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    Schmuck Play of the Day presented by Whippit

    Seattle/Cards OVER 9.5 -115

    hey brah

    Rowland-Smith's a suicide bomber & Suppan's the $12M man bringin his 6+ ERA back to St Louis, so we ain't much likely to see no pitcher's duel & you can probably take that to the bank.

    But here's what we do gots a good chance of seeing really....Rowland's gonna be much more effective than he was in Texas, & Suppan gonna get hit but not with devastating consequences like in Milwaukee.

    First off, Rowland & Fozzie Bear need to get the eff outta town if Rowland throws another stinker tonite cuz this shit's getting rigoddamndiculous yo. But Fozzie ain't stupid & neither is Rowland, and unlike down in Texas a flyball pitcher like Rowland can survive at Bush Stadium where Cards offense just ain't got the mustard. In fact it reminds me of that old Hank Williams Jr. song....but I digress.

    Suppan's gonna be better too, and let me tell you why.........DEFENSE.

    Brew Crew couldn't play defense if Prince's next 100 lbs depended on it. Even Craig effing Counsell's floundering to make stops in Milwaukee.....that's flat out worst place for a contact pitcher like Suppan....and this move got more to do with Cards brass who know wtf they're doing rather than Duncan thinkng he can "resurrect" washed up Suppan. cuz there just ain't many teams on which Suppan's gonna be worth more than hill of beans.

    So what's this number again....9.5? You gotta be effin kidding brah. Go ahead & bet over this number for all the wrong reasons if you want, but you're most likely gonna take it in the ass brah....cuz it's my Schmuck Play of the Day

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    gonna toss in kawakami surprise



    right now i sent records girl on errands.....she's bringing lunch from Einstein's bagels

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    just had tasty turkey sammy from einstein's w/jalapeno chips & brownie cookie

    that flavored coffee just don't taste as good as it sniffs

    speaking of turkey:

    ytd: +61 units after dumping 20 on bannister couple days ago. That effin chump pitched on an empty stomach & got the shakes which messed with his pinpoint control. Cueto was predicatably average, but them's the breaks sometimes

    Seattle/Cards UNDER 9.5 -105

    lay 25.2 to win 24

    was gonna parlay with kawakami "under" play but fahgettaboudit......this play just too strong on it's own

    lock it up brah


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    Go get em tonight Whip

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    landers my man hope ur making bank

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    Hope it cashes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by landers781 View Post
    Go get em tonight Whip
    Quote Originally Posted by Whippit View Post
    landers my man hope ur making bank
    Eh paper been going back and forth with the local, been trying to milk nba as thats my strong stuff but bases either is real good or really bad to me. Might just ride this one out with you with a couple small plays on WS, Philly and Mets tonight. Got alot in play for the finals. You like lakers or celtics?

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    Japanese mafia likes Kamamakazi UNDER 8 and 1/2!

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    No opinion on hoops. Let em beat each other's brains out.

    Pretty effin amazing though the Celtics not on the golf course by now.

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    Celtics are like that pesky cockroach you just can't kill

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    Quote Originally Posted by ezmoney View Post
    Japanese mafia likes Kamamakazi UNDER 8 and 1/2!

    EZ

    can't blame em for that brah

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    Get em' Whips

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whippit View Post
    Celtics are like that pesky cockroach you just can't kill
    YEs! I love it though Im a celts fan

    Good luck Ill see you after the Jeff Suppan no hitter

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    Rowland-Smith

    Jeff Suppan

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    Nice

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    Good man!

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    landers hope u ain't got celtics brah

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    i do but didnt do them heavy tonight thank christ what a god damn embaressment this turned out to be

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    good job, I think

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    Seattle/Cards UNDER 9.5 -105
    Congrats on hitting the Under brah!

    netinfo

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    great call whip!

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    nice one. thanks for the picks. keep em coming

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    nice call

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    great call today, wasn't even close to hitting the over tonight.

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    Whippit where you at with the schmuck play you fuk, only damn bet i missed yesterday was this total thought i was special because i got it at 9 ....so before my brilliant card is final i wanna make sure im not being a Schmuck as i want perfection

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    Whippit where you at with the schmuck play you fuk, only damn bet i missed yesterday was this total thought i was special because i got it at 9 ....so before my brilliant card is final i wanna make sure im not being a Schmuck as i want perfection
    Yeah Whippit - you're posting these plays at 4:30am for me here. We need to synchronise our clocks or something so I can get these in before I go to sleep.

    Great job today brah!!

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