1. 06-04-13 06:42 AM #36
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    wow sbr really is dead....only the attention-craving fake gays took this thread seriously
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  2. 06-04-13 07:31 AM #37
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    A mod giving dating advice. Fukk is this nonsense? TSeay.....is Walker aware that this crap is on the first page of his primary forum? I'd think not.

    Jesus. Saloon this stupid shit before everyone gets fired.
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  3. 06-04-13 08:22 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDeem5 View Post
    JoJo, how do you eat a girl out w/o contracting throat cancer ?
    Deemer you're still a kid. must not ask questions like that...
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  4. 06-04-13 08:28 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    A mod giving dating advice. Fukk is this nonsense? TSeay.....is Walker aware that this crap is on the first page of his primary forum? I'd think not.

    Jesus. Saloon this stupid shit before everyone gets fired.
    I have the power to stay this in Players Talk. Don't mess with me Opie SBR John doesn't give a fukk if this stays in PT or not.
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  5. 06-04-13 08:30 AM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    I have the power to stay this in Players Talk. Don't mess with me Opie SBR John doesn't give a fukk if this stays in PT or not.
    Good deal. Don't let Opie push you around.
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  6. 06-04-13 08:50 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by robmpink View Post
    I like the idea, a lot, but you could be doing this in a weekly segment. Forget about the points given out. Just roll w/ the idea on a weekly basis.
    wish granted but can only entertain 1 question per week..must be short.
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  7. 06-04-13 10:07 AM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    I have the power to stay this in Players Talk. Don't mess with me Opie SBR John doesn't give a fukk if this stays in PT or not.
    Settle down, Jonie.

    I'll be in San Antonio next week attending a Spurs game with John. We will also use this time to discuss your latest performance review. So I'd take heed with your tone.

    Also, please advise Loshak to begin cleaning out his cubicle.

    Thanks babe.
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  8. 06-04-13 10:36 AM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I'll be in San Antonio next week attending a Spurs game with John. We will also use this time to discuss your latest performance review. So I'd take heed with your tone.
    Tsk tsk tsk, you'll just be upset if you try to talk to SBR John. Send my regards to SBR John then.
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    Also, please advise Loshak to begin cleaning out his cubicle.
    I kicked his ass for not cleaning his cubicle today.
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  9. 06-04-13 11:26 AM #44
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    Great thread, Jonelyn!

    OK here goes my question...

    If I've got $7,000 in chips sitting in front of me while playing blackjack in the Golden Nugget's high-limit room and a girl slips me her number without even asking my name, what do I do?
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  10. 06-04-13 12:15 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reload View Post
    Great thread, Jonelyn!

    OK here goes my question...

    If I've got $7,000 in chips sitting in front of me while playing blackjack in the Golden Nugget's high-limit room and a girl slips me her number without even asking my name, what do I do?
    You don't call it!


    If you do call it, she will tell you to meet her in a secluded public area,talkin dirty as a whore to ya in order to assure your agreement to meet her.........

    When you arrive, her pimps will jump out, knock ya the fukk out and take yo money........

    Oldest trick in the "criminal acts in a casino" (book).........
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    Saloon this sh.it. This has absolutely nothing to do with gambling, and yet because a fukktard sbr employee posts it, it's allowed to stay? GTFO outta here with this bull.shit - this ain't ann landers.
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  12. 06-04-13 12:43 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Saloon this sh.it. This has absolutely nothing to do with gambling, and yet because a fukktard sbr employee posts it, it's allowed to stay? GTFO outta here with this bull.shit - this ain't ann landers.
    Chilli,

    Ya know it has always been, a double/triple chin standard........
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  13. 06-04-13 12:47 PM #48
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    serious question, while I was going down on my gurl, she released a huge fart. I jumped up and slapped her silly! How should of I handle it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    You don't call it!


    If you do call it, she will tell you to meet her in a secluded public area,talkin dirty as a whore to ya in order to assure your agreement to meet her.........

    When you arrive, her pimps will jump out, knock ya the fukk out and take yo money........

    Oldest trick in the "criminal acts in a casino" (book).........
    I was hoping that the girl's lines about being in nursing school and working at the Tropicana's Hooters were all true. But your outcome sounds a lot more likely.

