1. 04-29-13 10:01 AM #1
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    Where is Defactocrippler?

    Dude is one of the few reasons I even still have an account here and check in. Its been boring without him. He is a legend, an icon, a hall of famer, he is a god. No Defacto no me. Sign here if you agree with me.
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  2. 04-29-13 10:10 AM #2
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    *crickets*
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  3. 04-29-13 10:46 AM #3
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    Don't you mean gabes other account
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  4. 04-29-13 11:40 AM #4
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    He has at least 1 maybe 2 ghost accounts and still posting through those...
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  5. 04-29-13 11:54 AM #5
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    this forum on occasion ...is really fuking weird
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  6. 04-29-13 12:40 PM #6
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  7. 04-29-13 12:47 PM #7
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    Lets be honest. You want his balls in or around your mouth.
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  8. 04-29-13 01:02 PM #8
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    Oh! Fighting words buddy!!
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  9. 04-29-13 01:30 PM #9
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    I never suspected DFC as a Gabe ghost...
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  10. 04-29-13 01:54 PM #10
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    lol
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  11. 04-29-13 01:55 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubber Guard View Post
    Lets be honest. You want his balls in or around your mouth.
    No, I just appreciate Greatness when it is found. Dude is an alpha like me, like Arnie S.
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  12. 04-29-13 02:50 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    No, I just appreciate Greatness when it is found. Dude is an alpha like me, like Arnie S.
    greatness with a capitol "G"?

    ok, ok, you want them directly in your mouth.
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  13. 04-29-13 03:03 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubber Guard View Post
    greatness with a capitol "G"?

    ok, ok, you want them directly in your mouth.
    Guy, you are simply jealous because you can't understand what makes a man an alpha. You've been Beta your whole life. Eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dews will do that to a person. Fat doughy kids using "balls in mouth" jokes and giggling like little girls on their computers. Stick with me pal, and you'll finally score some gash thats escaped you up until this point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Guy, you are simply jealous because you can't understand what makes a man an alpha. You've been Beta your whole life. Eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dews will do that to a person. Fat doughy kids using "balls in mouth" jokes and giggling like little girls on their computers. Stick with me pal, and you'll finally score some gash thats escaped you up until this point.
    lol

    I miss defacto too. What a penetrating nut that guy is.
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  15. 04-29-13 03:08 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Educ8d Degener8 View Post
    I never suspected DFC as a Gabe ghost...
    He makes defacto and then totally flops and makes fenster? I dont buy that. Its like making a picasso and then dolan the duck
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  16. 04-29-13 03:11 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post

    Guy, you are simply jealous because you can't understand what makes a man an alpha. You've been Beta your whole life. Eating Cheetos and drinking Mountain Dews will do that to a person. Fat doughy kids using "balls in mouth" jokes and giggling like little girls on their computers. Stick with me pal, and you'll finally score some gash thats escaped you up until this point.
    you're right, the alpha move is to start a thread crying how you miss your online boyfriend
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    He makes defacto and then totally flops and makes fenster? I dont buy that. Its like making a picasso and then dolan the duck
    Yeah, Fenster had all the marking
    of Gabe. DFC... Not so much.
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  18. 04-29-13 03:54 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    you're right, the alpha move is to start a thread crying how you miss your online boyfriend
    Alphas stick together. I am concerned for Defacto's well being. Kid might have got fed up with all the Beta's around here and retired on top of the world. Who knows, but we need more alphaness and it starts with his return. Instead of making jokes maybe you should aid in his glorious return.
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  19. 04-29-13 04:18 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE_LOCKSMITH View Post
    you're right, the alpha move is to start a thread crying how you miss your online boyfriend
    Pal, my jew shrink agrees. Had him on the horn earlier. Says I need to use the breathing techniques he taught me to calm down. Says thats just how "niqqas roll." Says that people "confuse" his beanie with a towel. "Swears" its not used to cover his bald spot.
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    Told him I wanted to starch the niqqa in the cafe. Phaget ate up all the fried chicken. Had 7 trays of it. Told him just because he was niqqa didn't mean he could steal all the fried chicken. Paid with his EBT card was what set me over the edge. Been rolling ice cubes around my temples for hours. Can't make it up.
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  21. 05-01-13 03:12 AM #21
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    LOL You guys aren't the brightest tools in the shed. Anybody with an IQ above room temperature can tell you rocky is defacto.

