Originally Posted by
JamesKim
Now before you mortals question the abilities of my divine power, sit your useless degen ass down and read. Don't bother posting tl;dr, because I know you've already read it.
3 years ago, when Chael was 33 years old, Chael fought Anderson Silva in a legendary fight that he absolutely should have won, but lost in the 3rd min of the last round. The reason why he lost is because he was destined to beat Jones by whatever divine powers that granted this vision unto my 3rd eye. This prophecy has been in the works for 3 years, and the final sign was completed when Jon Jones beat Vitor Belfort.
Jones was able to escape Vitor's armbar exactly 3 mins and 33 seconds into the 1st round due to this same prophecy. A prophecy that carried a great curse born 3 years ago. A mere mortal by the name of John "Doomsday" Howard was given this curse, for no particular reasons other than the fact that he was meant to be a vessel. This doomsday curse has made it so that the one who carries this curse will lose his next fight, but the curse will be lifted from him and transferred to the man who beat him. So when Howard had to fight Alves after recieving this curse, he was destined to lose. Alves, however, had to share the same fate. Therefore he lost his next fight to Rick Story, who in turn lost his next fight to Brenneman, who then lost his next fight to Rumble, who then lost his next fight to Vitor. Jones is the final piece that completed this 3 year curse when he beat Vitor.
However, Chael was also given a curse involving the number 3. A curse that he shall not win the world title until he lost 3 title shots. This is why he lost his first shot against Filho, and this is why he could not beat Anderson both times. This is also why Filho was destined to miss weight and deny Chael of another WEC title shot.
You unbelievers may still be skeptical, but I leave you with one last divine evidence. Chael had his 1st UFC title fight 3 years ago when he was 33, and he has lost his 3 title shots. This title fight that is coming up will be in the year 2013, exactly 3 weeks and 3 days after the day of his birth.
Bow down and worship your god, whose number is 3.
edit: When the prophecy becomes true, I fully expect mod status.