Seriously hope that Andy Carrol doesn't start on Saturday. He must be the biggest waste of money in PL History. I think our odds of him being +800 first to score are a bit stingy to be honest. Here's a few of my favourite gag's about Avatar Head.
The FA have brought in a new ruling. Anyone found passing to Andy Carroll will automatically receive a yellow card for time wasting.
Liverpool have offered to sell Andy Carroll back to Newcastle Utd for free. Newcastle have reported Liverpool for threatening behaviour.
Andy Carroll walks into a bar and orders a pint. "Thats £35 million pounds please" says the barman. "You've got to be joking?" says Carroll. "Funny thats what i said when i saw you're transfer fee" says the barman.
Andy carrol was 8/1 to score against villa..if you dont understand betting...that means if you put a tenner on him you lose a tenner
Andy Carroll has revealed the t-shirt he has been wearing since he last scored, ready for when he scores his next goal. It says 'Save The Chilean Miners!"
Andy Carroll has turned down being the new face of L'oreal hair products as everyone burst into fits of laughter everytime he uttered the words "Because Im Worth It!"