[JohnGalt2341]

I've built a time machine and I gathered 16 fighters and took them from their prime and I brought them to the year 1994 to participate in UFC 2. For those of you that haven't seen UFC 2 these were/are the rules: No rounds. No time limit. No weight classes. No biting. No eye gauging. No referee interference's(eg breaks or stand ups). Gi's are optional. You can wear gloves or go bare knuckle. Everything else goes. To put it bluntly it's very much like a street fight. The fight is over when someone taps or gets KO'd. 16 fighters start off in this tournament. The fighter that wins 4 fights in a row wins the tournament. Here are the 16 fighters with some of their credentials in no particular order:

Anderson Silva: Current UFC Champ at 185 lbs. Possibly the best pound for pound fighter of all time.
Fedor Emelianenko: Best Pride fighter of all time. Went nearly a decade without losing a fight.
Jon Jones: Current UFC Champ at 205 lbs. If you watch MMA you know who he is.
Dan Henderson: Rock solid chin and a vicious right hand. He's dangerous against anyone.
Chuck Liddell: Was dominant in the UFC from 2004 to 2006. All his wins during that time were by KO.
Bas Rutten: Went 21-0-1 in his final 22 fights. He's a pioneer for current MMA.
Rickson Gracie: Said to be the best Gracie fighter of all time with supposedly over 400 wins and no defeats.
Cain Velasquez: Current UFC Heavyweight Champ. His cardio is ridiculous for a Heavyweight.
Junior Dos Santos: Only man to beat Cain Velasquez. This guy hits hard.
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira: Probably the 2nd best fighter on the planet during the Pride years.
Daniel Cormier: Word class wrestling along with good striking. He's currently undefeated.
Vitor Belfort: One of the most explosive strikers in the history of MMA.
Glover Teixeira: He's currently on an 18 fight win streak.
Roger Gracie: Some of the best BJJ on the planet. I think he might do well with these rules.
Gegard Mousasi: He's underrated in my opinion. Good striking and good subs. He's 21-1-1 in his last 23 fights.
Cole Konrad: Bit of an unknown with excellent wrestling. He's currently undefeated.

Before anyone responds with "YOUR LIST OF 16 SUCKS!" I fully realize that this list of 16 is FAR from perfect. I included some fighters because of their skill in a particular discipline whether it be wrestling, BJJ, or striking. Back in 1994 virtually none of the fighters were well rounded. That being said, lets assume each fighter is +800 to win the tournament. Who would you bet on?

[Sacrelicious]

[MD]

I like how you include 16 fighters and have them all at +800 despite the fact that very few of them could conceivably win.

At +800 though? I'd put two thirds of my bankroll on Cain Velasquez, a sixth of my bankroll on Anderson Silva and a sixth of my bankroll on Jon Jones, and call it a night.

I believe that Velasquez is the greatest heavyweight of all time and it will become painfully obvious during his next few fights. I think he'd molest anyone at 265 or 205, including Jones. Being a great heavyweight gives you a big edge in an open-weight tournament.

[NunyaBidness]

MD is now on softban for replying to this garbage.

[MD]

MD is now on softban for replying to this garbage.

In my defence, I was going to start trolling once Player's Talk retards started replying.

[Sacrelicious]

MD is now on softban for replying to this garbage.

Does that mean I am also softbanned, or is the Crap Thread picture exempt from such restrictions?

[JohnGalt2341]

Does that mean I am also softbanned, or is the Crap Thread picture exempt from such restrictions?

I've got over 20K in points. You have 180. Post a single thread that you started that was better than this one and I'll give you 100 points. I don't care if it has 6 thousand responses. I only care about the quality. I am the judge, the jury, and the executioner.

[NunyaBidness]

I've got over 20K in points.

That's your lead?

I lost $5k on the spurs game today, and was able to achieve an erection 3 minutes later. Top that.

[JohnGalt2341]

That's your lead?

I lost $5k on the spurs game today, and was able to achieve an erection 3 minutes later. Top that.

I'm not saying this is the best thread ever and I also don't care about your 3 minute erections. I'm just saying before you criticize this thread just show me your best thread. Once again.. I don't care about how many responses you have... Kim Kardishian is popular.. but is she talented? You probably think she is. I know that she is not. Show me something with some quality and I'll throw you some points.

[NunyaBidness]

Kim Kardishian is popular.. but is she talented? You probably think she is. I know that she is not.

Where can I bet on this?

[Sacrelicious]

I've got over 20K in points. You have 180. Post a single thread that you started that was better than this one and I'll give you 100 points. I don't care if it has 6 thousand responses. I only care about the quality. I am the judge, the jury, and the executioner.

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/232...-you-poop.html

Significantly better thread, IMO.

I'll take my 100 pts now.

[JohnGalt2341]

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/232...-you-poop.html

Significantly better thread, IMO.

I'll take my 100 pts now.

