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    SBR Chris
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    NFL Dead Pool 2012 in SBR Sportsbook: Who will croak next?

    NFL Death Pool at the SBR SPORTSBOOK

    Another NFL player has passed way before his time. SBR asks, who's next?

    They make their living as elite athletes in a game that glorifies speed, agility and brute strength. Professional football players start as little boys in great big pads but grow up to be great big men in padding not so big anymore. After countless hours spent practicing and playing from Pop Warner to the NFL, the average player has taken a merciless beating and the effects manifest long after his playing days over.
    And so it was with Junior Seau, a sure-fire first ballot Hall of Famer when he becomes eligible, is the latest in a series of tragic stories of NFL players unable to live with the toll taken from a life spent participating in the brutal ballet we watch each Sunday.
    While nobody wishes ill on any player active or retired, the fact that so many players are claimed before their expiration date is now fodder for SBR debate. Whether it be by their own hand or being in the wrong place at the wrong time (Momma always told me nothing good happens after midnight), professional football players have a knack for premature and often violent endings. Let's take a look at the odds on favorites for the next tragic headline.


    Art Schlichter -
    If you have never heard of Art Schlichter then you just haven't been around the game long enough. Chosen fourth overall by the then Baltimore Colts in the 1982 draft, he was banned from playing pro ball due to a gambling addiction back in the mid 80's and was then arrested throughout the years on a variety of charges that all stemmed from his insatiable thirst for action. He is currently serving a concurrent 10 year sentence for fleecing millions of dollars from unsuspecting investors (had none of them ever heard about this guy?!). Many dangers lurk in prison but none more so than the danger Schlichter may cause to himself.
    Ryan Leaf -
    When you hear the name Ryan Leaf, think "Schlichter the Younger" and substitute a drug problem for a gambling addiction. Like Schlichter, Leaf was a top five overall pick and failed to live up to the lofty expectations from scouts and coaches alike. He was recently out on bail on burglary and drug charges only to be arrested 4 days later on virtually identical charges. He is looking at a long stretch and he too will face the same dangers in prison as will Schlichter.

    Terrell Owens -
    The real estate market tanked about the same time as Owens' pass catching skills and that was a double dose of disaster for the former 49'ers star wide receiver. Eighty million dollars later and all he has to show for it are the creditors lining up at his doorstep. At 38 years old Owens is persona non grata in any NFL training camp and now he's got to tell his baby mamas, all four, there's nothing left in the piggy bank.

    OJ Simpson -
    Over 15 years ago former Bills standout OJ Simpson assembled a dream team of lawyers who buffaloed a jury into acquitting him of the double murder of his former wife Nicole Brown Simpson and a young man named Ron Goldman, who just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Simpson is now in prison for armed robbery on a separate charge and his future looks bleak. But one would think that if he was going to do himself in, he would have done so on that fateful day back in '94 when he led police on a low speed chase with best friend Al Cowlings in the driver's seat.

    Any member of the '94 Chargers -
    Former member of the '94 Chargers call it a curse but others might call it bad luck...really bad. Dating back to David Grigg's fatal car crash in 1995 to the apparent suicide of Junior Seau just recently, eight members of this squad have died and all before reaching the age of 45. Super Creepy.

    Place your bets.

    EXOTIC BETTING - Sep 01
    Sep 01 - 12:00 AM NFL PLAYERS DEADPOOL 2012: PLAYER MUST DIE
    1 ADAM "PACMAN" JONES +14000
    2 TROY AIKMAN +15000
    3 BRETT FAVRE +16000
    4 CAM NETWON +12000
    5 MICHAEL VICK +32000
    6 RANDY MOSS +31000
    7 TOM BRADY +17000
    8 CASE KEENUM +18000
    9 JONATHAN JOSEPH +19000
    10 ANDREW LUCK +21000
    11 ROBERT GRIFFIN III +15000
    12 JOSEPH ADAI +14000
    13 DONNIE AVERY +13000
    14 PEYTON MANNING +12000
    15 MIKE HOLMES +28000
    16 JEREMY ROSS +27000
    17 ELI MANNING +29000
    18 CARSON PALMER +26000
    19 MICHAEL BUSH +25000
    20 REGGIE BUSH +8500
    21 JAMES BRYANT +14000
    22 DAMIEN BERRY +16000
    23 LAGARRETTE BLOUNT +5000
    24 JAMAL CHARLES +29000
    25 TONY GERHART +15000
    26 TONY GONZALEZ +14000
    27 KEVIN KOLB +15000
    28 CHRISTIAN PONDER +16000
    29 DREW BREES +12000
    30 MARK SANCHEZ +19000
    31 TIM TEBOW +2500
    32 KELLEN CLEMENS +18000
    33 REX GROSSMAN +25000
    34 BEN ROETHLISBERGER +17000
    35 PHILIP RIVERS +16000
    36 ALEX SMITH +15000
    37 TARVARIS JACKSON +19000
    38 TONY ROMO +21000
    39 AARON RODGERS +22000
    40 MATT RYAN +29000
    41 ART SCHLICHTER +500
    42 RYAN LEAF +500
    43 TERRELL OWENS +700
    44 OJ SIMPSON +300
    45 ANY MEMBER OF THE 1994 CHARGERS SIDE EV
    Last edited by SBR Chris; 05-11-12 at 10:55 AM.

