1. 06-07-12 06:28 PM #1
    SBR Lou
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    SBR is giving away one FREE 550pt entry in SAT POKER

    SBR Poker Saturday: Professional Tourney

    SBR is staking one lucky player the 500+50 point entry fee.

    Reply to this thread with the most convincing reason why you should be given the stake. Be creative! Video a plus.

    Fine-print
    1. SBR will determine who wins the stake by Sat at noon ET. SBR will then transfer 550 pts to winner's account for the entry fee.
    2. SBR will take 50% cut of user winnings.
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  2. 06-07-12 06:31 PM #2
    tatddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by SBR Lou View Post
    2. SBR will take 50% cut of user winnings.
    Haha....now that's CLASSIC!
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  3. 06-07-12 06:36 PM #3
    wtt0315
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    yeah not really giving away a seat if you take half the winnings. Thats more like staking the player. So if you win 1000 sbr poker points does sbr have to rollover the 500 before they cash out?
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  4. 06-07-12 06:49 PM #4
    downsouth
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    I cannot afford the entry.
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  5. 06-07-12 06:52 PM #5
    a4u2fear
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    Ugh
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  6. 06-07-12 06:52 PM #6
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    I'm 30K Points in debt and this could put another dent into the total. Pick Me!
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  7. 06-07-12 06:53 PM #7
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    I am NEGATIVE 40,000 pts in the sbr book/casino

    basically i will give it back by sundown

    -stash
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  8. 06-07-12 06:56 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    I cannot afford the entry.
    You guys might as well stay home if you think this will get you the staking.

    Put on your thinking caps. Some good replies so far, a little more color.

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  9. 06-07-12 06:59 PM #9
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    Waiting 6 weeks and counting for an SBR Store order which won't go thru while ~4000 points sit in limbo and I'm paying interest on a bunch of it.

    Do I qualify for a stake?
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  10. 06-07-12 07:00 PM #10
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    I don't know how to even play poker and would be out after 5 minutes, that is a perfect reason to give me the entry.There is 0% risk for the company.
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  11. 06-07-12 07:05 PM #11
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    I usually win these promos so you would get your winnings back
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  12. 06-07-12 07:05 PM #12
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    pick me.jpg


    I have 4 rollovers I still need to hit and no points and want to play. Pick me
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  13. 06-07-12 07:06 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by k13 View Post
    Waiting 6 weeks and counting for an SBR Store order which won't go thru while ~4000 points sit in limbo and I'm paying interest on a bunch of it.

    Do I qualify for a stake?
    whats the story on this k13?

    can a mod help release this 5k? have u tried email/pm/live chat? (i am sure)

    -stash
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  14. 06-07-12 07:08 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by beefcake View Post
    I don't know how to even play poker and would be out after 5 minutes, that is a perfect reason to give me the entry.There is 0% risk for the company.
    the point of this would actually be to pick someone with a good chance.
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  15. 06-07-12 07:19 PM #15
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  16. 06-07-12 07:22 PM #16
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    Reasons:
    -first to register so no bribe was required to play.
    -Cause I really don't care if I get the free entry or not.
    Last edited by aggieshawn; 06-07-12 at 09:55 PM.
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  17. 06-07-12 07:22 PM #17
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    Can I be sponsored by SBR, then come in first overall in the tournament, and everyone is happy? Seems about right for SBR Poker.
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  18. 06-07-12 07:23 PM #18
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  19. 06-07-12 07:35 PM #19
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    I will tell you my sad life story about why I deserve the free 550 point poker entry.

    (deep breath)

    I was handcuffed to the bed.. In my underwear, (sighs) where I remained.. She was attractive.. She was, also, in fact, a Nazi..

    The water.. that I had been swimming in was.. very cold. And, when I dropped the towel, there was.. significant shrinkage..

    Her parents were looking at me.. So, there I was, with a marble rye hanging from the end of a fishing pole..

    In closing, these stories have not been embellished, because - they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short,
    stocky, slow witted bald man.

