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    Cannabis IS a performance enhancing drug

    Many ignorant people involved with mma have made the erroneous claim that smoking cannabis does not increase your performance.

    I intend to prove that this is contrary o the truth supporting my claim with historical facts. I would really love to hear from some of these CLOWNS but I doubt it will ever happen.

    First, I want to say that ingesting cannabis has a different effect depending on the temperment of the one who is using it. i.e if you are a beta ass joo phaget and you smoke some cannabis it will just make you into an even more beta, more joosh, more homosex personality.

    Alpha males such as myself get rowdy when we ingest cannabis and start spazzing out. This video is a perfect example.


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    I saw Gomi/Diaz live. I have no doubt in my mind that marijuana helps you get "in the zone".

    However, response and reaction time are effected, which is why when the Diaz brothers first start a fight, they are somewhat fighting in slow motion. However, once their second wind hits (in other words, their "high" catches up to their heart rate) and they get in rhythm, their confidence peaks. It's quite unreal. I enjoy being at the gym when I'm blazed. If not, it's boring as hell.

    P.S. The best video game players seem to almost always be stoners. I have hustled many people at Madden while high

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    bryan caraway is a loser but he was right on this one. Pot heads have an advantage.


    How many dicks do you think Miesha tate took from team alpha male while Bryan watched???

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    MOST fighters are alpha so its an advantage for MOST fighters. The Betas will not understand this thread though. When they're all zooted, they only think about how many bags of Cheetos they can throw down their gullets and how many Mountain Dews they can down before they go on Brazzers to finish off their nights in style. Nothing wrong with Brazzers, I use it when the wife is pissed that I focked her sister, but the Betas use it as their usual "Date Nights."

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    So, now is time for a little history lesson for the oh-so informed posters on sbr and the highly intelligent people like joe rogan who debate topics such as this one.

    In one his epicly funny and enlighented "diatribes" on cannabis joe rogan claims that if the 911 terrorists had just "smoked some weed" they will simply abandon heir mission of global jihad.



    In this video rogan's ignorance makes him look almost as silly as the hat he is wearing. he obviously has no idea about he history of cannabis.

    cannabis originated in central asia in the caucus mountains in what would be modern day khazkstan. there are historical records and archeological evidence that cannabis was used by the "Scythian" people who inhabited the area in antiquity.

    The Scythians (/ˈsɪθi.ən/ or /ˈsɪði.ən/; from GreekΣκύθης, Σκύθοι) were diverse groups of militaristic Iranic pastoralists.

    The Scythians were notoriously barbaric and aggressive warriors. They “fought to live and lived to fight” and “drank the blood of their enemies and used the scalps as napkins” [41]

    It is my assertion that biased people with a pro-cannabis agenda either distort, or bury the facts in order to suits their own aims.

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    DeFacto back dropping jewels. Finally some wisdom round these parts.

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    Cannabis drops your testosterone levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    DeFacto back dropping jewels. Finally some wisdom round these parts.
    awwwwwwwwwww, someone is happy their boyfriend is back

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    Cannabis drops your testosterone levels.
    it causes lower testosterone and sterility as a long term effect in habitual smokers. so unless somone is a cannabis ABUSER it will have no negative effect in the short term leading up to a fight. is not like you hit a blunt and lowers your test instantly.

    watch this video my man. niqqas smoke cannabis before they go out wildin and commiting hate crimes on your mexican coulo. funny cause he guy said "weed is for niqqas" when that couldnt be further from the truth.


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    Edward Norton at his finest! ANd also Edward Furlong before he became a junkie! Just watched "Assault on Wall Street" which he somehow managed to get a role in. Dude is all chubby and can clearly tell he's a heroin addict!

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    Edward Norton> whoever you think is the best actor ever/thread



    Fight Club and American History X> Your 2 favorite movies

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    Quote Originally Posted by pouyasophy View Post
    Edward Norton> whoever you think is the best actor ever/thread



    Fight Club and American History X> Your 2 favorite movies
    cant forget primal fear.

