some quick Q & A jokes....
Q: How do you break an Italian guy's finger?!
A: Punch him in the nose!
Q:What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?!
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!
Q: How was copper wire invented?!
A: Two Jews fighting over a penny!
Q: What do you name a Jewish guy's daughter?!
A: Penny!
Q: Why do most Jewish guys wear plain yarmulke on their heads?!
A: Because the propellers are extra!
Q: How do the Greeks seperate the "Men" from the "Boys"?!
A: With a crowbar!
Q: What is the Greek Army's Motto?!
A: "Lets attack from the rear!!!"
Q: Why do most Greek men have moustaches?!
A: They want to take after their moms!
Q: Why do tampons have strings on them?!
A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping!
Q: Part 2..why do tampons have strings on them?!
A: So you can floss after you eat!