    Let's see what JoJo thinks, too
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  15. 06-04-13 12:55 PM #50
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    jojo my girlfriend is a big earner, but she is out of her damn mind. I tell her she needs a damn sedative, but she won't listen. the woman gets her way 100% of the time. she has been raised upper middle class and has been spoiled rotten since birth. She has always had her way from her rich daddy and expects to always get her way with me (her daddy rewarded her for tantruming as child, and it is conditioned response that tantruming = get what she wants). she throws hissy fits and gets angry when she doesn't get her way. Ever heard "hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned"? That is her (1000x). she gets PISSED at me over anything and everything (because she's crazy), and one time she got angry and chased me around the apartment with scissors trying to cut my balls off. The woman is crazy. however, she is always there for me when i dont have anyone else in my life. and she earns lot of $. Is me being a gold digger because i am a lazy piece of shit sufficient motive to put up with her crazy temper tantrums? The woman is crazy. But i love cash and she earns LOTS OF IT. She is in charge. My balls literally belong to her. They are in her hand, she puts them in her purse, and she carrys them around. oh and ps her parents think i am a low life and want us to not be together. She has to pretend that we are not dating. She is italian (father from scicily, mother immigrant from calabria), and she is the #1 best cook in the world. Literally. when we go to restaurants she always gets disappointed when she gets her food because she says "this sucks. i cook this better than they do." I hate cooking and having a woman cook for me is best thing ever. i have been with her for 5 years and bought her lots of gold and diamond jewelry (rings, earrings) and since i have 0 social skills and no friends, i feel trapped. She is crazy, but is having a woman that is great cook and big earner enough to put up with all her bullshit? If she cuts my balls off with pair of scissors, will another woman date a eunuch?
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  16. 06-04-13 01:01 PM #51
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    JOJO...Is it even humanly possible to date a girl that makes more money than you??

    I say....NO FUCKKN WAY....just dosent work out...what do you think?
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    Dunno how you do it man lol......even the coolest most hip "cat" gets old....LOL....was in the same kinda thing and i just walked away from it....literally...phone OFF....reply NONE.....

    QUOTE=hockey216;18846250]jojo my girlfriend is a big earner, but she is out of her damn mind. I tell her she needs a damn sedative, but she won't listen. the woman gets her way 100% of the time. she has been raised upper middle class and has been spoiled rotten since birth. She has always had her way from her rich daddy and expects to always get her way with me (her daddy rewarded her for tantruming as child, and it is conditioned response that tantruming = get what she wants). she throws hissy fits and gets angry when she doesn't get her way. Ever heard "hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned"? That is her (1000x). she gets PISSED at me over anything and everything (because she's crazy), and one time she got angry and chased me around the apartment with scissors trying to cut my balls off. The woman is crazy. however, she is always there for me when i dont have anyone else in my life. and she earns lot of $. Is me being a gold digger because i am a lazy piece of shit sufficient motive to put up with her crazy temper tantrums? The woman is crazy. But i love cash and she earns LOTS OF IT. She is in charge. My balls literally belong to her. They are in her hand, she puts them in her purse, and she carrys them around. oh and ps her parents think i am a low life and want us to not be together. She has to pretend that we are not dating. She is italian (father from scicily, mother immigrant from calabria), and she is the #1 best cook in the world. Literally. when we go to restaurants she always gets disappointed when she gets her food because she says "this sucks. i cook this better than they do." I hate cooking and having a woman cook for me is best thing ever. i have been with her for 5 years and bought her lots of gold and diamond jewelry (rings, earrings) and since i have 0 social skills and no friends, i feel trapped. She is crazy, but is having a woman that is great cook and big earner enough to put up with all her bullshit? If she cuts my balls off with pair of scissors, will another woman date a eunuch?[/QUOTE]
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  18. 06-04-13 01:11 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post
    jojo my girlfriend is a big earner, but she is out of her damn mind. I tell her she needs a damn sedative, but she won't listen. the woman gets her way 100% of the time. she has been raised upper middle class and has been spoiled rotten since birth. She has always had her way from her rich daddy and expects to always get her way with me (her daddy rewarded her for tantruming as child, and it is conditioned response that tantruming = get what she wants). she throws hissy fits and gets angry when she doesn't get her way. Ever heard "hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned"? That is her (1000x). she gets PISSED at me over anything and everything (because she's crazy), and one time she got angry and chased me around the apartment with scissors trying to cut my balls off. The woman is crazy. however, she is always there for me when i dont have anyone else in my life. and she earns lot of $. Is me being a gold digger because i am a lazy piece of shit sufficient motive to put up with her crazy temper tantrums? The woman is crazy. But i love cash and she earns LOTS OF IT. She is in charge. My balls literally belong to her. They are in her hand, she puts them in her purse, and she carrys them around. oh and ps her parents think i am a low life and want us to not be together. She has to pretend that we are not dating. She is italian (father from scicily, mother immigrant from calabria), and she is the #1 best cook in the world. Literally. when we go to restaurants she always gets disappointed when she gets her food because she says "this sucks. i cook this better than they do." I hate cooking and having a woman cook for me is best thing ever. i have been with her for 5 years and bought her lots of gold and diamond jewelry (rings, earrings) and since i have 0 social skills and no friends, i feel trapped. She is crazy, but is having a woman that is great cook and big earner enough to put up with all her bullshit? If she cuts my balls off with pair of scissors, will another woman date a eunuch?
    You must be one hard up mutha fukka to be with that trash..........
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  19. 06-04-13 01:37 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Saloon this sh.it. This has absolutely nothing to do with gambling, and yet because a fukktard sbr employee posts it, it's allowed to stay? GTFO outta here with this bull.shit - this ain't ann landers.
    Chillax dude. GTFO of this thread!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Settle down, Jonie.

