1. 10-19-15 02:41 PM #1
    Carseller4
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    Being a non SBR Pro

    It really sucks.

    Can't recommend it to anyone.

    I did beat the prick this weekend (who didn't), that will help in my quest to return to the pros.
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  2. 10-19-15 03:13 PM #2
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  3. 10-19-15 03:16 PM #3
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    lifes a bitch
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  4. 10-19-15 04:52 PM #4
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    No offense, CS... but if some perverted alien ET's "pulled a Whitley Strieber" on you and cut off your frank & beans to construct a strap-on to use when they went to visit Tim Tebow, all while dumping your lifeless body in Les Miles' office locker in order to frame him for murder and get him fired, thus ensuring no one ever saw your degen ass round SBR ever again... well, nobody would give a shit that you disappeared.

    Again, no offense, pal.
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  5. 10-19-15 05:47 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    No offense, CS... but if some perverted alien ET's "pulled a Whitley Strieber" on you and cut off your frank & beans to construct a strap-on to use when they went to visit Tim Tebow, all while dumping your lifeless body in Les Miles' office locker in order to frame him for murder and get him fired, thus ensuring no one ever saw your degen ass round SBR ever again... well, nobody would give a shit that you disappeared.

    Again, no offense, pal.
    well said
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  6. 10-19-15 06:29 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    No offense, CS... but if some perverted alien ET's "pulled a Whitley Strieber" on you and cut off your frank & beans to construct a strap-on to use when they went to visit Tim Tebow, all while dumping your lifeless body in Les Miles' office locker in order to frame him for murder and get him fired, thus ensuring no one ever saw your degen ass round SBR ever again... well, nobody would give a shit that you disappeared.

    Again, no offense, pal.
    literally laughing my ass off
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  7. 10-19-15 06:31 PM #7
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    I would never imagine this life without being a sbr pro...
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  8. 10-19-15 10:31 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    No offense, CS... but if some perverted alien ET's "pulled a Whitley Strieber" on you and cut off your frank & beans to construct a strap-on to use when they went to visit Tim Tebow, all while dumping your lifeless body in Les Miles' office locker in order to frame him for murder and get him fired, thus ensuring no one ever saw your degen ass round SBR ever again... well, nobody would give a shit that you disappeared.

    Again, no offense, pal.
    Jezus Fuk
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  9. 10-20-15 05:56 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by GUMMO77 View Post
    Jezus Fuk
    Truth always stranger than fiction

    For CS, however, the alien pervs would know to make the "enticement" Zach Mettenberger's jockstrap.

    They study... they KNOW. Around SBR, they'd be known as SHARPS.

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  10. 10-20-15 08:08 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj View Post
    No offense, CS... but if some perverted alien ET's "pulled a Whitley Strieber" on you and cut off your frank & beans to construct a strap-on to use when they went to visit Tim Tebow, all while dumping your lifeless body in Les Miles' office locker in order to frame him for murder and get him fired, thus ensuring no one ever saw your degen ass round SBR ever again... well, nobody would give a shit that you disappeared.

    Again, no offense, pal.

    This took some thought. Well done.
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