1. 03-16-13 09:29 PM #1
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    My Wife Caught Me Watching Two Guys 69 Each Other

    I responded, "UFC for Life!!!!!"



    Am I the only one that feels dirty watching some of these matches?

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  2. 03-16-13 09:32 PM #2
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    I knew you were a fruitcake!!!

    I knew it!!!
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  3. 03-16-13 09:33 PM #3
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    Let me guess:

    Cecil127 and ChicagoBlackhawk

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  4. 03-16-13 09:34 PM #4
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    Mayan, you would know. This fight is durty
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  5. 03-16-13 09:38 PM #5
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  6. 03-16-13 09:38 PM #6
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    My sister in law and her husband came over and made me buy this UFC event...first buy in a long time.. money down the drain...
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  7. 03-16-13 09:38 PM #7
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    I want Diaz..... To win
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  8. 03-16-13 09:39 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    I knew you were a fruitcake!!!

    I knew it!!!
    You're the fruitcake closet fagggit, who takes out his sexual frustrations through bodybuilding..........
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  9. 03-16-13 09:42 PM #9
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    I hope Mayan fights UFC in a singlet
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  10. 03-16-13 09:43 PM #10
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    Sweet, nick the promise ring is next
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  11. 03-16-13 09:53 PM #11
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    Ricci was 69ing the freak, eh?
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  12. 03-16-13 09:54 PM #12
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    Yisman, the move looked mutual.
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  13. 03-16-13 09:59 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    You're the fruitcake closet fagggit, who takes out his sexual frustrations through bodybuilding..........
    Pauly if you were a hot tranny.. I would tear that ass up...

    But you're one ugly motherfukkin tranny.. So now way Jose..
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  14. 03-16-13 10:05 PM #14
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    Do people get ko'd in UFC still?
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  15. 03-16-13 10:20 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by High3rEl3m3nt View Post
    Do people get ko'd in UFC still?
    We have a KO people!!!!!!!


    Hallelujah!!!!
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  16. 03-16-13 10:24 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    My sister in law and her husband came over and made me buy this UFC event...first buy in a long time.. money down the drain...
    You should of spent that money on Becoming a Pro
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  17. 03-16-13 10:28 PM #17
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    Mayan, you should have made them bring their laptops and you could all watch individually on firstrowsports
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  18. 03-16-13 10:29 PM #18
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    How much is the ppv?
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  19. 03-16-13 10:38 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    You should of spent that money on Becoming a Pro
    Moby you're a dead man.. Look at what the 5'9 midget Kendricks can do to a tall twink..Youre next..
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  20. 03-16-13 10:46 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Moby you're a dead man.. Look at what the 5'9 midget Kendricks can do to a tall twink..Youre next..
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  21. 03-17-13 08:39 AM #21
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    Two Guys 69 Each Other

    over sixty and this thought/image has never cross my mind. I have never picture nor seen this before.
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  22. 03-17-13 09:04 AM #22
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    Only time I order any ppv's is if I have decent action on at least one of the fights. I'll tell you what though, I normally don't care for fights but I saw some live ones and it's much more exciting. Then again I was hammered and was betting every fight right before it started so I guess that also helped.
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  23. 03-17-13 11:05 AM #23
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    I was caught seeing that male 69 too.

    It wasn't that hard to explain, but I really had to improvise to explain why I was jerking off to it.
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  24. 03-17-13 11:17 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by The iron sheik View Post
    I was caught seeing that male 69 too.

    It wasn't that hard to explain, but I really had to improvise to explain why I was jerking off to it.
    lol
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  25. 03-17-13 05:26 PM #25
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    Saloon this shit.

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  26. 03-18-13 05:32 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    We have a KO people!!!!!!!


    Hallelujah!!!!
    Mayan, do you prefer the fights that end with KOs?

    Or the ones that end with culo rape?

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