1. #1
    SprayBoy
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    sbr casino fun

    I know there have been an amazing number of these posts put here before, and that playing in the casino tends to have catastrophic results to one's sbr point bank...but this is just ridiculous. I hadn't played it in quite a long time and just wanted to play a few.

    I played 14 hands.... the dealer did not once, I mean literally not even once have anything less than 18 (and was only 18 twice). I will post the hand history if anyone would like to see but it's massive so I don't want to clutter this thread.

    The dealer's hands went as follows:

    20, 20, 19, 20, 21, 18, 19, 19, 21, 18, 20, 20, 21, 21

    The statistical probability of this actually happening are beyond reason. Of course it's my own decision to play the hands, so I just hope I can save some of you some points with this reminder!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SprayBoy View Post
    I know there have been an amazing number of these posts put here before, and that playing in the casino tends to have catastrophic results to one's sbr point bank...but this is just ridiculous. I hadn't played it in quite a long time and just wanted to play a few.

    I played 14 hands.... the dealer did not once, I mean literally not even once have anything less than 18 (and was only 18 twice). I will post the hand history if anyone would like to see but it's massive so I don't want to clutter this thread.

    The dealer's hands went as follows:

    20, 20, 19, 20, 21, 18, 19, 19, 21, 18, 20, 20, 21, 21

    The statistical probability of this actually happening are beyond reason. Of course it's my own decision to play the hands, so I just hope I can save some of you some points with this reminder!
    Tough break, Walker needs a new truck so the doom switch is on in the casino. Walker wins as per the usual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Tough break, Walker needs a new truck so the doom switch is on in the casino. Walker wins as per the usual.
    Agreed....time to go watch some breaking bad to ease the pain

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    Hey boy what exactly do you spray?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Hey boy what exactly do you spray?
    It's an anagram for something; and it so happens to re-assemble into something semi-comprehensible

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    Quote Originally Posted by SprayBoy View Post
    It's an anagram for something; and it so happens to re-assemble into something semi-comprehensible
    Im not very good at these things but let me guess...

    FaceBlaster?

    I love it!

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    I spray like a monster when I release

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    Yea typical in this casino. I lose every single day in there almost. Pretty quickly. Yesterday out of 6 hands the dealer had 20 or 21 every time. I won 1 hand with a 21 against a 20.

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    WTF? There were two 18's???
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    WTF? There were two 18's???
    I almost spit out my Coke when I read that

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    WTF? There were two 18's???
    You've healed my wounds with this post

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    Quote Originally Posted by SprayBoy View Post
    You've healed my wounds with this post
    Spray boy you in cowtown?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frizzelli View Post
    Spray boy you in cowtown?
    Neg - east coast Canada...but love the Flames (especially igi/kipper)

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR_John View Post
    WTF? There were two 18's???

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    As if I nominated John's post and then got flooded right after...

    Time Description Bet Result
    15:26:25
    Player Hand 19 9♥ Q♥
    Dealer Hand 21 A♣ Q♠ BlackJack
    38.00 -38.00
    15:26:10
    Player Hand 21 9♥ 2♠ Q♥ Hit
    Dealer Hand 18 3♦ 3♥ 2♦ 4♠ 6♦ Hit, Hit, Hit, Stand
    19.00 19.00
    15:25:52
    Player Hand 15 5♠ K♦ Surrender
    Dealer Hand 14 3♠ A♣
    30.00 -15.00
    15:25:46
    Player Hand 17 8♥ 9♥ Stand
    Dealer Hand 17 Q♥ 7♠ Stand
    30.00 .00
    15:25:35
    Player Hand 18 Q♦ 8♥ Stand
    Dealer Hand 19 6♣ K♣ 3♠ Hit, Stand
    75.00 -75.00
    15:25:27
    Player Hand 20 K♥ T♣ Stand
    Dealer Hand 21 3♣ 4♥ 5♣ 9♣ Hit, Hit, Stand
    75.00 -75.00
    15:25:18
    Player Hand 19 9♣ K♦ Stand
    Dealer Hand 20 6♣ 9♥ 5♦ Hit, Stand
    50.00 -50.00
    15:25:09
    Player Hand 18 4♠ 4♣ J♥ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 19 K♣ 9♠ Stand
    50.00 -50.00
    15:25:01
    Player Hand 15 Q♠ 5♣ Surrender
    Dealer Hand 17 7♦ K♥
    25.00 -12.50
    15:24:52
    Player Hand 24 4♠ 2♠ 8♣ Q♦ Hit, Hit, Bust
    Dealer Hand 16 7♥ 9♣
    25.00 -25.00
    15:24:43
    Player Hand 13 3♦ Q♦ Stand
    Dealer Hand 21 9♣ 2♠ Q♠ Hit, Stand
    10.00 -10.00
    15:24:35
    Player Hand 18 8♠ Q♣ Stand
    Dealer Hand 21 6♥ 5♥ T♣ Hit, Stand
    15.00 -15.00
    15:24:27
    Player Hand 21 K♣ A♠ BlackJack
    Dealer Hand 7 4♦ 3♦ Stand
    50.00 60.00
    15:24:16
    Player Hand 15 3♦ 2♥ Q♥ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 17 J♦ 3♣ 4♠ Hit, Stand
    25.00 -25.00
    15:24:04
    Player Hand 14 4♣ 8♥ 2♥ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 17 J♣ 6♣ A♠ Hit, Stand
    15.00 -15.00
    15:23:56
    Player Hand 20 T♠ K♠
    Dealer Hand 21 Q♠ A♦ BlackJack
    10.00 -10.00
    15:23:40
    Player Hand 17 A♠ 6♣ 5♣ 5♠ Hit, Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 19 9♥ Q♥ Stand
    5.00 -5.00
    15:23:30
    Player Hand 16 9♥ 7♣
    Dealer Hand 21 Q♥ A♣ BlackJack
    10.00 -10.00

