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    Shute
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    Bonusguy and El terrible squeezing

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    GL

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    We are all broke

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    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    We are all broke
    and un-hung like this:

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    Combined net worth of all SBR pros??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mackballs View Post
    Combined net worth of all SBR pros??
    Probably makes the national debt look like peanuts

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    was allowed to go about town today without extreme-pain

    fantastic

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    CWD
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    Brian how are you liking the air fryer

    I just cooked burgers on mine that thing is money

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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    I need action or drugs

    cant live a quiet life i tried

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    bonusguy
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    oh i see here

    thats fine. who can go from drinking, modafinil, gambling, spanking it ect to nothing overnight

    ill tell you. the supermax prisoner. unfortunately im not supermax nor would i ever hurt the ppl in my town to be supermax

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    HurryUpAndDrink
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    I hate when things get quiet, need my mind racing on a good high or a good adrenaline rush to keep it together

    cant stand still, cant

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    bonusguy
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    I hate when things get quiet, need my mind racing on a good high or a good adrenaline rush to keep it together

    cant stand still, cant
    i can. but it takes at least a few weeks to get there. mainly the cuplprit is alcohol its very tough to quit that

    then you get a job and quit gambling. because $300 when you have a job is huge and you would never send it to jose moreno saldammega in curacoa if you actually worked for the money

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    i got this entire thing figured out. just depends on if im allowed to do my plan, or if i will be constantly sabotaged

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    Quote Originally Posted by bonusguy View Post
    i got this entire thing figured out. just depends on if im allowed to do my plan, or if i will be constantly sabotaged
    You’re the strangest f u c k i n g human on this forum, congratulations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and un-hung like this:

    You’re obsessed with this pic. Starting to think you have a special kink fetish with small penises. Not a good look pal.

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    Saloon

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    Please grab my sack and squeeze while playing harmonica

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    What's going on in here

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    TheSchafe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    and un-hung like this:

    Holy fukk I swear on my unborn child, this GIF will never EVER get fukking old. Gambling outfit Corbin grabbing his "Downward Pointing Angle (DPA)" worm and coinpurse would play on loop at the Smithsonian if it were up to me.

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    TheSchafe
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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    I need action or drugs

    cant live a quiet life i tried
    You prefer stimulants or depressants Hurry? I'm soundly in the stim category, myself. Greatly improves stamina and sharpens my handicapping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSchafe View Post
    You prefer stimulants or depressants Hurry? I'm soundly in the stim category, myself. Greatly improves stamina and sharpens my handicapping.
    Oh man, both? Im a Jack n' coke kinda guy but I drink my bourbon neat if you know what I mean

    I do enjoy weed a lot, when resting or winding down, but if I wanna get shit done, is jack n coke pal!

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    Auto Donk
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    You’re obsessed with this pic. Starting to think you have a special kink fetish with small penises. Not a good look pal.



    wifey can't stop laffing at it......

    she's renamed JJ's junk as a "NAP"..........

    NO ANGLE PENIS....

    SHIT'S too small to even go on a vector.....

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