1. #1
    St. Andrew
    St. Andrew's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-23-08
    Posts: 2,265

    All-In on 5-Team Parlay!!

    IT'S NO JOKE!


    Jul 24 11:20pm 5 Team Parlay - Pending 1262.41 to win 10763.73

    1. Baseball - Milwaukee Brewers - moneyline (-165)
    for the entire game held on Jul 25 at 7:05pm [pending]
    W Rodriguez -L must start and M Parra -L must start for action
    2. Baseball - Cincinnati Reds - moneyline (-150)
    for the entire game held on Jul 25 at 6:10pm [pending]
    A Cook -R must start and E Volquez -R must start for action
    3. Baseball - Chicago Cubs - moneyline (-185)
    for the entire game held on Jul 25 at 1:20pm [pending]
    J Johnson -R must start and R Dempster -R must start for action
    4. Baseball - Cleveland Indians - moneyline (-220)
    for the entire game held on Jul 25 at 6:05pm [pending]
    L Hernandez -R must start and C Lee -L must start for action
    5. Baseball - New York Mets - moneyline (-170)
    for the entire game held on Jul 25 at 6:10pm [pending]
    M Boggs -R must start and M Pelfrey -R must start for action

  2. #2
    sickness
    sickness's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-04-08
    Posts: 263

    wow bro...


  3. #3
    jtuck
    jtuck's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-18-08
    Posts: 2,051

    This may be one of the most unintelligent things i've ever seen. Ever. But good luck, i'll be pullin for ya

  4. #4
    AC1318
    AC1318's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 10-09-06
    Posts: 6,712
    Betpoints: 60

    i think the cubs will f\*\*k you or the mets

  5. #5
    St. Andrew
    St. Andrew's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-23-08
    Posts: 2,265

    If this wins, I will begin my professional betting career.

    If it loses, I will get my life back and re-dedicate myself to my faith. I will also find out what my wife looks like.

    Either way, I have already won.

  6. #6
    Dashwood Clipper
    Dashwood Clipper's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-12-08
    Posts: 1,598
    Betpoints: 12

    So much for rules. If you are done with gambling, cash out. I wish you luck, but this is dumb.

  7. #7
    St. Andrew
    St. Andrew's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-23-08
    Posts: 2,265

    Quote Originally Posted by Dashwood Clipper View Post
    So much for rules. If you are done with gambling, cash out. I wish you luck, but this is dumb.

    It's too late. It's already bet.

  8. #8
    sickness
    sickness's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-04-08
    Posts: 263

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Andrew View Post
    If this wins, I will begin my professional betting career.

    If it loses, I will get my life back and re-dedicate myself to my faith. I will also find out what my wife looks like.

    Either way, I have already won.
    Bro, I'm also a Christian as well.

    I hope to stop gambling soon.

  9. #9
    Dashwood Clipper
    Dashwood Clipper's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-12-08
    Posts: 1,598
    Betpoints: 12

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Andrew View Post
    It's too late. It's already bet.
    Best of luck, hope your wife looks the same as she did before.

  10. #10
    Kingctb27
    Kingctb27's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-16-08
    Posts: 2,258

    Wow.

    May the force be with you

  11. #11
    diogee
    fadeable flamingo
    diogee's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-11-08
    Posts: 19,477

    Damn St...I was hoping you were joking about going all in today. Either way I wish you all the best. Never a bad thing to be more involved with life. Can definitely be hard to do sometimes when spending several hours capping games and checking lines.

  12. #12
    St. Andrew
    St. Andrew's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-23-08
    Posts: 2,265

    Tomorrow is going to be exciting. I may skip work.

  13. #13
    johnnymapalo
    johnnymapalo's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 06-14-08
    Posts: 2,999
    Betpoints: 928

    . Who would ever spend 1200 on a parlay? A 5 team one at that.. Guy, ur nuts. the most I ever spend on a parlay is $20. That's my limit. I don't care how much I am feeling certain teams. I almost one a 12 team parlay worth $12,000 with $5 bucks... 9 out of 12. 2 of the picks I got from the consensus here on this board and they were both wrong. Why did I ever listen to you people was beyond me...

  14. #14
    fifawcs
    fifawcs's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-14-07
    Posts: 2,888

    I think the Astros/Brew game may screw you over. But I am definitely pulling for you. Who knows, this may be a major turning point in your life. If you lose, you may become a monk.

  15. #15
    smitch124
    smitch124's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 05-19-08
    Posts: 12,564
    Betpoints: 1547

    will miss your daily well thought out plays, seems to me you're done with gambling and that's ok too. GL either way St. Andrew.

  16. #16
    sickness
    sickness's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-04-08
    Posts: 263

    Andrew will still come back.