    Dealer got 21 six times out of like 15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottie2005 View Post
    I almost spit out my Coke when I read that
    Common guy maybe that's cause you're not supposed to eat it

    FaceBlaster do you wanna hang out sometime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Common guy maybe that's cause you're not supposed to eat it

    FaceBlaster do you wanna hang out sometime?
    FaceBlaster would be honoured to

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    I spray like Ron Jeremy

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    FaceBlaster I really like the way you spell honoured like a foreigner

    I've never been sprayed by a foreigner

    Can't wait FaceBlaster

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    I spray like a young mom to be

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    I spray like a jew at a coinstar machine

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    smoker how does your milk taste?

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    02:09:53
    Player Hand 15 3♣ 4♠ 8♠ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 21 2♠ 6♠ 8♥ 5♦ Hit, Hit, Stand
    200.00 -200.00
    02:09:49
    Player Hand 17 J♣ 7♥ Stand
    Dealer Hand 20 Q♣ 4♦ 6♠ Hit, Stand
    200.00 -200.00
    02:09:45
    Player Hand 16 3♥ 7♥ 6♦ Double
    Dealer Hand 21 A♦ 2♣ 8♠ Hit, Stand
    400.00 -400.00
    02:09:41
    Player Hand 17 8♥ 3♦ 6♣ Double
    Dealer Hand 18 2♠ 7♠ 3♦ 4♣ 2♣ Hit, Hit, Hit, Stand
    400.00 -400.00
    02:09:39
    Player Hand 20 T♥ K♣
    Dealer Hand 21 A♣ J♦ BlackJack
    200.00 -200.00

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    Sbr Casino "where your worst casino nightmare becomes reality"

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    Sorry guys, blackjack has been a little cold. Racebook has been hot and players doing well on baseball past 3 days. The casino seemed to be getting ahead of quota probably so it can join the fun and get hot and just start spitting points out. Making dreams come true can be a bit uneven at times.

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    unbelievable John. Lost like 8K points.

    Got outblackjacked about 3/1 and doubling down on 11 yielded repeated 1-5 cards.

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    Sorry about that streak. Nothing more frustrating than missing all the doubles and splits. The streaks go both ways as your iPad badge will attest to.

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    John!

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    Bunch of blackjack BCS, especially the last hand. Split AA and get AAs, which you're not allowed to act on.


    00:29:12
    Player Hand 17 7♣ K♦ Stand
    Dealer Hand 18 6♥ 7♠ 5♥ Hit, Stand
    15.00 -15.00
    00:29:05
    Player Hand 17 7♣ 4♥ 6♠ Double
    Dealer Hand 20 2♥ K♥ 8♦ Hit, Stand
    50.00 -50.00
    00:28:58
    Player Hand 20 7♠ 2♠ A♠ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 18 J♥ 6♥ 2♥ Hit, Stand
    25.00 25.00
    00:28:53
    Player Hand 19 5♥ 9♦ 5♣ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 20 5♠ 7♣ 4♣ 4♦ Hit, Hit, Stand
    25.00 -25.00
    00:28:47
    Player Hand 1 12 A♣ A♠ 100.00 -100.00
    Player Hand 2 12 A♥ A♣ Split 100.00 -100.00
    Dealer Hand 19 9♥ Q♠ Stand
    200.00 -200.00
    00:28:11
    Player Hand 1 14 6♠ 2♦ 6♣ Hit, Stand 100.00 -100.00
    Player Hand 2 18 6♦ 2♠ K♥ Split, Hit, Stand 100.00 -100.00
    Dealer Hand 20 K♣ 6♥ 4♠ Hit, Stand
    200.00 -200.00
    00:28:05
    Player Hand 24 Q♠ 2♣ 3♦ 9♦ Hit, Hit, Bust
    Dealer Hand 17 J♦ 7♦
    100.00 -100.00
    00:28:01
    Player Hand 13 6♣ 7♣ Stand
    Dealer Hand 19 Q♦ 2♣ 7♣ Hit, Stand
    100.00 -100.00
    00:27:57
    Player Hand 16 6♥ K♥ Surrender
    Dealer Hand 20 Q♥ T♥
    100.00 -50.00
    00:27:49
    Player Hand 25 2♠ T♦ A♠ 2♥ K♦ Hit, Hit, Hit, Bust
    Dealer Hand 15 5♦ K♥
    100.00 -100.00
    00:27:35
    Player Hand 17 K♥ 4♥ 3♣ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 20 Q♦ T♠ Stand
    100.00 -100.00
    00:27:29
    Player Hand 23 3♥ K♥ T♥ Hit, Bust
    Dealer Hand 20 A♠ 9♦
    100.00 -100.00

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    Bunch of blackjack BCS, especially the last hand. Split AA and get AAs, which you're not allowed to act on.
    Yisman just paid your hosting fees for a year... do us all a favour and change the top line of BJ games (3 handed, 1 handed, and single deck) to allow you to act after splitting aces. I think it only gives the player like 0.02% better...

