1. 08-04-12 08:19 AM #1
    jjgold
    jjgold's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-20-05
    Posts: 388,190
    Betpoints: 10

    Analyze My Latest Slump For To Win 25 Points..Whats Going Wrong?

    Best answer 25 points

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 08-04-12 08:22 AM #2
    Br0nxer
    July 2012 Poster of the Month
    Br0nxer's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-25-11
    Posts: 13,665
    Betpoints: 888

    looks like a classic case of being a fukkin balljuggling dartchucking prikk
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 2 times . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: CarpeDime, and The Kraken
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote 2
  3. 08-04-12 08:23 AM #3
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 08-04-12 08:24 AM #4
    Kelloggs
    Fancy a sausage, russia ?
    Kelloggs's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-14-08
    Posts: 958
    Betpoints: 3393

    You suck at betting ?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 08-04-12 08:28 AM #5
    19th Hole
    19th Hole's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-22-09
    Posts: 17,844
    Betpoints: 10300

    You're taking the wrong sides.

    Plastic surgery and a hair transplant
    might help...if not..you'll feel
    better losing.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 08-04-12 08:29 AM #6
    SnickerDoodles
    SnickerDoodles's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-25-12
    Posts: 483
    Betpoints: 7

    Because you made the bets at 5 in the morning.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 08-04-12 08:31 AM #7
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Its your avatar u fukkin prikk

    Get a new fukkin avatar
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 08-04-12 08:31 AM #8
    Grits n' Gravy
    Bigdaddyqh diddles kids
    Grits n' Gravy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-10-10
    Posts: 13,024
    Betpoints: 41120

    You bumped your head doing chinups.
    You became buds with tt and his loserdom rubbed off.
    Brock is making your sheet plays.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 08-04-12 08:32 AM #9
    rm18
    Update your status
    rm18's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-20-05
    Posts: 22,291
    Betpoints: 207814

    you do not work out before betting you just woke up and chucked darts
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 08-04-12 08:32 AM #10
    19th Hole
    19th Hole's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-22-09
    Posts: 17,844
    Betpoints: 10300

    Quote Originally Posted by SnickerDoodles View Post
    Because you made the bets at 5 in the morning.
    Doesn't explain the 8:20 wagers.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 08-04-12 08:35 AM #11
    19th Hole
    19th Hole's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-22-09
    Posts: 17,844
    Betpoints: 10300

    Quit masturbating before the wagers....do it while wagering.
    You get on the Win column.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 08-04-12 08:39 AM #12
    RealSlimShady
    RealSlimShady's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-24-07
    Posts: 6,249
    Betpoints: 11489

    You should offer 250points for analyzing your 14 year drought with women!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 08-04-12 08:40 AM #13
    Ghenghis Kahn
    Best Baller on SBR
    Ghenghis Kahn's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 01-02-12
    Posts: 19,735
    Betpoints: 2261

    your problem is easy to fix. write down the teams you really like and just go with the opposite side. try this for a week. guarantee you'll start winning.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 08-04-12 08:42 AM #14
    19th Hole
    19th Hole's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-22-09
    Posts: 17,844
    Betpoints: 10300

    Get the neighborhood skank to
    crawl under your desk and gobble your rooster
    while you are wagering. It will clear you mind of all losing
    thoughts and set you on your winning way.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 08-04-12 08:45 AM #15
    BIGDAY
    angelman.org
    BIGDAY's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-17-10
    Posts: 48,241
    Betpoints: 24866

    You might have serious issues.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 08-04-12 08:59 AM #16
    Extra Innings
    Extra Innings's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-26-10
    Posts: 15,058
    Betpoints: 315

    You enjoy the rebates at Rebatewager
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 08-04-12 09:05 AM #17
    billysink
    billysink's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-29-09
    Posts: 5,172
    Betpoints: 0

    I don't think there is any handicapping process involved in your plays at all. You keep flailing away at Toronto, a team that is mired in a long losing streak, beat up and irrelevant.

    You bet Philadelphia who can't fukkin score to save their lives and the Angels who are always overvalued when playing tough competition.

    I sense that the problem is that you identify with these teams because they are such parallels to yourself. They are beat up, losers, can't fukkin score and are overvalued.

    You wander through life with the misconception that you will eventually be a winner. We all know this has little probability of taking place.

    Your wagering selections are a reflection of your persona,

    You can't fade yourself in life, you're a little barreled in with the obvious. You will never be a winner, never score or have any value.

