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Good afternoon, ladies n gentlemen, we're coming to you live over the airways here in Topeka on 860 WKZY! The True Lion, Buzzy, is in da house!
(Cue lion's roar --- "Roooooooaaaaaarrrrrr! Rara ROAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!)
It's the True Lion Sports Tip of the Dayyyyyy!!!!
(Cue applause and screaming fans. Cue Mr. T's voice: "That's one sharp motherphucker, fool!")
Beware of teams that cannot clutch hit. Lay off em or bet against em!