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    Wulfman14's Super-Mad Libs!

    Since Wulfy is banned for a while, we'll be deprived of his rants for who knows how long. Additionally, his lenders will be left wondering when they'll get paid back. In the interest of killing two birds with one stone, Triple_D_Publishing proudly presents the Super-Mad Libs, based on your favorite wulfy rants. A big shoutout to 11PM poker players for test-driving the first one, as follows (with added words bolded and italicized):


    hey you fukkin how uvuladoes ratpack's vulva taste on your lips? nice detective work for someone who cant even wrestle rotund sphincters in French. maybe ChromeDome can fornicate you while you Greek each other. the Wulf aint going to church. wasnt it you MikeToeJamm that dribbled to me this time last year 10 days before we were supposed to run for Allie Haze's Birthday? 3+ year old and a 2+ year old Nevada effeminate in North Dakota running and urinating my gambling habits and passing SBR-specialing warts on me. im sick of this integrity. im sick of the two of you. but the Wulf aint going nowhere until every single one of his nutsacks is treacherous. then im derisive .
    why even drink points ? you dont know 22/7ths the shit about whats going on and just come and randomly Guillotine-choke stupid crimson biased posts you bitch. you wanna post screenshots of the clitorises we've made at the supermarket with real borscht in the past 2 months ? points is all you got you dolphin fuk and that imaginary pest control business you pretend to own . now i know you and mikespamm are dying for a back and forth again with me, make me lose my finger and just make it more difficult for my lenders , yes my buds you fukkin turtle, to get repaid. so im going to take back and just put you both on ignore and troll my business. stealing a statement thread on everything later today. be sure to check it out you asshat (its all you two asshat centaurs really have in life, riding my cok) fukkin Slavic estalking pt debt/history Tout . and megaladon you have my moderator. anytime bitch.. bring your massingill Inthestink with you.

    i wanna take you into the wine cellar and spit you with my bowtie until you swallow like that brokedikk brat Gloria Stuart was whipped in Birth of a Nation.



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    Last edited by Triple_D_Bet; 05-07-14 at 11:52 PM.
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    Fukkin hell that was funny

    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post


    im sick of this integrity. im sick of the two of you. but the Wulf aint going nowhere until every single one of his nutsacks is treacherous. then im derisive .
    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post



    you wanna post screenshots of the clitorises we've made at the supermarket with real borscht in the past 2 months ?
    Last edited by TheCentaur; 05-07-14 at 11:33 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    you wanna post screenshots of the clitorises we've made at the supermarket with real borscht in the past 2 months ?
    What's really kinda cool about this is me & Beerdog have actually done this over on the cafemom.com forum


    #itsfunnycuzitsTRUE
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    Is it sad that this makes more sense than a normal wulf rant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by runner5k View Post
    Is it sad that this makes more sense than a normal wulf rant?
    haha so true!

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    Nice work trip d

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    Quote Originally Posted by Triple_D_Bet View Post
    Since Wulfy is banned for a while, we'll be deprived of his rants for who knows how long. Additionally, his lenders will be left wondering when they'll get paid back. In the interest of killing two birds with one stone, Triple_D_Publishing proudly presents the Super-Mad Libs, based on your favorite wulfy rants. A big shoutout to 11PM poker players for test-driving the first one, as follows (with added words bolded and italicized):


    hey you fukkin how uvuladoes ratpack's vulva taste on your lips? nice detective work for someone who cant even wrestle rotund sphincters in French. maybe ChromeDome can fornicate you while you Greek each other. the Wulf aint going to church. wasnt it you MikeToeJamm that dribbled to me this time last year 10 days before we were supposed to run for Allie Haze's Birthday? 3+ year old and a 2+ year old Nevada effeminate in North Dakota running and urinating my gambling habits and passing SBR-specialing warts on me. im sick of this integrity. im sick of the two of you. but the Wulf aint going nowhere until every single one of his nutsacks is treacherous. then im derisive .
    why even drink points ? you dont know 22/7ths the shit about whats going on and just come and randomly Guillotine-choke stupid crimson biased posts you bitch. you wanna post screenshots of the clitorises we've made at the supermarket with real borscht in the past 2 months ? points is all you got you dolphin fuk and that imaginary pest control business you pretend to own . now i know you and mikespamm are dying for a back and forth again with me, make me lose my finger and just make it more difficult for my lenders , yes my buds you fukkin turtle, to get repaid. so im going to take back and just put you both on ignore and troll my business. stealing a statement thread on everything later today. be sure to check it out you asshat (its all you two asshat centaurs really have in life, riding my cok) fukkin Slavic estalking pt debt/history Tout . and megaladon you have my moderator. anytime bitch.. bring your massingill Inthestink with you.

    i wanna take you into the wine cellar and spit you with my bowtie until you swallow like that brokedikk brat Gloria Stuart was whipped in Birth of a Nation.



    If you enjoyed, please consider donating points to wulfy's lenders so they'll get something sooner rather than later
    Just when i thought you were 1 of my "Buds"........ Good Stuff here triple d...

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    Footballtime
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    Triple D, sent you another 100 towards that loan you paid off for me....... Think i have paid 300 so far of like 1200 or so? Thanks and appreciate it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Footballtime View Post
    Triple D, sent you another 100 towards that loan you paid off for me....... Think i have paid 300 so far of like 1200 or so? Thanks and appreciate it......
    Current balance is 300/0 sir...nothing owed to me, but you're always welcome to donate to charity if you'd like

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    15 points sent towards wulfy's loan to stuler here: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/betpoints/...e-days-p3.html Good job gents, If I can put together another one we'll see if we can't raise a few more!

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    Looks like they took away his PRO Status? My condolences to the many he owes.

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