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    Come on guys respect peoples picks

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    Uh huh. Im sure it does

    It a lot easier to never post a play and just hate then to grow some balls and prove yourself. Of course, you wont do that because soon you will be -20 units.

    You know it and I know it.


    #15 Nobs +10.58 units
    #127 D3 Mighty Ducks +2.00 units
    nicsbr ---- not in the top 350 posters

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    double facepalm

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3 Mighty Ducks View Post
    Buddy, are you seriously praising your +10.58 units? 13-2 now

    what does 13-2 now mean ?

    Is that what you are claiming to be on your unposted plays ?

    Haha.

    No, I am not praising my +10.58 units, but it is enough to be ranked #15 on this board, and its way way higher than your +2.00 units

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    my penis is bigger

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    I know you dont want to hear about my +10.58 units, you want to hate on the losers and ignore the winners. Doesnt work that way, they both count.

    I am a proven winner ( +10.58 units )

    You are not.

    and nicsbr is definitely not

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    anyone have a record of the forum 'lock' picks and the units won/lost on such picks. i was wonder if it was a good blind fade against any forum post that has 'lock' related language in the thread title.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nobs View Post
    what does 13-2 now mean ?

    Is that what you are claiming to be on your unposted plays ?

    Haha.

    No, I am not praising my +10.58 units, but it is enough to be ranked #15 on this board, and its way way higher than your +2.00 units
    Your a freak, I forgot I even posted in that thread until you found my name. I have 4 plays and you have 27 plays, shit you must be good? Quit jerking off over your record on a Baseball forum

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    atm u and ur lock is the loser

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    Quote Originally Posted by shage View Post
    my penis is bigger

    That says nothing. I am only 1/8 inch with a hard on. That is why my only girlfriend I have ever had left me. Yeah she was 5'2 and weighed 455 pounds and stunk but I loved her

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    Quote Originally Posted by D3 Mighty Ducks View Post
    Your a freak, I forgot I even posted in that thread until you found my name. I have 4 plays and you have 27 plays, shit you must be good? Quit jerking off over your record on a Baseball forum

    Ur right, easy to be +2.00 units with 4 plays, much harder to stay ++++ with more plays. Thanks for pointing that out. And I wont jerk off until roseanne comes on at 11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nobs View Post
    That says nothing. I am only 1/8 inch with a hard on. That is why my only girlfriend I have ever had left me. Yeah she was 5'2 and weighed 455 pounds and stunk but I loved her

    Damn we must be living the same life

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    i think if you added more * to the thread title this would have hit. that was the problem.

    minimum 15 * to have the best shot at getting locks

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    Boo Hoo I think the Haters went home crying to their mommies. They think they are going to shit on my only loser in 5 days and not get anything back in return. They can dish but they cant take.

    Ha ha . I think the POS haters dont like hearing about my +10.58 units, they just like pointing out losses but they dont want to acknowledge any losses. Funny how when I click on the link to check all their posts I never find them posting any plays themselves.

    Just BS - I was on the Reds yesterday and today. Uh huh sure you were, they won both days so of course you were. Love how easy it is to win big when you never post a play.

    Why do I think, if the Reds had lost last night, you would have been shitting in my Reds thread ?

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    Texas took care of this game fast

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    Quote Originally Posted by antifoil View Post
    i think if you added more * to the thread title this would have hit. that was the problem.

    minimum 15 * to have the best shot at getting locks
    NOW YOU TELL ME ??

    Well its too late for today, but I will keep that in mind.

    damn dude, this loss is on YOU for not telling me sooner.

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    RALLY TIME


    ***********************************

    PIRATES LOCK

    **************************************** **************************


    If this works, I am putting you in my will.

    But I am only worth like $26.45

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    group hug everyone

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJer View Post
    Texas took care of this game fast

    I am beating off to your avatar as we speak

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    Do you think Miley would ever consider a 58 year old unemployed fat man with a 1/8 inch dick ?

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    * once she turns 18 I mean.

    I aint no sicko

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    Perv lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by nobs View Post
    I actually did just find you D3 Might Ducks.

    #15 Nobs + 10.58 Units

    #127 D3 Mighty Ducks + 2.00 units



    But I do have to give you some props D3 Mighty Ducks, you are the first hater that I have ever found + units in the Sbr Moitored record keeping system
    i don't think sbr actually monitors the best bet thread.

    it is run by a good group of guys who volunteer their time to bring handicapping competition daily and they maintain the rules stringently.

    any ruling breaking is strictly to the discretion of the guys who run it. its more an un-official sbr handicapping thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nobs View Post
    Do you think Miley would ever consider a 58 year old unemployed fat man with a 1/8 inch dick ?
    Thats kind of creepy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    i don't think sbr actually monitors the best bet thread.

    it is run by a good group of guys who volunteer their time to bring handicapping competition daily and they maintain the rules stringently.

    any ruling breaking is strictly to the discretion of the guys who run it. its more an un-official sbr handicapping thread.

    Yeah but I guess my point with it is that there is more integrity in that record than in anyones " keep their own record" crap.

    I would no sooner believe someone on this board posting their record than I would a tout who claims to be + 500 units.

    Shit its easy to be + units when you are making your own rules, so I go on a bad streak and lose for 2 weeks playing 2 units per play, now I am down 25 units, guarantee my next play is going to be for 25 units to get me even, if I lose its 50 units, snd so on.

    I have seen that crap done by posters thousands of times.


    SBR Best bet thread is the only real deal because

    -all plays must be posted before game time

    -real lines must be used

    -1 unit per play, no raising units when you're down

    -record actually kept by someone else

    If someone says he is +10.58 units in that thread, then he is.

    If someone says he is keeping his own numbers and he is +10.58 units, I really really doubt it.


    So to me

    #1 SBR Proven Capper is BeattheJerk, #2 SBR Proven Capper is Shortstop and so on.

    Why is is that I am merely + 10 units in that thread and that ranks me #15, but everyone on here keeping their own records claims to be + mega units, which if true would lead me to believe that + 10 units would equal like #500 not #15 ?

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    Is it a ego boost to be highly ranked in that thread?

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    Hey those of us with 1/8 inch hard ons need whatever we can get

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    this thread's effin hilarious

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    Someday I dream of being in the top 10. Thats my lifes goal

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    Pirates got one in the top of the 7th

    13-3

    Rally time

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    Oh snap if you get in the top 10 we can all do one big group hug as we watch you move into the elite group of kool kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by shage View Post
    Oh snap if you get in the top 10 we can all do one big group hug as we watch you move into the elite group of kool kids
    That has always been my dream and I hope to realize it soon

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    I know that a 58 year old unemployed fat man with 1/8 inch hard on doesnt have a lot to offer Miley, but I am hoping my top ten ranking in the SBR Best Bet thread will impress her enough to date me.

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    Itll soon happen the force is strong with you, just not today lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by nobs View Post
    I know that a 58 year old unemployed fat man with 1/8 inch hard on doesnt have a lot to offer Miley, but I am hoping my top ten ranking in the SBR Best Bet thread will impress her enough to date me.

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