  17. #17
    unde0087
    Did we win?
    unde0087's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 03-27-08
    Posts: 28,141
    Betpoints: 181

    you are the man St. I hope you cash that

  18. #18
    rake922
    rake922's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-23-07
    Posts: 11,692
    Betpoints: 2105

    gl

  19. #19
    Brady2Moss
    Brady2Moss's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-02-08
    Posts: 1,500

    There is only 1 thing I can say...

    THIS IS FUKIN CRAZY

    P.S. Good Luck

  20. #20
    max_asdf
    max_asdf's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-22-08
    Posts: 1,362

    wow

  21. #21
    max_asdf
    max_asdf's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-22-08
    Posts: 1,362

    hope you cash that 10k man

  22. #22
    Stumpage
    Update your status
    Stumpage's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 09-21-05
    Posts: 2,905
    Betpoints: 13658

    Well.....Hopefully the Cubs win so you can at least get to the night games. Would suck to have to break out the consolation alcohol in the late afternoon with the majority of your games still to go....

    And I mean a loss would suck, not the alcohol needless to say.....

    Screw it though. Either way, I'd start drinkin' about 10:30AM and F*** Off for the day.....

  23. #23
    Brady2Moss
    Brady2Moss's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-02-08
    Posts: 1,500

    What book did you use for this bet?

  24. #24
    SportsG
    SportsG's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 01-08-08
    Posts: 71
    Betpoints: 138

    why didn't he all-in the Cubs first and then parly the other 4 teams since Cubs play first? that would have won more money that way if they are all winning picks!

  25. #25
    AmazingAmanda
    AmazingAmanda's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-30-08
    Posts: 176

    I might just have to cancel spending Fri night with the boyfriend and monitor this!!! The one play that worries me is the Reds. I rarely bet against Cook and that game might come back to haunt you. I think the Mets, Cubs, Indians and Brewers is a "safer" one

    Nevertheless - GOOD LUCK!

  26. #26
    FreeFall
    FreeFall's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-20-08
    Posts: 3,365
    Betpoints: 2391

    wow I wish you would've booked this with me. You are a bookies dream come true.

    Why bet it man? If you truely wanted to stop and get out you would've left with your money. Your stuck in the game and will be back. This is as bad as chuteboxes chasing.

  27. #27
    Brady2Moss
    Brady2Moss's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-02-08
    Posts: 1,500

    FF, If the man wants to go all in on a miracle parlay, then let him...

    miracles do happen...

  28. #28
    pat venditto
    pat venditto's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-07-07
    Posts: 14,347

    Quote Originally Posted by AmazingAmanda View Post
    I might just have to cancel spending Fri night with the boyfriend and monitor this!!! The one play that worries me is the Reds. I rarely bet against Cook and that game might come back to haunt you. I think the Mets, Cubs, Indians and Brewers is a "safer" one

    Nevertheless - GOOD LUCK!
    Is he not pleasuring you?

  29. #29
    rjt721
    rjt721's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-06-07
    Posts: 7,929
    Betpoints: 378

    Very interesting that just days ago you started a detailed thread pointing out your various rules for betting (even if virtually every rule was absurd). Not sure what's happened since then, but even if your logic was entirely flawed and in no way beneficial, you did come across as someone who is/was serious about being a winning bettor over the long haul. What happened?

    I'd wish you luck, but it seems you're trying to lose. Honestly, it's probably in your best interest to lose this bet. Sports gambling clearly isn't for you.

  30. #30
    PureGuava
    PureGuava's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-26-08
    Posts: 1,294
    Betpoints: 120

    well good luck

  31. #31
    Buckeyefan
    Buckeyefan's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-18-08
    Posts: 34

    Hell, with a bet like that I would start praying now.

  32. #32
    nervlol
    nervlol's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 07-13-08
    Posts: 69

    Ahh St. Andrew! Good luck man, maybe i'll throw a 20dollar bet with your 5 team parlay. Just for the heck of it!

  33. #33
    Heres to it
    Heres to it's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-09-08
    Posts: 79

    Good Luck -I have hit numerous 4 team parlays and even hit a 6 team about 2 weeks ago.they are difficult but I wish you the best.Think I'm gonna follow you on this one.Thanks for all your input.

  34. #34
    nysmoneyman
    nysmoneyman's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 04-13-08
    Posts: 3,101
    Betpoints: 47

    Quote Originally Posted by St. Andrew View Post
    Tomorrow is going to be exciting. I may skip work.
    may want to go to work and try to get 20 hours of overtime...if u are going to skip work go to chuch and pray for 8 hours...will be pulling for u...good luck

    or

  35. #35
    tevari
    purveyor of fuzzy green balls
    tevari's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-02-07
    Posts: 4,959
    Betpoints: 542

    hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you already lost

12 Last
Top