1. #316
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Auto and Shari telling stories about themselves...

    when its donk's turn to talk, he'll be going until about day 9

    "That reminds me about the time a little bi sexual lady saw me and my wife......"
    damn, I already posted our latest north padre island conquest....?

    I didn't think I had.....

    I must've been drinkin' Rudy-style earlier this week..........

  2. #317
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    She hasn't even looked your way yet.

    I hope she kills you.
    just, if you kiss her, be sure to report back how my dick tastes.....

  3. #318
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    Kraken hiding in the bushes



    donk dead thirsty from talking about himself non stop

  4. #319
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    Firekillex you pussy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Kraken hiding in the bushes



    donk dead thirsty from talking about himself non stop

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    what can I say? I'm always thirsty as shit after poppin' mollies and pullin' all night threesomes.....

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    All that tending to her wounds and I get friend zoned

    Said let's keep this professional

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    I see no trucing in your future, burrito.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Firekillex you pussy!

    cut him some slack, diggity.....

    any man who sees you coming out of the woods, little jar of poppers in one hand and a hard crank jerkin' in the other hand, is gonna break and run.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I see no trucing in your future, burrito.
    Cmon, all I need is one pity truce

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    cut him some slack, diggity.....

    any man who sees you coming out of the woods, little jar of poppers in one hand and a hard crank jerkin' in the other hand, is gonna break and run.....
    I don't have pills.

    I have a bottle of alcohol.

    But yeah I see your point.

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    16 left right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Cmon, all I need is one pity truce
    find you a slump buster truce


    go truce with TT's dead ass.... just close your eyes and hold your nose

  14. #329
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    I sure am buddying up with a lot of people

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    NIGHT 4



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    Sorry kraken. Thank you peavy.

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    No way Jake kills both Donk and I

    Rigged shethole..

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    Shari passes out, spends the previous night with donker

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    Jake, I hope you stub your toe when you get up to take a piss in the middle of the night.

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    Diggity, is "supplies" code for something else?

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    Mpas you're welcome I spared your life...
    ill expect something in return that rhymes with gas and pass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fire in da hole View Post
    Jake, I hope you stub your toe when you get up to take a piss in the middle of the night.
    nothing personal, Stan

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAKEPEAVY21 View Post
    nothing personal, Stan

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    DAY 5 MORNING



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    art imitates life..... just like an sbr poker tournament or Bash tournament.....

    f'n Dorado Chico always gets me!!!

    nice job, jake!

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    Matty running like a bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by b1slickguy View Post
    Diggity, is "supplies" code for something else?
    Yes.

    And that's all I'm saying.

    I don't want another infraction.
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    so I take a break to actually do some work and I come back to see I die from climbing a fukking tree????

    rigged shithole as I used to race monkeys up trees in zimbabwe back in the late 90's

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    Currently collecting food for a nice date with Shari

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    so I take a break to actually do some work and I come back to see I die from climbing a fukking tree????

    rigged shithole as I used to race monkeys up trees in zimbabwe back in the late 90's

  31. #346
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    Little less respect for stealthy. Paschal
    Able to get away w bum ankle? Come on!!

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    Jake Peavy knocks out Donker


    art imitates RSH life

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    NIGHT 5



  34. #349
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    Matty running like a bitch
    Even with a sprained ankle I outran your slow ass.

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    Did any of you ever get even ONE Boy Scout badge?! Can't climb trees, can't start fires, eating poison berries...

    And then there's Jake and Diggity getting it on like Donkey Kong. Enjoy fellas

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