1. 01-17-12 11:53 AM #1
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    Mo tests positive for steroids

    http://mmajunkie.com/news/27008/stri...denies-use.mma

    In the case where his last win turns into a No Contest, do bets get pushed?
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  2. 01-17-12 12:04 PM #2
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    He's a big shit talker and turns out to be a cheater. Just like Chael.
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    Dude this is a bummer king mo is going to be out for a year right? Cyborg and no king mo thats killing some real stars for strikeforce fukk i enjoy watching those two now have to wait until 2013
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    Why Mo why??? No need
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    Quote Originally Posted by hancocks View Post
    http://mmajunkie.com/news/27008/stri...denies-use.mma

    In the case where his last win turns into a No Contest, do bets get pushed?
    Graded bets will always stay graded.
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  6. 01-17-12 12:13 PM #6
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    Mma = wwe
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  7. 01-17-12 12:16 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Graded bets will always stay graded.
    Thanks!
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    LOL Imagine if you hit a 6-fight parlay and they just turned it into a loss after Mo's testing.
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  9. 01-17-12 12:20 PM #9
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    ROFL whattup negative balance. Was probably a stupid question but i'm a rook :x
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    Keith Kizer hates outspoken fighters. He's a liar and a coward and he switched the piss. Free Mo. FRAMED.

    Seems incredibly fishy that a guy who passed WADA and USADA tests for years suddenly fails after burying the NSAC publicly.
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  11. 01-17-12 12:31 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Mma = wwe
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    LOL Imagine if you hit a 6-fight parlay and they just turned it into a loss after Mo's testing.
    Except tht would never happen! Fight was weeks ago, many people will of withdrawn their winnings already...tht's why books dont change gradings. Same with sporbet paying out on Palhares/Massenzio FOTN
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Except tht would never happen! Fight was weeks ago, many people will of withdrawn their winnings already...tht's why books dont change gradings. Same with sporbet paying out on Palhares/Massenzio FOTN
    Oh, thank you Mr. Obvious, for pointing out that it would never happen. lol it was only funny because there isn't a chance it could happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    Oh, thank you Mr. Obvious, for pointing out that it would never happen. lol it was only funny because there isn't a chance it could happen.
    oh it was supposed to be funny?
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    This is hilarious.
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  16. 01-17-12 12:50 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    oh it was a supposed to be funny?
    I sure can tell who is a real comedy fan around here.
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  17. 01-17-12 12:52 PM #17
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    I was just getting ready to give Gabe comedic-credit for his Hedberg post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    oh it was supposed to be funny?
    "LOL Imagine..." usually is the beginning to a description of a funny scenario. Stupid people here, I swear.

    If I said "LOL Imagine if ice cream started raining from the sky..." I'm pretty sure Vaughany would respond with "But that would never happen!" Jesus Christ.``
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    Gabe, maybe your book still has the Lawal vs Larkin line up, so you can cash it...
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    If u really think that by having "LOL imagine..." at the start of sentence it is going to automatically make what u say funny then I fear for your longevity in stand-up comedy! Tht kind of gag/joke is what a 12 year old at school would say who's trying to get attention from his buddies, it couldnt be any more basic in it's form - let's take something that can't happen and pretend that it will! The point is that the only way that that might of possibly been even a bit funny would be if there was an actual chance that the parlay could get reversed after King Mo testing positive! Surely a comedian would understand these basic principles of a gag/joke early on in their career?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    If u really think that by having "LOL imagine..." at the start of sentence it is going to automatically make what u say funny then I fear for your longevity in stand-up comedy! Tht kind of gag/joke is what a 12 year old at school would say who's trying to get attention from his buddies, it couldnt be any more basic in it's form - let's take something that can't happen and pretend that it will! The point is that the only way that that might of possibly been even a bit funny would be if there was an actual chance that the parlay could get reversed after King Mo testing positive! Surely a comedian would understand these basic principles of a gag/joke early on in their career?!
    How retarded must you be for comparing a funny thought to actually honed jokes used in stand-up comedy? Seriously, how stupid are you? No joke used in stand up starting with "Imagine if..." is funny. I did not make a joke. I presented a thought on topic which I thought would be funny. How stupid are you for taking that and comparing it to stand up comedy? Seriously, man? How stupid are you???

    You are simply an idiot. The guy was asking if it would be turned, obviously it wouldn't, and I thought it would be funny if they turned it and it ruined a big parlay. I did not expect anybody to laugh at that, I just had a funny thought and I posted it. It was a funny thought I shared, not a joke I had been working on for a few weeks. Dumbass.

    And NO, it would not be funny if there was a possibility it could happen. Only reason it's humorous at all is because there is NO possibility. You are so retarded, man. You don't even know what's funny and what's not. How would it be funny if there was a possibility? If there was a possibility, the words "Imagine if..." would be totally unnecessary. Idiot.

