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    Amazing Night

    Amazing night last night.

    I hit Mousassi, Souza and Kennedy. Last minute I decided to take Couture as a dog, and it cashed too.

    So I'm thinking, shit, this is too easy, I already got my massive parlay on Barnett and DC, I decide to do a bit of live prop betting. So I take the under for the Barnett fight, that cashes, then DC wins, cashes my parlays.

    I'm thinking shit, this is just too easy. This is literally the best night I have ever had.

    So what do I do? Do I take my money and happily go away.

    Nah, that would be the smart thing to do.

    Nope, live in play, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

    Yeah thats right, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

    I mean after all, hes a lock right? Theres no way he would spend 25 minutes getting leg kicked and missing punches.


    Anyway....I broke even last night.

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    ouch, tough one bro.

    taking a stab in the dark here, was there vodka involved in your decision making?

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    Lot of people were buried by him I think.

    Saff helped me pull a little profit after Broncos loss.

    Wish I had the guts to pound him though!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PunisherIND View Post
    ouch, tough one bro.

    taking a stab in the dark here, was there vodka involved in your decision making?
    Yeah most definately it was involved.

    I mean it wasnt a terrible night, I didnt LOSE any money, technically speaking. But Nate buried me hard, lesson learned. He looked absolutelly awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Yeah most definately it was involved.

    I mean it wasnt a terrible night, I didnt LOSE any money, technically speaking. But Nate buried me hard, lesson learned. He looked absolutelly awful.
    You did lose money. That money was yours as soon as your bets cashed, and you blew it all on Nate. Don't fall into thinking traps like that.

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    I wont even plead "bad beat" here, this was just a donk move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Amazing night last night.

    I hit Mousassi, Souza and Kennedy. Last minute I decided to take Couture as a dog, and it cashed too.

    So I'm thinking, shit, this is too easy, I already got my massive parlay on Barnett and DC, I decide to do a bit of live prop betting. So I take the under for the Barnett fight, that cashes, then DC wins, cashes my parlays.

    I'm thinking shit, this is just too easy. This is literally the best night I have ever had.

    So what do I do? Do I take my money and happily go away.

    Nah, that would be the smart thing to do.

    Nope, live in play, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

    Yeah thats right, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

    I mean after all, hes a lock right? Theres no way he would spend 25 minutes getting leg kicked and missing punches.


    Anyway....I broke even last night.
    ha Lot of us have done tht, just have to learn from it I guess. And after-all, Marquadt was a certified 95% lock

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    So I've been told.

    Who certifies him as a lock? I need to find out because I've got some steam to blow off with my fists of fury.

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    So I'm thinking, this is a great thread!

    Yea, thats right, this is a great thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Amazing night last night.

    I hit Mousassi, Souza and Kennedy. Last minute I decided to take Couture as a dog, and it cashed too.

    So I'm thinking, shit, this is too easy, I already got my massive parlay on Barnett and DC, I decide to do a bit of live prop betting. So I take the under for the Barnett fight, that cashes, then DC wins, cashes my parlays.

    I'm thinking shit, this is just too easy. This is literally the best night I have ever had.

    So what do I do? Do I take my money and happily go away.

    Nah, that would be the smart thing to do.

    Nope, live in play, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

    Yeah thats right, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

    I mean after all, hes a lock right? Theres no way he would spend 25 minutes getting leg kicked and missing punches.


    Anyway....I broke even last night.
    Where were you live betting last night? I didn't see it available anywhere on that card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    So I've been told.

    Who certifies him as a lock? I need to find out because I've got some steam to blow off with my fists of fury.
    how have u not seen the jameskim thread?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Where were you live betting last night? I didn't see it available anywhere on that card.
    yee gd question

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    So I've been told.

    Who certifies him as a lock? I need to find out because I've got some steam to blow off with my fists of fury.
    Asian Gabers gave the official lock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Where were you live betting last night? I didn't see it available anywhere on that card.
    Incorrect use of the term I guess. What I meant was I was betting on the show a minute or two before fights started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Incorrect use of the term I guess. What I meant was I was betting on the show a minute or two before fights started.
    Ahhhh, that's called "betting".

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    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Ahhhh, that's called "betting".
    Oh, okay!

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    Well here is an update.

    After drinking away for my sorrows all morning I decided to get out of bed and go to the asian suprmarket.

    I bought 3 cow brains, I'm currently braising them in wine. This night is about to get awesome.

    Anyone ever had braised calf brains? They penetrating rule.

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    hmm I haven't. Upload a photo of the finished masterpiece brah, im intrigued!

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    no, just brain quesadillas. Im intrigued too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Well here is an update.

    After drinking away for my sorrows all morning I decided to get out of bed and go to the asian suprmarket.

    I bought 3 cow brains, I'm currently braising them in wine. This night is about to get awesome.

    Anyone ever had braised calf brains? They penetrating rule.
    Sacrelicious confirmed for having grown up in a favela.

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    Aw man, sorry dudes, Its all gone. I'm going to be braising some tongues and hearts later in the week, I will post pics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crassus View Post
    Sacrelicious confirmed for having grown up in a favela.
    Nah man! But when you cook for a living you get bored of eating like a normal person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Nah man! But when you cook for a living you get bored of eating like a normal person.
    In other words, you are a culinary surgeon?

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    Culinary degenerate is more like it.

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    Actually, I suppose a culinary degenerate would probably just eat egregious quantities of hot dogs.

    Sure, culinary surgeon, we can go with that.

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    Ha, I've seen this.

    ****** up stuff, man.
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    And the weirdest thing about it is he is from Kobe, which is where some of the best beef in the world comes from.

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    haha

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    Yeah but theres a type of beef called Kobe that originates from that prefecture. Its fed a very special diet traditionally and subsequently the marbling on it is ridiculous. Very good stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Nah man! But when you cook for a living you get bored of eating like a normal person.
    Doesn't mean you need to eat like a poor person though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacrelicious View Post
    Yeah but theres a type of beef called Kobe that originates from that prefecture. Its fed a very special diet traditionally and subsequently the marbling on it is ridiculous. Very good stuff.
    Are you a cook? i didnt understood from the other thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crassus View Post
    Doesn't mean you need to eat like a poor person though.
    Dude these cuts are delicacies. Its an added bonus that they are also ridiculously cheap, but these are delicacies.

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