1. 12-06-11 11:06 AM #1
    Glitch
    Glitch's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-08-09
    Posts: 11,790
    Betpoints: 5224

    Machida Training with Steven Segal

    7th degree blackbelt Steve Segal training lyoto machida

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uIYAh3dQyk


    training anderson silva
    Last edited by Glitch; 12-06-11 at 02:27 PM. Reason: added link when embedded video ceased to work.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 12-06-11 11:15 AM #2
    BIGDAY
    angelman.org
    BIGDAY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-17-10
    Posts: 48,241
    Betpoints: 24866

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 12-06-11 11:17 AM #3
    smoke a bowl
    smoke a bowl's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-09-09
    Posts: 2,776
    Betpoints: 14472

    I hope he's training Machida how to run.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 12-06-11 11:19 AM #4
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10



    Segal would run away as fast as he can in real life

    This s the fukkin movies man
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 12-06-11 11:44 AM #5
    Glitch
    Glitch's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-08-09
    Posts: 11,790
    Betpoints: 5224

    early morning smart JJ is off duty now i guess.

    you probably think Bruce Lee would have been a bad MMA fighter too right?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 12-06-11 11:50 AM #6
    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
    King Mayan's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-22-10
    Posts: 21,325
    Betpoints: 3679

    He's been training with Blackhouse for a while now.... Especially in the LA gym.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 12-06-11 11:50 AM #7
    HoulihansTX
    Bowl $ea$on
    HoulihansTX's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-11-09
    Posts: 30,566
    Betpoints: 295

    Wonder who Chuck Norris trains.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 12-06-11 01:47 PM #8
    gabe
    Screamin' Eagles
    gabe's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-12-11
    Posts: 7,405
    Betpoints: 300

    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    Wonder who Chuck Norris trains.
    Dolph Lundgren is preparing Gustaffson for his bout with Matyushenko.

    I hear Van-Damme is working with GSP, too, to prepare for Diaz. I also hear GSP and Van Damme are the same guy. So I dunno.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 12-06-11 02:03 PM #9
    ACoochy
    Am i serious? Are you serious?
    ACoochy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-19-09
    Posts: 13,949
    Betpoints: 5324

    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Segal would run away as fast as he can in real life This s the fukkin movies man
    Cos 7th dan means nothing

    You go take him on coach. O/U for length of match would be set at 1.5 seconds....

    Guys, notice how he didnt throw a single punch :light:
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 12-06-11 02:25 PM #10
    Glitch
    Glitch's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-08-09
    Posts: 11,790
    Betpoints: 5224

    i remember seeing segal walk out with Anderson before this fight then afterwards i thought they were joking when they both said Steven Segal taught him this kick. they were not joking.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 12-06-11 02:58 PM #11
    Tree Rollins
    Tree Rollins's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-16-09
    Posts: 3,968
    Betpoints: 1029

    Jones needs to get Chuck Norris in camp if he wants to have a chance.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 12-06-11 03:02 PM #12
    Sam Odom
    Sam Odom's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-30-05
    Posts: 58,063
    Betpoints: 37

    Lots of mystery surrounds Steven Segal's early life

    Real life 'Rambo' many think
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 12-06-11 03:38 PM #13
    freeVICK
    freeVICK's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-21-08
    Posts: 7,114
    Betpoints: 6501

    Machida also drinks his piss
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 12-06-11 04:36 PM #14
    Glitch
    Glitch's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-08-09
    Posts: 11,790
    Betpoints: 5224

    jon bones jones is the baddest man on the planet right now.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 12-06-11 04:41 PM #15
    bradthebloke
    bradthebloke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-26-09
    Posts: 3,175
    Betpoints: 255

    who was the fighter who literally choked seagal out until he pissed his pants. it was like a trainer on one of his movies
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 12-06-11 04:48 PM #16
    Mr.Kitty
    Update Status
    Mr.Kitty's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-10-09
    Posts: 1,880
    Betpoints: 1

    Quote Originally Posted by smoke a bowl View Post
    I hope he's training Machida how to run.
    Some people say that master Seagals running style is pretty gay