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    I see a Terrell Owens suicide in the near future. Sometime in late fall when he realizes no one is going to sign him. He's already tried to kill himself what, two times?

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    ngates815
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    Hey chris, instead of making these cute prop bets.

    Let's try and get Tennis up consistently in the morning, before there are only 2 matches left.

    just a suggestion.
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    out of all those you have timmy as the fav

    edit: gotta agree with gates. i bet you have no more then 250 points worth of action on this shit

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    yeah, why no odds on TO?

    whats pacman up to these days?

    also, how about a regular celebrity death pool?

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    thetrinity
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    absolutely ridiculous bet, stick to real sports instead of TMZ like garbage.

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    Tebow is the favorite to die next?

    Very solid.

    I'll take Carson Palmer.

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    wow sbr sinking to new low levels here

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    Quote Originally Posted by nosniboR11 View Post
    wow sbr sinking to new low levels here


    Who you betting on partner?

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    SBR Chris
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boscoe View Post
    yeah, why no odds on TO?

    whats pacman up to these days?

    also, how about a regular celebrity death pool?
    Terrell Owens is in now at +700...place your bets!

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    messed up chit right here.

    anyone who participates will get massive bad karma.

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    12.5% chance TO kicks the bucket???

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    i do agree , i love props and shit , but this is f'd up , betting on who's gonna die next , crazy , i agree spend more time putting tennis lines up instead of this poop.

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    Terrell Owens loves himself too much to kill himself. I see some very good options. Art Schlichter has just went to jail for 11 years and is very ashamed. He was a hero at OSU.

    O.J. Simpson loves himself too much but I can see someone killing him in jail.

    Ryan Leaf is so hooked on pain pills. An accidental death is possible.

    Lastly, Ben Rothlisberger is reckless....could mean eventual automobile or motorcycle death.

    My choices

    Art Schilchter
    O.J. Simpson
    Ben Rothlisberger
    Ryan Leaf


    As I've stated, a player with an ego like Owens will never admit that he sucks and will live a miserable life.

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    wtf??? this seems inappropriate to be betting on.

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    At first I thought this was inappropriate... but this is SBR... and anything goes!!! So many to choose from! Don't know who to pick??

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    Sick betting on this come on fellas sbr downgraded on this

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    fukkin 10 point limit

    you won't have more then 100 points on this now

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    Yikes, the winner of this bet better go to church the day they cash that ticket... unless you are betting on OJ. You are probably ok.

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    Chris-

    This is the kind of crap that Dax tried to be cute with.

    You looking to join him soon??

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    Romonowski and William Perry on my list.

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    Saw the BTB tweet,made me laugh and easy link for me to get here,so appreciated. Good pr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackbeSSt View Post
    Beyond The Bets? What a bunch of

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    Let's get a prop bet going

    "which sbr moderator gets axed next"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ngates815 View Post
    Let's get a prop bet going

    "which sbr moderator gets axed next"
    shari, blondie, and paul blart are the only "real" mods. chris and joneyln are lou/john/dozer

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    no comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boscoe View Post

    Fuk Beyond the Bets. Nothing wrong with creativity. We're not hoping these athletes dead. Blown out off proportion. This is more of a cerebral bet in trying to predict. Absolutely nothing wrong with it.

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    can you make a prop :
    One of these guys dies first VS SBR Chris gone first

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    Quote Originally Posted by will2survive View Post
    Terrell Owens loves himself too much to kill himself. I see some very good options. Art Schlichter has just went to jail for 11 years and is very ashamed. He was a hero at OSU.

    O.J. Simpson loves himself too much but I can see someone killing him in jail.

    Ryan Leaf is so hooked on pain pills. An accidental death is possible.

    Lastly, Ben Rothlisberger is reckless....could mean eventual automobile or motorcycle death.

    My choices

    Art Schilchter
    O.J. Simpson
    Ben Rothlisberger
    Ryan Leaf


    As I've stated, a player with an ego like Owens will never admit that he sucks and will live a miserable life.
    Leaf

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    betting on someone to die is no different than buying life insurance

    as long as you don't bet enough where you have real incentive to kill them...

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    this is some poser wannabee shit

    if sbr had balls they would get a real death pool organized

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    Throw in Lawrence Taylor and post some odds.

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    this thread is sick and i demand to have it taken down or i will take action

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