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    25th Hour is his best work IMO and most under-rated film ever made (though American History X is very very close)! 3 genius actors together...Norton, Barry Pepper, and Seymour-Hoffman...a dream team! In my Top 5 movies

    Im sure DFC loves the Korean grocers reference in this epic rant!...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    25th Hour is his best work IMO and most under-rated film ever made (though American History X is very very close)! 3 genius actors together...Norton, Barry Pepper, and Seymour-Hoffman...a dream team! In my Top 5 movies

    Im sure DFC loves the Korean grocers reference in this epic rant!...

    25th hour focken socked man. worst spike lee joint ever.

    the scene was just a rehashed version of a scene he did befre but much better. korean grocer is is 10x funnier this one too


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    it causes lower testosterone and sterility as a long term effect in habitual smokers. so unless somone is a cannabis ABUSER it will have no negative effect in the short term leading up to a fight. is not like you hit a blunt and lowers your test instantly.

    watch this video my man. niqqas smoke cannabis before they go out wildin and commiting hate crimes on your mexican coulo. funny cause he guy said "weed is for niqqas" when that couldnt be further from the truth.

    That is true. I didnt even read this thread as i thought this thread would suck.

    And mexican chulos commit the same shit on you niqqas. But listen my man, in Mexico you are the same, beaner, niqqa me dont care. Weed is for everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    awwwwwwwwwww, someone is happy their boyfriend is back
    I'm jealous of you because you're an "SBR Pro." So cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    I'm jealous of you because you're an "SBR Pro." So cool.
    i remember some phaget called me a "broke dik fukk" for not being a pro.

    i worked it out and 12 points is like 10 cents in sportsbook cash or some shit.

    dunno how i have survived without that yearly $36 dividend in my coffers.

    maybe the pizza to points exchange rate is higher. i dunno

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    Kill this thread.......what a penetrating joke LOL.....GOMI/DIAZ....weed helped him get in the zone LOL........

    why arent you guys talking about smelling salts or some other BS LOL.......guy smoked weed....was in the zone....normally id beat him....but he had SOME KILLER DANK BUDS LOLOLOOLOLOLOL....

    ITS PERFORMANCE ENHANCING...IT GOT HIM IN THE FUCKKN ZONE....LOOK OUT NOW

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    There are test to prove any theory...good or bad.....use common sense here fellas.........weed IS performance enhancing LOL....so is this thing we call H2O LOLOLOL.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    i remember some phaget called me a "broke dik fukk" for not being a pro.

    i worked it out and 12 points is like 10 cents in sportsbook cash or some shit.

    dunno how i have survived without that yearly $36 dividend in my coffers.

    maybe the pizza to points exchange rate is higher. i dunno
    Funny, few days back one of the bigtime "SBR Pros" called me same. "Broke dik fukk" or some similar nonsense. Like "SBR Pro" means something. Bunch of chomos drooling over my "SB Points." Funny thing is I'm "broke dikk fukk" on SBR but when I'm outside fantasy land these guys live in I'm buying up all the drugs and whores I want because I roll in cash. MY wife spends half my fortune but thats besides the point. I guess when I was 12 I would think "SBR Pro" meant something, but all it means to me now is they are only "cool" on the internet.

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    Where exactly is this party going down rocky LOL......im in!

