[pavyracer]

.. for the rest of my life.

Anyone want to help a fellow poster?

P.S. I plan to live for another 40 years so the successful bidder will make a ton of points for the terms of the loan.

[Straight Cash]

I am confident this would be paid back before Carseller's loan is.

[dfish]

Will need a co maker

[bobbywaves]

Majority of forum can't help you, I'm one of the few who can.

Problem is it would take you over 9 years to pay back, & you could get hit by a bus right after loan. There's no guarantee: how long you will live, how long you will remain pro, or if you will ever be banned.

Considering these variables & considering I've been stiffed for over 10k already, please make a compelling argument why I should help.

[Triple_D_Bet]

My offer: 20k loan, payment made when SBR verifies the hand histories documenting your 3 million hands at SBR poker. Figure I can use those to make the rig work in my favor and get my points back in no time.

Majority of forum can't help you, I'm one of the few who can.

Problem is it would take you over 9 years to pay back, & you could get hit by a bus right after loan. There's no guarantee: how long you will live, how long you will remain pro, or if you will ever be banned.

Considering these variables & considering I've been stiffed for over 10k already, please make a compelling argument why I should help.

[Straight Cash]

Majority of forum can't help you, I'm one of the few who can.

Problem is it would take you over 9 years to pay back, & you could get hit by a bus right after loan. There's no guarantee: how long you will live, how long you will remain pro, or if you will ever be banned.

Considering these variables & considering I've been stiffed for over 10k already, please make a compelling argument why I should help.

We need to get SBRs actuary on this

[pavyracer]

Majority of forum can't help you, I'm one of the few who can.

Problem is it would take you over 9 years to pay back, & you could get hit by a bus right after loan. There's no guarantee: how long you will live, how long you will remain pro, or if you will ever be banned.

Considering these variables & considering I've been stiffed for over 10k already, please make a compelling argument why I should help.

I believe the SBR Pros are insured with their membership in the event of a death by accident. The insurance will pay for the balance of my loan if I get hit by a bus. Please send a donation to St. Jude's Children Hospital instead of flowers in the event of my accidental death.

Now you are obviously taking a risk but what if I live 40 more years? You can make 2500 points per year for a total of 100,000. It will cost you 20,000 points today. That's points in the bank for you and you can use them for your retirement.

You have to look at the big picture here. Do you want 100,000 points for the life of the loan? I'd say yes you do!

[Carseller4]

I sense a mockery of the betpoints loan system occurring here.

This is serious business.

[bobbywaves]

Show proof of the SBR insurance you speak of. If I lend u 20k today & u get killed by bus tomorrow, I highly doubt SBR will refund my 20k. SBR doesn't help lenders who've been stiffed, why would it matter if the stiff occurred willingly or unwillingly via death?

You failed to show proof of your current age, you could be 65 years old like No1here & Carseller for all we know. If so, living another 40 years would be highly unlikely.

[downsouth]

Show proof of the SBR insurance you speak of. If I lend u 20k today & u get killed by bus tomorrow, I highly doubt SBR will refund my 20k. SBR doesn't help lenders who've been stiffed, why would it matter if the stiff occurred willingly or unwillingly via death?

You failed to show proof of your current age, you could be 65 years old like No1here & Carseller for all we know. If so, living another 40 years would be highly unlikely.

Bobby putting in an early entry for SBR moron of the day. Well done

[runner5k]

I am interested but I would have a few stipulations

1. Your remaining 6 daily points must go to blackjack. Please do this at 12:01am as that is when blackjack is the easiest at SBR Casino.
2. You must post daily in the fantasy sub forum( can't be anything of substance must be completly meaningless). Instantly take that 1 bonus point to the casino.
3. Get a backer for daily poker who is batshit crazy.
4. Points gifted to you from others( probably will be non pros so only 1-2 at a time) must not be used for pay back but must instantly go into the casino.
5. Since this will require you to be constantly monitoring sbr I suggest quitting your daily job but if you must work I suggest finding your local shady used car place and getting hired. There you will have sufficent time to lurk on the forums while acting like you are busy.
6. You must spread lies about Shari.

