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    Your welcome, Mr. Verlander....

    I pretty much guaranteed an Astros win last night, when shortly before game time, I broke out the "once used/once worn" good luck charm that cannot be beat.... same shirt I wore last saturday when verlander shut down the yanks, that being the one and only "Loshak breaking bookies" gray tshirt.....

    put that baby on again, and just like last time, the shirt's charm was true.....

    will be wearing it again, unwashed from yesterday, unwashed from last saturday, tonight at Masone's (same bar where I watched both games, same table where I watched both games from).....

    astros got this.....

    come by if you want to have a drink on me and play some slots (yes, the place has actual f'n slot machines, to keep my wife happy while I coach the astros from 23 miles away from minutemaid)

    masone's at grant/eldridge.....

    I'll be in the Loshak tshirt


    (i would be at minute maid, but since upton somehow found out my identity, I cant come within 500 yards of the stadium.... well, 500 yards from her, but since she's there, I had to sell my tickets on stub hub, or face spending a night in the can)....
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    AD open tab pal

    "a drink on me" co'mon man

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    Good call Automan!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    AD open tab pal

    "a drink on me" co'mon man
    hey, did I mention my sexy wife will be there???

    the view alone will be worth several tabs worth of drinks.....

    well, for most.... not necessarily The Gays....




    photo from last night's fun at Masone's.....

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    Auto go to game tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Auto go to game tonight
    as the entire crowd at masone's is convinced that me sitting at a certain table wearing my sbr/loshak breakin' bookies tshirt determines the fate of the astros' season, I will be at masone's....

    (plus, the wait staff/owners promised me free fireball shots all night to make sure I come back there this evening).....

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    Get some bar footage

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Get some bar footage
    my wife and I are not interested in picking up feet, we plan on some "unicorn ass/cleavage".....

    unicorn????

    for those not in the know:

    Confessions of a Sexual 'Unicorn' (a Single Female Among Swingers) Part I

    There are those of us out there who dislike routine. The mundane, everyday stagnate world of the expected. I am one of those people. So imagine my surprise when a friend broached the conversation about becoming a Unicorn.


    What exactly is a Unicorn? Much like the elusive mystical beast, a Unicorn to swingers is the hard to find single female looking for action. Most swingers are couples; marrieds, dating, partners formed by similar sexual proclivity. Often women will join a swinger site looking for a male to partner with, but then there goes her Unicorn status.


    A Unicorn is a woman who is bold enough to go it alone. In the swingers world, that can be an exciting and dangerous thing.


    Back to the friends. A married couple who like the thrill of being with others. Usually, drinks to dinner to a motel room where the couples first tangle with each other before swapping out their mate. Sometimes it is a fair trade, often not. When this happens, the unlucky partner ends up "taking one for the team" so their other half can enjoy themselves with reckless abandon.


    Then there are the parties where dozens of couples eye one another, dancing around and flirting until a connection is made. Whether the sex takes place in private or in public is up to the parties involved. If in public, others may or may not join, or just stand witness enjoying the conquest.


    But I digress. A Unicorn is a much-valued commodity in the swinger world. There is no third wheel in this triad, for all three are actively engaged. Unicorns need to protect themselves, so will often request a meet first in a public place to get to know the couple interested in swinging.


    Drinks, flirtation, then an agreed upon meet, sometimes the Unicorn bringing along a friend just for observation (and possible protection). Depending on the couples taste, the Unicorn might just be there to please the man while his spouse sits back and observes.


    Sometimes the Unicorn is there just for the woman. Most of the time it is for both.


    The delicious sensation of flesh on flesh while one looks on. The strokes from the third person while the two play, fondling, kissing, exploring. This is the life of the Unicorn.



    An incredibly desired and appreciated female third to add an extra set of hands, mouth, and entryways. Sensual pleasures that few ever get to experience.


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    autodonk at it again posting pics of the wife

    smh

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    help me here biggie, posting your little pinny account balance is ok, but photos not ok.....

    nice to meet you pot....