    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Funny, few days back one of the bigtime "SBR Pros" called me same. "Broke dik fukk" or some similar nonsense. Like "SBR Pro" means something. Bunch of chomos drooling over my "SB Points." Funny thing is I'm "broke dikk fukk" on SBR but when I'm outside fantasy land these guys live in I'm buying up all the drugs and whores I want because I roll in cash. MY wife spends half my fortune but thats besides the point. I guess when I was 12 I would think "SBR Pro" meant something, but all it means to me now is they are only "cool" on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperTrail07 View Post
    Where exactly is this party going down rocky LOL......im in!
    Pal, I drop dimes and rhymes on the streets. All UFC's at my house and it goes down hard. PM me when you're in the Boston area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperTrail07 View Post
    Kill this thread.......what a penetrating joke LOL.....GOMI/DIAZ....weed helped him get in the zone LOL........
    Pal this is not a laughing matter. if this rampant use of psychoactive performance enhancers doesnt stop its only a matter of time before we see our first octagon fatality.

    shit isnt a game bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperTrail07 View Post
    Kill this thread.......what a penetrating joke LOL.....GOMI/DIAZ....weed helped him get in the zone LOL........

    why arent you guys talking about smelling salts or some other BS LOL.......guy smoked weed....was in the zone....normally id beat him....but he had SOME KILLER DANK BUDS LOLOLOOLOLOLOL....

    ITS PERFORMANCE ENHANCING...IT GOT HIM IN THE FUCKKN ZONE....LOOK OUT NOW
    why so serious

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    I like the way you roll.......will do....but im never there..but if I do ....time to make it rain....

    I think UFC should make a stand against tobacco if anything....

    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Pal, I drop dimes and rhymes on the streets. All UFC's at my house and it goes down hard. PM me when you're in the Boston area.

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    because there are people who actually believe some of this garbage.......thats why.....


    in other news.....VEGAS for WEIDMAN v SILVA?

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    I guess you could say it's a performance enhancer for some people. I don't think it's on the level of steroids or anything and plus it's not nearly as unhealthy for you which is the main thing. Not everyone should have to inject synthetic shit into their blood to be able to compete. But I mean, if someone can take supplements and vitamins and diet-all performance enhancers in themselves, I don't see why someone shouldn't be able to consume weed.

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    They allow TRT for Vitor....but Weed is the issue here lol......AGE: 36 Yeah thats natural LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaperTrail07 View Post
    They allow TRT for Vitor....but Weed is the issue here lol......AGE: 36 Yeah thats natural LOL
    i would support trt exemptions in the UFC over cannabis any day.

    ask yourself this, is testosterone produced naturally by the body and is it required to maintain proper health? the answer is yes.

    now are cannabinoids produced naturally in the body and are they required to maintain proper health? the answer is a resounding no.

    think about it man. cannabis is prescribed as a pain killer to people suffering chronic pain and these people say that cannabis is the only thing that can relieve their suffering. Why do you think nate diaz punches himself in the face before he steps into the cage. dude is testing if the PEDs he just smoked have kicked in properly.

    gomi nearly died when diaz caught him in that gogo. the bloodflow to his focking brain was being cutoff man. this shit isnt a game.

    as far as im concerned, when nick diaz entered the cage intoxicated on cannabinoids, it was the biggest breach of conduct in combat sports since Margarito stepped into the ring with loaded gloves. Diaz should have been arrested and banned for life from mma.

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    ask yourself this, is testosterone produced naturally by the body and is it required to maintain proper health? the answer is yes.

    So are steroids ok if they are natural?....DMT is produced naturally by the body when it sleeps......


    IN THAT CASE.....DMT is legit and legal.....wait its actually one of the only drugs banned in EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD....LOL

    your so wrong its sick....LOL....i like that your defending a obv wrong side well tho....props

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    Come on....give Pat Healy his money....
    Are you Caraways ghost?

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    Gimme a fuckkn break....TRT for this man.....joke joke joke

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    Hes just trolling brah. He smoked a blunt right before he started the thread.

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    Every single penetrating person that saw him VS bis knew he was JACKED UP....then he showed up AGAIN....obviously JACKED.....there is no reason he should be allowed a TRT exemption.....Every single fighter is OBV against it and pretty much called it a joke...

    Stann literally laughed.....allow a man to inject LOL....

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    must be

    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    Hes just trolling brah. He smoked a blunt right before he started the thread.

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