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 12-06-11 04:58 PM #17
    marcoloco
    marcoloco's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 07-05-10
    Posts: 3,966
    Betpoints: 9132

    thats awesome
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 12-06-11 05:22 PM #18
    kmdubya
    kmdubya's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-04-11
    Posts: 405
    Betpoints: 1306

    Quote Originally Posted by Tree Rollins View Post
    Jones needs to get Chuck Norris in camp if he wants to have a chance.
    Man. Chuck Norris checks his closet before going to sleep to make sure Steven Segal isn't hiding in there.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 12-06-11 05:28 PM #19
    DarkfallOnline
    DarkfallOnline's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-26-11
    Posts: 20
    Betpoints: 0

    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    who was the fighter who literally choked seagal out until he pissed his pants. it was like a trainer on one of his movies
    (Judo) Gene LeBell ?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 12-06-11 05:34 PM #20
    TheCalculator
    TheCalculator's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-10-11
    Posts: 1,683
    Betpoints: 5633

    Quote Originally Posted by DarkfallOnline View Post

    (Judo) Gene LeBell ?
    YUP! My trainer trained (got abused) by Uncle Gene. Gene tried to talk to Seagal about chilling out with the stunt guys (he was too rough). Steven got pissed and told him he couldn't do anything to him. And before Steven knew what was going out he was choked out.

    Then... Seagal woke up and said he could never do that again and... Uncle Gene chokes him out AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHA!

    Gene also man-handled Bruce Lee and threw him a dumpster when they were messing around once.

    Gene would of been the UFC champion in the 70's. He can literally break every bone in your body in a pitch black room. VERY dangerous man.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 12-06-11 05:42 PM #21
    Glitch
    Glitch's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-08-09
    Posts: 11,790
    Betpoints: 5224

    Quote Originally Posted by bradthebloke View Post
    who was the fighter who literally choked seagal out until he pissed his pants. it was like a trainer on one of his movies
    heard he pooped his pants when he was unconscious.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 12-06-11 05:46 PM #22
    JohnGalt2341
    46 and 2 are just ahead of me
    JohnGalt2341's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 12-31-09
    Posts: 8,764
    Betpoints: 3691

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCalculator View Post
    YUP! My trainer trained (got abused) by Uncle Gene. Gene tried to talk to Seagal about chilling out with the stunt guys (he was too rough). Steven got pissed and told him he couldn't do anything to him. And before Steven knew what was going out he was choked out. Then... Seagal woke up and said he could never do that again and... Uncle Gene chokes him out AGAIN! HAHAHAHAHA! Gene also man-handled Bruce Lee and threw him a dumpster when they were messing around once. Gene would of been the UFC champion in the 70's. He can literally break every bone in your body in a pitch black room. VERY dangerous man.
    Great post. Here's Joe Rogan talking about Seagal's "training" Machida and Anderson... as well as him getting choked out by Gene.
    Points Awarded:

    Glitch gave JohnGalt2341 1 SBR Point(s) for this post.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 12-06-11 05:58 PM #23
    Educ8d Degener8
    Educ8d Degener8's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-12-10
    Posts: 3,177
    Betpoints: 9916

    Quote Originally Posted by Glitch View Post
    heard he pooped his pants when he was unconscious.
    Heard that as well...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 12-06-11 06:17 PM #24
    sideloaded
    staring into the abyss
    sideloaded's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-21-10
    Posts: 7,561
    Betpoints: 0

    vid doesnt work
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 12-06-11 06:18 PM #25
    Dirty Sanchez
    Two time SBR Academy Award winner
    Dirty Sanchez's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-01-10
    Posts: 16,031
    Betpoints: 26

    He may want to climb in the cage with Segal and fight Bones 2 on 1...because it's his only chance
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 12-07-11 08:45 AM #26
    Mr.Kitty
    Update Status
    Mr.Kitty's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-10-09
    Posts: 1,880
    Betpoints: 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    He may want to climb in the cage with Segal and fight Bones 2 on 1...because it's his only chance
    That would not be healthy for Jones because master Seagal would snap both of Jons arms like twigs within the first minute. Then you would hear Lyotos father Yoshizo Machida loudly shout "Finish Him!!" Mortal Kombat style and Lyoto would stand ready and deliver a new awesome finishing move which inevitably would cripple Jon Jones.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Top
« Previous Thread | Players Talk | Next Thread »