[Carseller4]

I had a dream last night that convinced me to stay.

SBR summoned me to their headquarters, I really didn't want to go, but Shari said she would make it worth my while, so I accepted. So SBR sent their private jet, picked me up and next thing I know I am standing in front of the SBR gods.

"OK, I'm here. What's this all about?" I said, in front of 5 SBR big wigs...including Shari. A huge booming voice spoke saying "There are rumors that you are planning on leaving SBR." That voice was very intimidating, and I meekly responded "Well I was thinking about it because of the treatment I received from Shari." The booming voice then said "We can't have that CS4, you generate a lot of traffic, and views to SBR, you are definitely an asset to SBR, and we can't have you leaving." Well that picked up my confidence real quick! I responded "Well what can be done to correct this situation?" The booming voice responded "What are your wishes?" I said "Obviously I want the 1000 points that were stolen from me returned. I also want the mustache badge that was promised to me by Shari a while back. SBR Black Jack must be changed to a setting where I actually have a chance, and a guarantee that any pair dealt to me in SBR Poker over 10's, results in a win for me." The booming voice just cracked...a very nervous higher pitch voice responded..."Let's break for lunch and see what we can do."

Next thing I know, I'm sitting in front of a huge spread of food with dozens of SBR workers, I was digging in to eat and Jonelyn comes up behind me and says "CS4, I hope this goes well for you, I'm really looking forward to saying your name a lot on my Winners and Losers Report. I replied "Hopefully, more for winning than losing." She laughed, and said "Of course, it would give me great pleasure to mention your name on a daily basis." I gave her a hug and said "I hope these negotiations go well."

After lunch, I am back in the room with the SBR gods. Instead of being greeted by the booming voice, I hear Shari, "CS4, my ignorant actions have caused much distress here at SBR, is there anything I can do to have you forgive me?" I paused, waited a few seconds, and before I could speak, Shari said, "and I do mean ANYTHING." Well being the great carsalesman that I am, I have definitely heard this before. I responded "Calm down Shari, I forgive you, but all I want is my 1000 points back, a mustache badge, and let me pay back my loan to yisman on my terms." Shari turned around back to the SBR gods waiting for a response, I straightened up in anticipation, then the booming voice said "As long as you don't leave SBR, you requests have been granted."

That is when I woke up...as they say in the SBR Casino "Where Dreams Come True"

I sure hope so.

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haha and i bet u believe cartoons are real people too.

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and then tonight u might have a dream with a genie and u might even get three wishes

[Wrigley]

I say you need to get a life 90% of your day is all about SBR CS4, try getting a girlfriend that will get your mind off of SBR

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I say you need to get a life 90% of your day is all about SBR CS4, try getting a girlfriend that will get your mind off of SBR

for most people that would be ideal,but since if he gets a girlfriend,he will need money and u know hes as broke as a homeless man begging on the expressway

[Erock87]

JJ was an asset to SBR - you are more of a drain

[broadway6]

did you wake up wet?

[Footballtime]

Should of been a Wet Dream Carseller....................... Thats the best dream you could have, a wet one.....

[saints7011]

did anyone actually read all that...

[Wrigley]

did anyone actually read all that...

Was it suppose to be funny I don't expect any of the major tv networks to be calling CS4 to write comedy for them if that was a audition script for them.

[Carseller4]

Was it suppose to be funny I don't expect any of the major tv networks to be calling CS4 to write comedy for them if that was a audition script for them.

Had an offer from the Comedy Network to join their forum.

But they don't offer betpoints, so I turned them down.

[shari91]

The only problem with this is that the big booming voice at SBR is the one who actually decided to finally drop the hammer on your degen ass... I'm just the messenger. Anyone else doesn't stand a chance at changing anything.

GL Carseller - people in the world are counting down days to their executions, house repossessions, surgeries for their children or themselves, etc while you're fretting about betpoints... maybe time to finally gain some much needed perspective and step away from the computer. Will do you a world of good.