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    Nice pic donk

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    better than that pic of a stupid ass porsche sitting in a musty, clutter-filled garage that biggie always posts.....

    f'n some nerve.... this guy has an asthma attack on film to show an account balance containing $80,000 less than mine to the forum, posts photos of some shitty 1990's porsche, and then busts my balls for a few photos of my beautiful wife......

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    More pics AutoDoink

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    nah, i don't want to offend biggie and the other homosexuals on the board.....

    oh alright....

    maybe one oldy but goody..... just because I love my wife:

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    Beautiful knockers

    I have not touched ones in years

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    I thought you were pissed at AD, JJ

    Hey fukk boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Beautiful knockers

    I have not touched ones in years

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    Remember Verlander fukin sucks... lollll

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    this guy cant have it all

    yankees win tonight

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    I want to fuk bad

    Any lady 21-70

    Desperate

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    Quote Originally Posted by StackinGreen View Post
    I thought you were pissed at AD, JJ

    Hey fukk boy!
    JJ and I are like family, we dispute a bit among ourselves, call each other names, he jokes about my huge kahk, I make fun of his schshort.....

    but in the end, I have JJ's back, have offered him jobs, have offered him free trips to vegas, offered him luxury suites, deer hunts, cocaine, strip clubs, etc etc etc., as he's my boy....

    he's always welcome in DonkLand!

    with much love,



    The Donks (Fuk Boy and The Princess)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    JJ and I are like family, we dispute a bit among ourselves, call each other names, he jokes about my huge kahk, I make fun of his schshort.....

    but in the end, I have JJ's back, have offered him jobs, have offered him free trips to vegas, offered him luxury suites, deer hunts, cocaine, strip clubs, etc etc etc., as he's my boy....

    he's always welcome in DonkLand!

    with much love,



    The Donks (Fuk Boy and The Princess)
    Good job donk!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    JJ and I are like family, we dispute a bit among ourselves, call each other names, he jokes about my huge kahk, I make fun of his schshort.....

    but in the end, I have JJ's back, have offered him jobs, have offered him free trips to vegas, offered him luxury suites, deer hunts, cocaine, strip clubs, etc etc etc., as he's my boy....

    he's always welcome in DonkLand!

    with much love,



    The Donks (Fuk Boy and The Princess)
    Would you let JJ hammer your princess?

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    That woman looks like a model

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    donk motorboating his way through life.

    Not mad at it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    That woman looks like a model
    I tell that beautiful girl that all the damn time.....

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    AutoDoink, are you going to the game tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Would you let JJ hammer your princess?
    ordinarily I'd punch someone in the face for even thinkin' such a thought, much less saying (or writing) it.....

    but, seriously, when it comes to JJ, how much damage, or "hammering", could he really do to one's wife or girlfriend????




    I mean what? they're gonna rub clits together?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMobile View Post
    AutoDoink, are you going to the game tonight?
    i addressed this earlier.... but the short answer is no....

    sportsbar in my loshak shirt, same one I wore last sat night and last night for the verlander wins..... unwashed.....

    same lucky table, same lucky drinks, same lucky table, same lucky Loshak shirt....

    and free shots all night from the owners....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    ordinarily I'd punch someone in the face for even thinkin' such a thought, much less saying (or writing) it.....

    but, seriously, when it comes to JJ, how much damage, or "hammering", could he really do to one's wife or girlfriend????




    I mean what? they're gonna rub clits together?
    although ordered an EXTENDER..LOOK IT UP

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    SBR needs a Vegas bash, see some of this comedy in person

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i addressed this earlier.... but the short answer is no....

    sportsbar in my loshak shirt, same one I wore last sat night and last night for the verlander wins..... unwashed.....

    same lucky table, same lucky drinks, same lucky table, same lucky Loshak shirt....

    and free shots all night from the owners....
    Since you're getting hammered, make a video. You're funny when pissed off.

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