    Thank you.
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  20. 06-07-12 07:38 PM #20
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  21. 06-07-12 07:53 PM #21
    DiggityDaggityDo
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    Give it to me and I will take pictures of myself and post them wearing sbr panties YET AGAIN. but this time I will do rear end shots and on my butt cheeks in either black, red or blue sharpie marker (you choose the color) will be SBRFORUM.COM.
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  22. 06-07-12 08:33 PM #22
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    Ok Here is my spill. I owe 3 good sizes loans. Winning this could get me out of debt and secretstash off my back. 2. I have been here well over 5 years and have never cashed out anything due to the video poker at this place and my addiction to that game. I usually am pretty good at getting a stake back when I am being staked so you have a good shot at get 50 percent back for you. I am a mets,Hawks and Broncos fan so my sports life sucks. I have no ghosts which is a rareity here. I am usually the nicest guy in poker and usually am a good loser unlike some. I have a mean ass Colombian girlfriend who this poker tournment allows me 1 hour away from her on a weekend day which is good for me. Lou if you sponser me I will never say another negative thing about you.
    Thanks for your time
    I would take a picture of me with something from sbr, but the only thing I have from sbr is nothing.
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  23. 06-07-12 09:09 PM #23
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    Saturday is my birthday. Would make a nice birthday present.
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  24. 06-07-12 09:38 PM #24
    JohnGalt2341
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    I don't need the Stake for myself... I need it for my dying Grandmother. You see... she only has 3 days to live. Unless of course... she can get her life saving surgery performed on Sunday. The Hospital is requiring 8,000 betpoints paid up front to perform the surgery on my Grandmother. If my Grandmother does not get the surgery she will die. Let me tell you a bit about my Grandmother... she's a loving, black, paraplegic, lesbian, Christian, midget, War Veteran. Needless to say... she has faced many obstacles in her life. A life that she dedicated to helping other people just like herself. If I can place in this tournament I will have enough betpoints to pay for her surgery. If SBR doesn't let me play in this tournament for free I will likely not play in the tournament at all and my Grandmother will surely die.
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  25. 06-07-12 09:40 PM #25
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    I have a wife, 4 kids(all boys), 3 dogs and a baby on the way! Do you guys know how many SBR Pizzas it takes to keep a pregnant woman happy?? I need to stock up on Pizza cards before they eat me out of a home. I can buy several with 50% of the winnings from this buy in. I don't have the points for the buy in but with the sponsored buy in you guys could save a guy from anorexia
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  26. 06-07-12 09:52 PM #26
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    Enuf Said

    Poker Sharks.
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  27. 06-07-12 09:54 PM #27
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    I'd let the house keep 60% of the winnings and make a donation to charity
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  28. 06-07-12 10:48 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by MexicanStallion View Post
    I'm 30K Points in debt and this could put another dent into the total. Pick Me!
    lol yeah pick MexicanStallion, he owes a bunch of people a total of 30K points ever since his sportsbook went bankrupt last year. He is paying everybody back slowly but give him a chance to pay people back faster if he can win something in this poker game.
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  29. 06-07-12 11:05 PM #29
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    Pick me ,have you ,ceck my record lately ??
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  30. 06-07-12 11:17 PM #30
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    I have a small and insignificant genitalia.
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  31. 06-08-12 12:10 AM #31
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    i love sbr
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  32. 06-08-12 12:10 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Papageorgio View Post
    I have a small and insignificant genitalia.
    lol
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  33. 06-08-12 12:45 AM #33
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    The last Vegas bash I went to I did an upgrade on my room to a suite at the desk.
    I guess since I was there with SBR they put me near the SBR guys who had suites.
    Two doors down from me I noticed one night SBRLou was using that suite...I knew
    who he was because I kept pounding him at poker. Well one night I'm returning
    to my room an I notice his suite door was cracked open and some strange noises
    were coming out/ I went to the door an knocked the door kind of just opened on it's
    own. I really didnt know what to do but the noises I heard in the bedroom didnt sound
    right ....almost painfull. I couldnt help it I had to go look I poked my head in an guys
    all I can say is I was in shock. What did I see
    Well give me the entry I wont say ....give the entry to anyone else Im posting who it was
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  34. 06-08-12 12:54 AM #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by aggieshawn View Post
    Poker Sharks.
    Man, I wanna fukk that chick on the right so bad!!!
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  35. 06-08-12 01:38 AM #35
    dj_destroyer
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    I won May POTM.
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