True Lion Sports (James Earl Jone's voice)!

True Lion Sports (Vin Scully's voice)!

True Lion Sports (Harrison Ford's voice)!

Rararararararararadio Network (Emilio Estevez's voice)!

A True Lion Sports company.

(Cue CCR's "Lookin' out my back door" on low volume)


Good day out there to you players in radiooooo land! We're coming to you live over the airways here in absolutely gorgeous Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy (cue Paris Hilton's voice -- "He's all mine, girls. You can't have him!"), is in da house!

(Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)

It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!

(Cue chorus of "Hurt So Good")

(Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Willie Nelson: "The man is a BLEEPing force! He is a sharp player.")

You've got to learn to love baseball before you can bet it properly.