[bobbywaves]

Bobby putting in an early entry for SBR moron of the day. Well done

I'll cya on the poker tables, going to felt you with 7,2 off suit chump.

[trytrytry]

few more things to work out here. have your people call my people..

[yisman]

I am interested but I would have a few stipulations

1. Your remaining 6 daily points must go to blackjack. Please do this at 12:01am as that is when blackjack is the easiest at SBR Casino.
2. You must post daily in the fantasy sub forum( can't be anything of substance must be completly meaningless). Instantly take that 1 bonus point to the casino.
3. Get a backer for daily poker who is batshit crazy.
4. Points gifted to you from others( probably will be non pros so only 1-2 at a time) must not be used for pay back but must instantly go into the casino.
5. Since this will require you to be constantly monitoring sbr I suggest quitting your daily job but if you must work I suggest finding your local shady used car place and getting hired. There you will have sufficent time to lurk on the forums while acting like you are busy.
6. You must spread lies about Shari.

7. Grow a mustache if you do not already have one.
8. Offer to post embarrassing photos of yourself for 100 points.

[pavyracer]

Keep them coming boys. Will have my attorney look them up on Monday and get back to you. Not bad at all..not bad!

[shaunovery]

Also post at least once a day stating youre in a quandry

[bobbywaves]

Keep them coming boys. Will have my attorney look them up on Monday and get back to you. Not bad at all..not bad!

I may loan to a credible individual. Unfortunately, it appears your credibility has been called into question by many fellow posters via this thread: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/122...ng-cougar.html

Care to set the record str8?

[pavyracer]

I may loan to a credible individual. Unfortunately, it appears your credibility has been called into question by many fellow posters via this thread: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/122...ng-cougar.html

Care to set the record str8?

What do I have to set the record straight for?

I banged that cougar 3 years ago. Do you know how many cougars I banged since? Take a guess.

[Triple_D_Bet]

I may loan to a credible individual. Unfortunately, it appears your credibility has been called into question by many fellow posters via this thread: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/122...ng-cougar.html

Care to set the record str8?

It's hard to say if either of you guys are trying to be funny...trolling usually works better if it cane be safely assumed the post is too ridiculous to be made seriously. Unfortunately, given the histories, that's not very clear....just in case, I'll help:

a) Pavy has no credibility, in just about any claims he's made here (to be fair, that may or may not extend to repaying a loan)

b) giving a loan like this to anyone, no matter how trustworthy, would be idiotic as DS was getting at above.

Good day

[Triple_D_Bet]

What do I have to set the record straight for?

I banged that cougar 3 years ago. Do you know how many cougars I banged since? Take a guess.

3 million in the last year alone

[Mitchell88]

What do I have to set the record straight for?

I banged that cougar 3 years ago. Do you know how many cougars I banged since? Take a guess.

oh that cougar that you couldn't set the record straight on after someone found her picture on a porn site (they should have ace detective badge) but you said that she was suing you so you couldn't. so there is more fake cougars?

[pavyracer]

oh that cougar that you couldn't set the record straight on after someone found her picture on a porn site (they should have ace detective badge) but you said that she was suing you so you couldn't. so there is more fake cougars?

Yes someone found a picture of the cougar on a porn site. Where do you think cougars advertise themselves? At the local church bulletin? She is a cougar..not a virgin.

[bobbywaves]

What do I have to set the record straight for? Do you know how many cougars I banged since? Take a guess.

Ummm.....set record str8 for your inconsistency in post #9, where you clearly stated she wasn't a porn actress. Yet she shows up on a porn website l8r in the thread somehow.

As to your 2nd question my guess would be 0, but what's the answer?

[yisman]

pavy, you still looking for this loan?

[trytrytry]

pavy, you still looking for this loan?

he moved down to 3 points a day payback for terms.