at 300 pounds by now and he'll probably come in looking like trash. He's probably going to lethargically punch Tito's gargantuan head for 3 rounds with little to no effect, and in the end what we will have is a disappointed Bellator audience, and these two bloated fat hacks wheezing and congratulating themselves over being legends and icons and whatever

    no winners in this one folks, everyone participating will be left with a feeling of being violated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    Tito's got some questionable decision making skills.
    Check out this interview his Ex did this morning;
    Future Pulitzer prize winner Jenna Jameson.


    Anna Nicole Smith.

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    everyone is talking here like Rampage is gonna show up in shape.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Untied View Post
    I would watch this fight 10 years ago. Ortiz has won 1 out of his last 9 fights.
    Not sure I need to look for many more reasons to doubt him.
    Not that I trust Rampage. He could get distracted and start dry humping a ring girl halfway thru the fight.
    Rampage has been in studio with Warren G, rapping, during his camp..

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    it is crazy to think Tito only has one win in the last 7 years. 7 years is such a long time to only have your hand raised once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    it is crazy to think Tito only has one win in the last 7 years. 7 years is such a long time to only have your hand raised once.
    With a crazy wife like that above I'd be surprised if he hasnt raised his hand at least hundred times over past 7 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagerjunkie View Post
    Rampage has been in studio with Warren G, rapping, during his camp..
    Warren G is still a thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Warren G is still a thing?
    lol yeah producer...it was on mma live on axs tv

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