1. 03-21-13 02:15 AM #1
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    Hog analysis thread

    DISCUSS HOG MATTERS HERE.

    I'm A GREAT AUTHORIRTY on this sugject.

    But I think my balls are oto big so my unit ooks almost as small as BEEZ's.

    DISCUSS.

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  2. 03-21-13 02:15 AM #2
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  3. 03-21-13 03:14 AM #3
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  4. 03-21-13 03:52 AM #4
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    Much needed thread IMO. Could take off when Cheick KOngo fights next
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  5. 03-21-13 10:33 AM #5
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    Tell me Chef....
    Lets say we go and analyze Fighter A and Fighter B hogs and they come up same size. Fighter A is chorizo-like and Fighter B is Argentinian sausage-like. Who gets to win the fight?
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  6. 03-21-13 10:42 AM #6
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    I was always under the impression that if that happens then it has to go to whoever has the saggiest ball-sack....the saggier the ball-sack the more wiser that fighter is likely to be
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    i always go with intact > circumcised
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  8. 03-21-13 11:27 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    i always go with intact > circumcised
    yep, big advantage
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  9. 03-21-13 12:23 PM #9
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    Are we discussing theoretical hog analysis ITT or practical?

    Arlovski/Johnson weigh-ins should be interesting. Johnson should have the advantage here on virtue of his heritage, but Arlovski's 2 inch height advantage has me worried. Plus, do Russians get circumcised?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    I was always under the impression that if that happens then it has to go to whoever has the saggiest ball-sack....the saggier the ball-sack the more wiser that fighter is likely to be
    I totally agree with this!

    Doctor said to me once, "Do they always hang that low?" I said, "are they not supposed to?"

    I was a wee lad of 22 at the time, wise for my years.
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    And this is what happens when I browse this forum while annihilated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    I totally agree with this!

    Doctor said to me once, "Do they always hang that low?" I said, "are they not supposed to?"

    I was a wee lad of 22 at the time, wise for my years.
    You must be super saggy by now. Respek
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  13. 03-21-13 04:15 PM #13
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    Vaughany just makes some memes to collect the points and freerolls some pizza!
    Guy is so technical to grind those squidz.
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    lol I wish I could get those damn pizzas, SBR is racialist tho innit, just cos I iz from London I cant use em
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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Are we discussing theoretical hog analysis ITT or practical?

    Arlovski/Johnson weigh-ins should be interesting. Johnson should have the advantage here on virtue of his heritage, but Arlovski's 2 inch height advantage has me worried. Plus, do Russians get circumcised?

    Nyet
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    I'm Russian, negative on the circumcision.

    I also have an enormous hog,

    This is why Russians rule Bellator.
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    Shahbulat Dongulaev
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    hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    Shahbulat Dongulaev
    Remember this one next time you tell me my jokes are 6th grade level.

    (I loled anyway)
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  21. 03-22-13 01:35 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Remember this one next time you tell me my jokes are 6th grade level.

    (I loled anyway)
    lol that was just a funny thing to say, not a 2 liner like yours that falls flat lol... but you're funny a lot of the time, they can't all be winners, buddy.

    btw- i knew jason macdonald was gonna get KTFO by alan belcher when i saw his circumcision scar through his underwear during the weigh-ins ha
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