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    f\*\*k you, Brandon Lyon

    On HOU and the under.

    That guy has ruined more of my bets during his sorry career than any other shitty reliever in this league. He's just like Heilman -- for having a decent ERA, he sure does pick shitty spots to suck dick.

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    Suck my dick, Houston bullpen.

    Another stupid fluke total loss. Total fvcking bullshit.

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    Lost too many Astros +1.5 at the 9th or extra innings. Maybe I should add my team to the Cubs on the no bet list.

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    2-1 game in the 9th, and it's now 8-2.

    You totals lovers are masochists.

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    That is the most horrific loss on an under I've ever seen..........sorry bud.

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    Tough one NC.......I would take a few weeks off and clear that head. Thats my advice, it does work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Regul8er View Post
    Tough one NC.......I would take a few weeks off and clear that head. Thats my advice, it does work.
    Take a few weeks off? I've been on fire lately.

    I cashed StL and DET earlier.

    This is some straight up bullshit though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by t-bone View Post
    That is the most horrific loss on an under I've ever seen..........sorry bud.
    If you follow my plays on totals, it's simply par for the course.

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    ruined my houston RL! ****!

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    It aint over yet but in all seriousness that was horrible. I cashed out and I'm just waiting to fill the void with football. This baseball shit is fvckin off the wall batshit. If I bet this every year I would take 10 years off my life with all the horrific play/plays I've seen in the last 2 months.

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    NC, my bad then. It seems like everytime I get on here, I see a thread started by you about how you got screwed!

    I guess as many games as you play, your going to be in line for some bad beats.

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    Dang NC........over 9K posts since Jan 18, 2010???? WOW

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    NoCoin couldn't take a day off from this.. weeks??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cappinpicks View Post
    NoCoin couldn't take a day off from this.. weeks??
    you should take a few years off, see ya in 2013

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    BOOM! goes the bullpen

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    Havent seen this B4 in my life.

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    That's why I usually play FF5 unders, shitty bullpens all over the league.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoulihansTX View Post
    Havent seen this B4 in my life.


    Just follow my totals plays, kid. I'll take you places you ain't ever seen before.

    Truth betold, I only play a total from time to time anymore. And hadn't had one of these freak losses lately, so I guess I was due. But man.

    The HOU loss I can accept. The under loss is what stings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauulzcappin View Post
    That's why I usually play FF5 unders, shitty bullpens all over the league.
    I would love to confront Brandon Lyon after this game.

    "Did you cash a paycheck today?"

    "Were you asleep in the bullpen when your team tied it up?"

    "You owe me $100."

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    I would love to confront Brandon Lyon after this game. "Did you cash a paycheck today?" "Were you asleep in the bullpen when your team tied it up?" "You owe me $100."


    This bullshit aside, so far it looks like a good day for you and me.

    I cashed on Det/TB and Hou/Atl FF5 unders today, under 7.5 for Det/TB game and St. Louis.

    Do you have any leans for tonight, NC?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pauulzcappin View Post


    This bullshit aside, so far it looks like a good day for you and me.

    I cashed on Det/TB and Hou/Atl FF5 unders today, under 7.5 for Det/TB game and St. Louis.

    Do you have any leans for tonight, NC?
    I do, but I can't remember them at the moment. I'm still fuming.


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    I kinda like Marlins and Cliff, still looking up some stuff

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    Houston has messed up 3 6-team parlays for me so far...

    never again

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    Quote Originally Posted by eChul View Post
    Houston has messed up 3 6-team parlays for me so far...

    never again
    Maybe I can call up my buddy Wilforth, invite you and WG, and we can have a beer over how shitty this bullpen truly is.


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    Adding insult to injury....

    Parlay (5 Teams) 08/11/10 13:02 ET
    Result: Wager Lost

    Braves(Atlanta) Hanson 8
    Astros(Houston) Rodriguez 2 08/11/10(14:05 ET)
    Under 7

    Marlins(Florida) Volstad
    Nationals(Washington) Olsen 08/11/10(19:05 ET)
    Over 9 (-120)

    Rays(TampaBay) Garza 2
    Tigers(Detroit) Verlander 3 08/11/10(13:10 ET)
    Under 7.5 (-115)

    Rays(TampaBay) Garza 2
    Tigers(Detroit) Verlander 3 08/11/10(13:10 ET)
    Tigers(Detroit) -106

    Royals(KansasCity) Greinke 1
    Angels(LAA) JerWeaver 2 08/11/10(15:35 ET)
    Angels(LAA) -168

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    Hope you played the FLA/WASH over -- with this parlay dead, it's a guaranteed hit (just like LAA).

    Brandon Lyon now owes me almost $1,000 -- not just $100.

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    guys that parley deserve this no doubt, parlays are for dreamers the chances of hitting a parlay like that is slim to none , keep throwing your money away with parlays, only bet i play is straight use wise money management, don't be a degenerate

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    Hope you played the FLA/WASH over -- with this parlay dead, it's a guaranteed hit (just like LAA).

    Brandon Lyon now owes me almost $1,000 -- not just $100.


    Well that didn't take long (of course).

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    Quote Originally Posted by EXpertcapper View Post
    guys that parley deserve this no doubt, parlays are for dreamers the chances of hitting a parlay like that is slim to none , keep throwing your money away with parlays, only bet i play is straight use wise money management, don't be a degenerate
    I always parlay my 4-6 plays just in case. Never for more than 5-10% of the plays themselves (for me, hardly ever more than $10). I've hit 14 at 20:1 or better in the last 11 months. Should've been #15 today.

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    like i said just keep playing those parlays watch that money disappear, its a bookies dream, and if your telling the truth why you bitching if you hit that many parlays, quit whining

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    Are you fvcking kidding me? Houston's manager trotted this guy's sorry ass out there again tonight?


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    Is this some cruel sick joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    Are you fvcking kidding me? Houston's manager trotted this guy's sorry ass out there again tonight?

    not again tonight

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    He's about to bend me over again.

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