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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Uh... lol

    No, never thrown up blood.

    Get help, pal

    Keep going like this and you won’t make it to 35
    Ill reincarnate, I have lived this life dozens of times before... have a new vice every single time


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    Unreal.

    Hurry paid Opie off in his bday thread.

    Gave him 48 betpoints.


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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    Yeah bro...but can you dunk on a regulation 10 ft goal??
    Hell no, never was able to be good at hoops...

    I can score a goal from 3/4 midfield from a bicycle kick like Zlatan...

    Yep, did that twice in high school and scored a midfield goal while playing 2nd division soccer... pretty sure if I practice some months I can do that again...

    Technique well learnt is never forgotten

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    Hurry soft

    So easy to rob
    And extort

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Unreal.

    Hurry paid Opie off in his bday thread.

    Gave him 48 betpoints.

    Greaser you are way off. Is not a bribe.

    I'm showing class, I can argue with a guy who most likely is a cool guy in person and not be angry or a sour puss, hate is for the weak.

    I can throw down and be classy.

    I can fight anyone and buy them a beer afterwards and give them a ride home.

    This aint WWIII... is SBR pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Hurry soft

    So easy to rob
    And extort
    you know shit's fukked up when you have 49% jew capping hamburger chiming in

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    Greaser you are way off. Is not a bribe.

    I'm showing class, I can argue with a guy who most likely is a cool guy in person and not be angry or a sour puss, hate is for the weak.

    I can throw down and be classy.

    I can fight anyone and buy them a beer afterwards and give them a ride home.

    This aint WWIII... is SBR pal


    Hurry read my first post in Opie’s birthday thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    Hurry read my first post in Opie’s birthday thread.
    "I feel like you’re trying to punk me into saying happy birthday.

    Fukk that

    Opie I will kick your ass for your 48th birthday.

    How bout dat?"



    SO?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    "I feel like you’re trying to punk me into saying happy birthday.

    Fukk that

    Opie I will kick your ass for your 48th birthday.

    How bout dat?"



    SO?


    He punked the whole forum into wishing him a happy birthday.

    You bumped his thread and next thing thing you know he suggested you give him betpoints as a bday present....

    and then you gave him ALL your betpoints.



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    Quote Originally Posted by grease lightnin View Post
    He punked the whole forum into wishing him a happy birthday.

    You bumped his thread and next thing thing you know he suggested you give him betpoints as a bday present....

    and then you gave him ALL your betpoints.


    All my betpoints???? LOL NO...

    I xfered 48 pts from book to wallet to send him 48 cause he is turning 48...

    I believe in numerology...

    You clearly dont believe in logic


    PUNKED? This is all going the way I intended and the way Giant told me to take it to... destination "kill them with kindness" (AND WIT) - as Cincy kid says.


    E battling is all about wit, not toughness or insults. Id win using all 3 but I just need to use 1.

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    Game started btw you fukkin hamburgers!

    All this witty burial I just executed is useless if Rangers somehow win.

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    Eff dunking on an 8 foot basket, I'll throw one down on opies head

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    Plus now Im divided cause I dont want Shady to lose $

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    You got one thing right: The Rangers are dog shit.

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    Fister is washed up, man.

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    Rangers can't hit the broad side of a barn.

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    Texas sports

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    Well, this bet is down the toilet. I now know to never bet the Rangers. Ever.

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    Plenty of game left. Ranger live bet. Opie is a winner. Rangers won’t let him down, will they?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Texas sports

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Plenty of game left. Ranger live bet. Opie is a winner. Rangers won’t let him down, will they?!?
    No, it's over.

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    the man said STRONG PLAY, mind you

    can't wait for one of the more iffy plays

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    Plenty of game left. Ranger live bet. Opie is a winner. Rangers won’t let him down, will they?!?
    Not looking good men. Although a lot of this is Paco’s fault, I clearly made a bad call.

    GODDAMMIT!!

    Congrats to those who faded.
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    Cowboys going to the Super Bowl this year

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    glad i left this one alone. get em on the next one opie, pro tip "stay away from texas teams"

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post
    Took Texas on the alt line -1.5@+230

    Eff it, if I'm gonna go with a dog I know nothing about might as well fall into mud and hope to come out with 2 gold watches

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post


    Doug fister with the no lube fist. I also had 1st 5 innings under 4.5 runs

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadymcgrady View Post


    Doug fister with the no lube fist. I also had 1st 5 innings under 4.5 runs
    Shady never tail opie on a homer play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    Shady never tail opie on a homer play.
    Thanks buck, I wanted action and I got it. Your advice is always solid and much appreciated but we all make our own decisions, no one fault but my own

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    Quote Originally Posted by HurryUpAndDrink View Post
    parlay (2 teams)
    [512] l.a. Lakers +6½-110
    [922] oak -158
    ( action )
    should have been Lakers ML

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    Greaser come up for air

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post


    Greaser come up for air
    +1 pal...

    you want me to throw you a straw or a snorkel?

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    It’s one play guys.

    I really think Opie saw value here.

    No way this was a pure homer play.

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    Greaser gets it

    I lost. It happens. But I’m not gonna quit firing.

    Shooters shoot, bruh

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    This pathetic fuk will bet on anything Texas. It could be two queer longhorns steers ass reaming each other and opie would bet odds he could last longer!

    Fuk'in game was over in the 4th inning when Oakland was up 5 - 0!

    Let's not forget though, horse teeth has a "major" clue, it's called how to lose and get idiots to tail you.
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