    HELP US HELP YOU

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    13 losses in a row, not counting one push. Includes the usual double down story


    22:28:57
    Player Hand 17 7♥ K♣ Stand
    Dealer Hand 19 J♠ 9♣ Stand
    15.00 -15.00
    22:28:49
    Player Hand 22 4♠ 5♠ 4♦ 9♦ Hit, Hit, Bust
    Dealer Hand 20 J♠ Q♦
    35.00 -35.00
    22:28:42
    Player Hand 20 3♥ 6♠ A♦ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 21 A♥ A♦ 4♥ 7♠ 8♥ Hit, Hit, Hit, Stand
    35.00 -35.00
    22:28:38
    Player Hand 18 9♣ 9♥
    Dealer Hand 21 T♣ A♦ BlackJack
    35.00 -35.00
    22:28:32
    Player Hand 20 Q♠ 4♥ 6♠ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 20 T♥ T♠ Stand
    35.00 .00
    22:28:27
    Player Hand 18 3♠ 5♥ T♣ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 20 T♠ K♥ Stand
    35.00 -35.00
    22:28:22
    Player Hand 16 2♥ 5♠ 9♣ Hit, Stand
    Dealer Hand 20 2♠ 6♣ 2♠ J♣ Hit, Hit, Stand
    35.00 -35.00
    22:28:19
    Player Hand 15 5♠ T♦ Surrender
    Dealer Hand 15 5♠ J♥
    35.00 -17.50
    22:28:15
    Player Hand 12 K♥ 2♠ Stand
    Dealer Hand 20 T♦ 5♥ 5♠ Hit, Stand
    35.00 -35.00
    22:28:12
    Player Hand 14 4♠ T♦ Stand
    Dealer Hand 21 7♣ 2♥ 2♦ Q♣ Hit, Hit, Stand
    35.00 -35.00
    22:28:08
    Player Hand 13 2♥ A♠ Q♦ Double
    Dealer Hand 17 4♦ 5♥ 8♠ Hit, Stand
    70.00 -70.00
    22:28:04
    Player Hand 13 8♦ 2♥ 3♣ Double
    Dealer Hand 17 3♦ 9♥ 2♥ 3♠ Hit, Hit, Stand
    70.00 -70.00
    22:28:02
    Player Hand 16 K♥ 6♥
    Dealer Hand 21 A♦ Q♥ BlackJack
    35.00 -35.00
    22:27:58
    Player Hand 15 7♠ 8♦ Surrender
    Dealer Hand 20 J♥ T♦
    35.00 -17.50

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    This is also pretty good. Four dealer blackjacks in seven hands.


    22:43:37
    Player Hand 15 4♣ A♠
    Dealer Hand 21 A♣ Q♥ BlackJack
    5.00 -5.00
    22:43:35
    Player Hand 16 5♦ A♣
    Dealer Hand 21 A♣ J♥ BlackJack
    5.00 -5.00
    22:43:30
    Player Hand 22 6♣ 2♥ 8♦ 6♥ Hit, Hit, Bust
    Dealer Hand 19 9♦ K♠
    5.00 -5.00
    22:43:26
    Player Hand 23 5♣ 8♠ Q♣ Hit, Bust
    Dealer Hand 15 5♠ T♦
    5.00 -5.00
    22:43:22
    Player Hand 17 A♠ 5♠ A♥ Double
    Dealer Hand 22 6♦ 6♦ T♠ Hit, Bust
    10.00 10.00
    22:43:20
    Player Hand 20 J♥ J♥
    Dealer Hand 21 A♥ T♥ BlackJack
    5.00 -5.00
    22:43:18
    Player Hand 12 Q♥ 2♥
    Dealer Hand 21 A♣ K♠ BlackJack
    5.00 -5.00

  33. #33
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    I had a good run a couple days ago last week(won total of around 7-8k, but then gave like 6 of it back.

    Still cannot understand how I play three hands at a time and are lucky if I can keep almost even with number of natural 20's and BJ that dealer gets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    I had a good run a couple days ago last week(won total of around 7-8k, but then gave like 6 of it back.
    I have days exactly like this playing BJ but it seems like it remembers hand history. I clear 4-5k and don't play for two months first time I play again I'm giving at least half of it back.

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    If you learn to enjoy losing then the Casino can be fun. We just have the wrong attitude that's all. We are supposed to laugh, have fun and continue playing until our funds are all gone. Pay no attention to the fact that the most long shot happenings in the house favor continue. Enjoy losing. Keep playing at the Sbr Casino.

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