    You are so stupid that everytime I mention something remotely humorous that you have to compare it to professional comedy. Idiot, I swear. So stupid.

    I like you, man, but you can be so stupid sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe View Post
    How retarded must you be for comparing a funny thought to actually honed jokes used in stand-up comedy? Seriously, how stupid are you? No joke used in stand up starting with "Imagine if..." is funny. I did not make a joke. I presented a thought on topic which I thought would be funny. How stupid are you for taking that and comparing it to stand up comedy? Seriously, man? How stupid are you???

    You are simply an idiot. The guy was asking if it would be turned, obviously it wouldn't, and I thought it would be funny if they turned it and it ruined a big parlay. I did not expect anybody to laugh at that, I just had a funny thought and I posted it. It was a funny thought I shared, not a joke I had been working on for a few weeks. Dumbass.

    And NO, it would not be funny if there was a possibility it could happen. Only reason it's humorous at all is because there is NO possibility. You are so retarded, man. You don't even know what's funny and what's not. How would it be funny if there was a possibility? If there was a possibility, the words "Imagine if..." would be totally unnecessary. Idiot.

    You are so stupid that everytime I mention something remotely hilarious that you have to compare it to professional comedy. Idiot, I swear. So stupid.
    That's the point - I just didnt find it even remotely hilarious! Obviously, I'm reading to much in to it, but as you're an aspiring comedian I just didnt/don't expect such obvious, basic jokes/gags/funny sayings or whatever u want to call them. I'm not saying that they are your well written pieces of material, I understand that they may just be random thoughts - I just still didn't understand how a "comedian" could even think of that and think it was funny!

    The whole point of your joke/thought was that it would be funny because if the King Mo fight was changed to a no contest the person/s or yourself who thought they/you had won their 6 parlay would actually lose so it would be tragic, slightly ironic, a big change in fortunes, etc... therefore is funny...am I right? The comedic effect stems from the sudden change in extremes - from winning to losing. For me that only works if there is an actual chance of it happening otherwise the schadenfreudian aspect becomes redundant. If I knew that there was actually a chance that tht guy might now lose his parlay it would be quite funny because u can appreciate the bad luck and how guttering it would be (all be it in a schadenfreudian way)!

    Im only trying to help u up your game bruva!

    Also, I think you might of broke the record for the amount of times the words "Stupid and idiot" can be used in a passage!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    That's the point - I just didnt find it even remotely hilarious! Obviously, I'm reading to much in to it, but as you're an aspiring comedian I just didnt/don't expect such obvious, basic jokes/gags/funny sayings or whatever u want to call them. I'm not saying that they are your well written pieces of material, I understand that they may just be random thoughts - I just still didn't understand how a "comedian" could even think of that and think it was funny! The whole point of your joke/thought was that it would be funny because if the King Mo fight was changed to a no contest the person/s or yourself who thought they/you had won their 6 parlay would actually lose so it would be tragic, slightly ironic, a big change in fortunes, etc... therefore is funny...am I right? The comedic effect stems from the sudden change in extremes - from winning to losing. For me that only works if there is an actual chance of it happening otherwise the schadenfreudian aspect becomes redundant. If I knew that there was actually a chance that tht guy might now lose his parlay it would be quite funny because u can appreciate the bad luck and how guttering it would be (all be it in a schadenfreudian way)! Im only trying to help u up your game bruva! Also, I think you might of broke the record for the amount of times the words "Stupid and idiot" can be used in a passage!
    I meant humorous not hilarious, i edited before u responded-- but yeah, I found that funny. If someone had a 6-fight parlay on some site that was reversed because of the King Mo deal, I would find it funny it funny that he got screwed. Would suck, but still be funny.

    What you are saying is INCREDIBLY stupid. I hang out with famous comedians all the time, and believe it or not, not everything they say is funny. Any one of them will tell you that they're lucky if 1 out of every 20 jokes they come up with ends up being actually funny.

    Anything that starts with "Imagine if..." implies that you need to apply imagination. Just a little something you should know.

    You are saying that a comedian can't imagine a person losing a big parlay because of a screw up and find it funny? WTF??? SERIOUSLY, WTF??? You seriously are an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wanna Bet On It? View Post
    Vaughany & Gabe are like the couple that are always fighting yet deep down love each other.
    U could even throw Nunya in to the equation and say we have a deeply complicated love-triangle, which mainly consists of long painfull sessions of me and Nunya sandwiching Gabe and penetrating him from either side
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    ha When do u plan on hopping across the pond
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    U could even throw Nunya in to the equation and say we have a deeply complicated love-triangle, which mainly consists of long painfull sessions of me and Nunya sandwiching Gabe and penetrating him from either side
    Lol imagine...
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    Quote Originally Posted by The HOFF View Post
    Lol imagine...
    haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    ha When do u plan on hopping across the pond
    probably not til november =/
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    Nunya, fancy a trip to London in November?!
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