I have to admit that this thread was very amusing. It will likely get thousands of more responses than my thread but the quality of your thread is lacking. I could start a masturbation thread and get more responses. That doesn't make it a good thread. Also, if you are crapping more than twice a day you might want to see a doctor.

[MD]

I've got over 20K in points. You have 180.

This is the saddest thing I have ever heard.

Kill yourself.

[Beelzebubzy]

Someone post Kaley Cuoco boobs

[Sacrelicious]

One of the worst television shows on the air right now, but those boobs are unreal.

[JohnGalt2341]

This is the saddest thing I have ever heard.

Kill yourself.

I'm trying to be as polite as I possibly can. It's so sad that SBR has become 90% dickheads in the last year or so. I remember now why I don't start threads or make posts anymore. Stephen Hawking could start a thread in here and 90% of SBR would tell him he's an idiot.

[MD]

One of the worst television shows on the air right now, but those boobs are unreal.

Not gonna lie, I love BBT. It's no Louie though.

[MD]

I'm trying to be as polite as I possibly can. It's so sad that SBR has become 90% dickheads in the last year or so. I remember now why I don't start threads or make posts anymore. Stephen Hawking could start a thread in here and 90% of SBR would tell him he's an idiot.

Doesn't get more polite than trying to rub your betpoints in people's faces as if that means anything.

Nobody cares about your betpoints. Try posting winnerz bruhv.

[Sacrelicious]

Not gonna lie, I love BBT. It's no Louie though.

Fear not, I will not judge you for that, as much as I despise most television I've had a soft spot for Californication for years, so I can't be a hypocrite here.

[MD]

Fear not, I will not judge you for that, as much as I despise most television I've had a soft spot for Californication for years, so I can't be a hypocrite here.

If you watch a season of the Shield and don't like it, I'll send you 100 betpoints.

Amazing series. There's a lot of oppressive white people literally pissing on black people. You couldn't ask for more in a TV series.

[Sacrelicious]

If you watch a season of the Shield and don't like it, I'll send you 100 betpoints.

Amazing series. There's a lot of oppressive white people literally pissing on black people. You couldn't ask for more in a TV series.

You are not the first to suggest that to me. I really liked Lost and BSG, and really like Breaking Bad right now, those are probably the only shows I actively watched in the last decade.

Lots of people suggested Dexter to me, the first couple years were fun, then it got boring.

I also gave Mad Men and Boardwalk Empire a sincere go, about a season and a half in I tuned out pretty fast.

Might need to check out The Shield.

[MD]

The Shield never gets boring. You should watch the first episode ASAP. You will be hooked.

I personally loathed Boardwalk Empire; love Dexter though.

[Sacrelicious]

The Shield never gets boring. You should watch the first episode ASAP. You will be hooked.

I personally loathed Boardwalk Empire; love Dexter though.

Might need to check it out, I'm an avid reader, usually try to read 2 books a week, probably why I get a kick out of how bad a Bukowski parody Californication is. In any case, I prefer it to TV in almost every aspect unless I find something really good.

I have not watched a new series in a few years, I'll check it out.

[Sacrelicious]

The Shield never gets boring. You should watch the first episode ASAP. You will be hooked.

I personally loathed Boardwalk Empire; love Dexter though.

Also, try reading a few books by the right authors, that shit will blow your mind.

[Educ8d Degener8]

For fawk's sake... Cole Konrad is currently... retired... Is now a bad time to mention Nunya's idea of a private message board?

[Sacrelicious]

For fawk's sake... Cole Konrad is currently... retired... Is now a bad time to mention Nunya's idea of a private message board?

I can make it happen this week.

PM me emails.

[Vaughany]

I can make it happen this week.

PM me emails.

SBR will go on a banning rampage if you give out emails or twitter accounts or anything brah.

[PunisherIND]

Someone post Kaley Cuoco boobs

safe to say bubzy has a type?

[PunisherIND]

One of the worst television shows on the air right now, but those boobs are unreal.

she got nothing on cole konrad. I love when he wears the skin colored singlet. makes me extra turgid.

[Beelzebubzy]

safe to say bubzy has a type?

White and good looking

[goodfellas433]

It's a lonely life being a fedor nut hugger nowadays

[Vaughany]

she got nothing on cole konrad. I love when he wears the skin colored singlet. makes me extra turgid.

lol Bigday just busted a nut!

[Grabaka]

I can make it happen this week.

PM me emails.

Momma always told me dont go in a private room with a bunch of degens. Anything can happen on closed doors.


Sent...

[Grabaka]

she got nothing on cole konrad. I love when he wears the skin colored singlet. makes me extra turgid.

Jesos Christos! WTF... i would hate to grapple a guy in that outfit. Why does it look like he pissed himself? It kinda look like a swollen camel toe if you stare at it....Geeeeeeez

[PunisherIND]

Jesos Christos! WTF... i would hate to grapple a guy in that outfit. Why does it look like he pissed himself? It kinda look like a swollen camel toe if you stare at it....Geeeeeeez

big day, check in pal. is that precum or a moose knuckle/ or both?