    However I am certain that even you have figured out to fade your own spreadsheet by this point. If not, you are in far worse shape than I thought.
    Nomination(s):
    This post was nominated 1 time . To view the nominated thread please click here. People who nominated: Mikeyanks23
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote 1
  18. 08-04-12 09:16 AM #18
    Madison
    Madison's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 09-16-11
    Posts: 5,622
    Betpoints: 13593

    Phil ... tossup , no business betting
    Mets ... Knucklers go in streaks. Reasonable effort but he has to be lights out. It's the Mets and Dickey hasn't been at the top of his game.
    Balt ... clear mismatch. No business betting here.
    LAA ... bad luck here. bet was ok.
    Tor ... You bet on a poor pitcher against a rising star. Not awful though considering the odds.

    Why wouldn't you have taken say Vogelsong vs the worst pitcher in baseball?

    I'd give you some picks but I'm red hot and well you know ...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 08-04-12 09:22 AM #19
    BigDeem5
    2013-2016 NBA: 461-378-24 +52.65u
    BigDeem5's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-26-11
    Posts: 17,190
    Betpoints: 2158

    JJ, I hit a cold streak too it happens. Keep plugging away corbin
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 08-04-12 09:35 AM #20
    Lo$t
    BTC go brrrrrr
    Lo$t's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-03-10
    Posts: 787
    Betpoints: 48

    Cwissy thinks jjgold has too big bankroll and too small penis.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 08-04-12 09:46 AM #21
    borednaz
    Swing Piggy Swing!
    borednaz's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-28-10
    Posts: 3,809
    Betpoints: 0

    Lets sum this up. You bet to many games. Each day there is probably 1 game that even Brock could cap. But it's usually high chalk. Instead of just betting one game & dealing with outcome, we're all stupid fukks who need action. Not having a bet when there are still games on is sacralige.
    Points Awarded:

    aggieshawn gave borednaz 77 SBR Point(s) for this post.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 08-04-12 10:03 AM #22
    SteelRain
    SteelRain's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-13-12
    Posts: 2,806
    Betpoints: 6789

    lol baseball will bury anyone with that many picks per day
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 08-04-12 10:36 AM #23
    manny24
    pay Bobby
    manny24's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-22-07
    Posts: 20,088
    Betpoints: 649

    need today's sheet coach...thanks.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 08-04-12 10:42 AM #24
    Smoke
    Smoke's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-09
    Posts: 48,111
    Betpoints: 1510

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 08-04-12 10:43 AM #25
    Gruntworker
    Gruntworker's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 02-12-11
    Posts: 776
    Betpoints: 3899

    Too many games... seriously coach, just bet opposite all your picks for a month and see what happens.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 08-04-12 11:00 AM #26
    minet123
    Is JJ a Higher Power ?
    minet123's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-17-07
    Posts: 10,280
    Betpoints: 3753

    Because Summer Fill In JJ
    just got 1st shift JJ's pw and not his handicapping skills
    1st shift JJ is one of the top 3 spot bettors on the planet
    Summer Fill in JJ ...is just that-a fill in
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 08-04-12 11:05 AM #27
    PAULYPOKER
    I slipped Tricky Dick a hit of LSD!
    PAULYPOKER's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-06-08
    Posts: 36,585
    Betpoints: 1

    Analyze My Latest Slump For To Win 25 Points..Whats Going Wrong?

    You trust your skills...................

    Pay someone to set up a fade JJ trust fund account..............
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  28. 08-04-12 11:36 AM #28
    dodger33
    Kershnasty
    dodger33's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-14-09
    Posts: 3,962
    Betpoints: 244

    This is too easy. You are picking losers not winners. I have a simple fix. Pick a fukkin winner. Start with the Padres tonight.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  29. 08-04-12 11:57 AM #29
    manny24
    pay Bobby
    manny24's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-22-07
    Posts: 20,088
    Betpoints: 649

    you need to bust out the plate...chop up a gorilla finger...then throw that ish out the window and roll one of these...winners will come to you.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  30. 08-04-12 11:59 AM #30
    CanuckG
    CanuckG's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-23-10
    Posts: 21,951
    Betpoints: 584

    You're letting your son Jeffrey make the picks on your spreadsheet

    Real JJ picks are confidential.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  31. 08-04-12 12:06 PM #31
    Balco10
    Balco10's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-11-10
    Posts: 5,478
    Betpoints: 204

    Good thing your only air betting. This is why you don't play with real money. Very easy too lose your shorts in baseball.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  32. 08-04-12 04:30 PM #32
    mathdotcom
    mathdotcom's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-24-08
    Posts: 11,689
    Betpoints: 1943

    jj loves to bet the theory that certain teams are DUE

    he would do better following the HOT theory
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Top
« Previous Thread | Players Talk | Next Thread »