    My ghost account was Vitooch.
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  22. 05-01-13 06:59 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    LOL You guys aren't the brightest tools in the shed. Anybody with an IQ above room temperature can tell you rocky is defacto.

    My ghost account was Vitooch.
    Nah. Vidouche also did his own videos (sans weed and with fewer references to his cuzins).

    The only thing that would make me believe it is that the kid was pretty awful at betting recommendations (I remember he went 0-7 one week and that included some chalky favs) so he'd be a great ghost to keep the Gaberz Winnerz rate at as close to 100% as possible. Gaberz split the good/bad picks into two accounts like publicly traded banks do with good & bad financial assets.

    Yeah, I can see him being either a spinoff of toxic assets at The Bank of Gaberz & Cuzins or else a Bouncy Castle business partner after his infamously awful night.
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    My ghost account was Jesus Christ.

    Everyone knew that right ?
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    lol
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  26. 05-01-13 05:01 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    My ghost account was Jesus Christ.

    Everyone knew that right ?
    Everyone but the Heebs.
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  27. 05-01-13 05:24 PM #27
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    lol ghost accounts = sad life
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    lol ghost accounts = sad life
    Pal, this reminds me of the time me and my bro escaped prison. Took a fat lady banker hostage. Blew up a convenient store. Checked into a motel. Got hungry so went for burgers. My bro kills the hostage. Fukk guy, I need more hostages. See this dude roll up in a RMV. Kidnap him and his family. Guy has a chinaman for a son. Whatever. Kid can't even speak Korean. We have them drive us over the Mexican border. Hit up this strip club. Drinking some tequila. Watching some chick dance. Place turns into a vampire fest. Fukking chomo vampires everywhere. Sloot vampire starts eating my bro. Shit pally that was not a good day I can tell you that much. Not a good ending.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    lol ghost accounts = sad life
    Pal, didn't you just say you had a ghost account? Can't make this shit up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Pal, this reminds me of the time me and my bro escaped prison. Took a fat lady banker hostage. Blew up a convenient store. Checked into a motel. Got hungry so went for burgers. My bro kills the hostage. Fukk guy, I need more hostages. See this dude roll up in a RMV. Kidnap him and his family. Guy has a chinaman for a son. Whatever. Kid can't even speak Korean. We have them drive us over the Mexican border. Hit up this strip club. Drinking some tequila. Watching some chick dance. Place turns into a vampire fest. Fukking chomo vampires everywhere. Sloot vampire starts eating my bro. Shit pally that was not a good day I can tell you that much. Not a good ending.
    *Slow clap* You're giving me a DFC res-erection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Pal, this reminds me of the time me and my bro escaped prison. Took a fat lady banker hostage. Blew up a convenient store. Checked into a motel. Got hungry so went for burgers. My bro kills the hostage. Fukk guy, I need more hostages. See this dude roll up in a RMV. Kidnap him and his family. Guy has a chinaman for a son. Whatever. Kid can't even speak Korean. We have them drive us over the Mexican border. Hit up this strip club. Drinking some tequila. Watching some chick dance. Place turns into a vampire fest. Fukking chomo vampires everywhere. Sloot vampire starts eating my bro. Shit pally that was not a good day I can tell you that much. Not a good ending.
    Defockto, where u been pal? Nice to see you back!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rocky16 View Post
    Pal, didn't you just say you had a ghost account? Can't make this shit up.
    yeah, i wasn't serious about it lol

    i think you fellas take my word for gospel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    Defockto, where u been pal? Nice to see you back!
    lol you guys are finally catching on, way to go.
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    I though so when he did his first niqqa impressionation but to me its crazy this ghosts thang so i guess i didnt wanted to believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grabaka View Post
    I though so when he did his first niqqa impressionation but to me its crazy this ghosts thang so i guess i didnt wanted to believe.
    yeah i know, this whole ghosts and trolls internet shit is too much to keep up with
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