    I'll be in San Antonio next week attending a Spurs game with John. We will also use this time to discuss your latest performance review. So I'd take heed with your tone.

    Also, please advise Loshak to begin cleaning out his cubicle.

    Thanks babe.
    hey opie let me tell you how I roll now ok pal??

    jacket by SAVILLE ROW
    pants by RALPH LAUREN BLACK LABEL
    shoes by JOHNSTON & MURPHY

    opie i could by and sell you pal
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarpeDime View Post
    hey opie let me tell you how I roll now ok pal??

    jacket by SAVILLE ROW
    pants by RALPH LAUREN BLACK LABEL
    shoes by JOHNSTON & MURPHY

    opie i could by and sell you pal

    Good luck finding a buyer
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    how much to let chili dog chili dog ya
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post

    I have the power to stay this in Players Talk. Don't mess with me Opie SBR John doesn't give a fukk if this stays in PT or not.
    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post

    Chillax dude. GTFO of this thread!!!
    Jo Jo, you WILD THING!I think I love you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Jo Jo, you WILD THING!I think I love you!

    My Head hurts Pauly after listening to that song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    My Head hurts Pauly after listening to that song.
    Sammy was a great comedian who is no longer with us..........RIP
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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    You must be one hard up mutha fukka to be with that trash..........
    please. if a woman that made 6 figures showed up on your door, and was the #1 best cook in the whole world (literally), and she would put up with you being a lazy degenerate gambling slob, you would put up with her bullshit too.
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    C'mon Jo Jo

    Lets do the Humpty dance!!

    All right!
    Stop whatcha doin'
    'cause I'm about to ruin
    the image and the style that ya used to.
    I look funny
    but yo I'm makin' money see
    so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
    Now gather round
    I'm the new fool in town


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    I dunno man...know a guy in the exact situation and its horrible....guy is miserable....
    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post
    please. if a woman that made 6 figures showed up on your door, and was the #1 best cook in the whole world (literally), and she would put up with you being a lazy degenerate gambling slob, you would put up with her bullshit too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post
    she is the #1 best cook in the world. Literally. when we go to restaurants she always gets disappointed when she gets her food because she says "this sucks. i cook this better than they do."
    Man, this this this. I'm a pretty good cook, and I hate going out to restaurants for this reason alone. Combine that with living in Costa Rica (the worst place I've ever been to in terms of their culinary skills and cuisine), and I pretty much have to cook all of my own meals. Going out to eat is nearly always a huge disappointment for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Chillax dude. GTFO of this thread!!!
    Chillax? Learn English.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chilidog View Post
    Chillax? Learn English.
    Chillax is a combination of the words "chill" and "relax". Used to tell someone to calm down. Dude, though English is just my secondary language but I know what I'm talking about. tener un buen día chilidog.

    ...and spanish is my third language by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Jonelyn View Post
    Chillax is a combination of the words "chill" and "relax". Used to tell someone to calm down. Dude, though English is just my secondary language but I know what I'm talking about. tener un buen día chilidog.

    ...and spanish is my third language by the way.
    OMG!!! com-PLETE-ly burried!

    chilidog just got PWNED by Jonlyen!

    GET that traffic baby, drama flat out sells
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyBigNuts View Post
    Is this SBR's strategy to bolster the forum strength?
    Christ.
    I have a much better idea http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/239...-lose-bra.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    I have a much better idea http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/saloon/239...-lose-bra.html
    Thanks for your idea Cent but I'm a woman of integrity and dignity. Never would I do that just to increase traffic.
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