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    Whippit
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    hey brah.....tonite's LOCK is all about the WOMEN

    seattle/texas UNDER 9.5 -110


    any man who takes his wife's surname after marriage got too much woman in him from the start....and that's Ian Snell.

    Dunno who raised this boy but I ain't never heard of such ridiculousness. You tell that biatch she gonna take ur last name or marriage is off...plain & simple brah

    I mean hell, that's even worse than the wife hyphenating her last name so she can preserve her maiden name....eff that shit brah & I mean totally. If da biatch that stubborn to keep her daddy's name.....then she flat out don't trust you from the start & marriage is flat outta the question.

    but if Snell wants to live inside a woman then that's his biz....meanwhile lets get back to baseball

    Snell gotta man up here & quit pitching like the little girl that couldn't, cuz Rowland-Smith's on his way outta Seattle's rotation & Snell's got big opportunity to earn those big bucks as a starter. We gonna find out this man's true estrogen/testosterone ratio tonite. I only hope it's lower than I think it is.

    Wilson ain't much better....I mean is this guy trapped in the 1970s or what? Check the doo....and what's with guys hung up on using effin initials instead of their name? Get a new publicist brah, cuz looks & sounds to me like you're one bad "I do" away from Ian effing Snell.

    seriously brah....these pitchers may as well throw underhand.

    anyway....what u got is a texas offense that's overrated in my opinion & Snell knows (s)he gotta step it up. Mariners sick of losing 1-run games....the team really ain't this bad except they can't catch a break in close games....pretty surprising for a team heralded preseason for it's defensive prowess.

    Bottom line is this number's too big & no surprise.....the juice situation probably gets better approaching tipoff, but when u hitting 70% like me what's 10cents juice anyway

    lock it up brah

    seattle/texas UNDER 9.5 -110

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    Sounds good Whips-good luck. I was going to say that for the right amount of cash I would change my name to anything...but no that just ain't me. Cheers

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    Bol brah

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    nice write-up bruh!

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    Wow what a pu$$y

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    At the launching pad which is texas along with the Ms hit LHP very well...... ummmmm i like over

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    back from the gym now lets talk turkey:

    ytd: +119 unts......219 units in the bank

    m's/rangers UNDER 9.5 -105

    lay 27.3 to win 26

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    what you think about rangers RL whippit?

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    rangers RL.....hmmmmm.....Wilson vs Snell....hmmmmm.....rangers offense vs mariners offense.....hmmmmm....game's in Texas....hmmmm.......

    don't think oddsmakers gonna spot you much value there my friend

    may look tempting but the price just ain't right

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whippit View Post
    rangers RL.....hmmmmm.....Wilson vs Snell....hmmmmm.....rangers offense vs mariners offense.....hmmmmm....game's in Texas....hmmmm.......

    don't think oddsmakers gonna spot you much value there my friend

    may look tempting but the price just ain't right
    even money

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    that's probably priced about right then....50/50 that rangers pummel Snell or that Seattle's pitching keeps game close

    I don't think Rangers pummel Snell as much as 50% of the time though

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    Love the play brah

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    someone tell Snell what a 3rd out is

    scoreless game if these sissy fukkers could record a 3rd out

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    wow brah i went to the store when it was 2-2 i come back and its 8-2

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    fukin 6-spot on the board all after 2 outs

    Snell get ur wife out there on the mound you pussy

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    i mean what are the fukkin odds of stringing together 6 runs after 2 already out

    i know Snell is shit but still that's an effin longshot

    busted again by an effin longshot

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    sorry brah, didn't fade you but I'm on Texas run line.

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    10 runs on 10 hits.....effin abortion

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    BEen there done that brah, they say the bad beats even out with the lucky stuff....well I can say I am rarely ever on the lucky side of those things. You know if we had the over, they would have bases loaded with no outs and not score a run

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    haha yeah that's for sure

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    wow! that's ugly. over in 2 innings. get them next time!

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    LOL lost your bet in two innings. That's embarrassing.

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    It happens, its an under

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    what's so embarassing about a longshot biting you in the ass

    gonna happen sometime

    bet these schmucks don't even score rest of the game....

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    wow hafner just blasted off in cleveland

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    Well Brah, it sucks it went over but if it were to go over either way, early imo is better Dont have to sweat and get rooster teased until some dick in the bp gives up some runs

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    Ian Snell took his wife's last name??

    I guess she took his manhood, b/c he throws like a biatch

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    don't tell me you had under in cleveland game

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    that's all true about Snell....my crack research staff put in overtime to get the story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whippit View Post
    that's all true about Snell....my crack research staff put in overtime to get the story
    I hop[e she doesnt only date starting pitchers, b/c Snell is headed straight to the minors.

    There is a reason Shittsburgh traded him, for a couple of Miley Cyrus tickets.

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    Pirates have penchant for ruining young starting pitchers

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    No i didnt have the under in cleveland, but thats my point exactly! Imagine having that looking fine and dandy in 7 innings

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    Quote Originally Posted by landers781 View Post
    No i didnt have the under in cleveland, but thats my point exactly! Imagine having that looking fine and dandy in 7 innings
    Under plays should be reserved for FF plays.

    Bullpens & coaching screw unders on a daily basis.

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    i agree

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    At least you dont have to sweat it out

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