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    Mike Tyson knocked up a prison guard

    From The Daily Caller:

    Today in gross news: While serving time behind bars for a rape charge in 1992, Mike Tyson impregnated a prison official.
    The former boxing champion, convicted rapist, pigeon enthusiast and father of eight has been revealing disgusting details about his personal life during his one-man show, “Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth” in Las Vegas.
    But it was during a television interview that he revealed a startling nugget about his prison activities.
    “[During the show] I didn’t talk about getting a prison official pregnant. Oh yeah. In prison, stuff happens. But she had no baby,” Tyson said in a post-show interview with ESPN’s Rick Reilly.
    He also talked about the time he went on a morphine drip just for fun.
    “I just liked morphine,” Tyson said, “but I had to take a lot of it because it didn’t stay in your system for a long time. … And I’d have my cocaine, and I had my marijuana, and I had my Cialis and Viagra and my little friends all sitting there. That’s just how I lived my life.”
    Tyson’s antics on and off the ring have been well chronicled since he rose to boxing fame in 1986.
    Now, he says he is reformed and lives a sober, vegan lifestyle. Since his new boring lifestyle won’t sell tickets, let’s hope he sticks to the juicy stuff during his Vegas shows.

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    He is a living, breathing example of the nature of a continent. Look out future here we come!!!!!

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    too fat for a vegan, no way

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    white woman???

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    Tyson did what people dream to do



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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    He is a living, breathing example of the nature of a continent. Look out future here we come!!!!!
    Sure, America is a shithole, but can't blame the whole continent.

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    Dude's lived a crazy life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUHerd37 View Post
    I had my Cialis and Viagra and my little friends all sitting there.
    little friends? how man roosters does he have?

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    and hes broke, congrats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by a4u2fear View Post
    and hes broke, congrats.
    You must have more money than someone to call them broke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Sure, America is a shithole, but can't blame the whole continent.
    was talking about that continent that is the height of civilization... Africa.

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    you know, that place where people live.... in what? mud huts



    tell us more about that, cloud. thx

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    I think Tyson is awesome. He tells the truth which always cool to hear. He is who he is.

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    He IS a big dumb phuck who could box.....very well.
    was a good ear nibbler too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by a4u2fear View Post
    and hes broke, congrats.

    Someone who can make half a mil for cameo appearances anytime they want one is NEVER broke. No matter how much money they have at any given time.

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    yea you never know whats going on ,

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