if you like crappy pitching, today is as good as it gets.
Kevin Gausman and his 6 plus ERA and his .300 / .400 / .500 against LH batters and pretty much the same against RH batters is ugly. If you're Mike Trout or Bonds or Mantle and you're .300 average .400 OBA and .500 slugging your'e going to the Hall of Fame. But they don't pitch
Gausman goes against Blake Snell, another shit bum with his 5 ERA and 1.6 WH/IP, but unlike Gausman, Snell can get a lefty out on occasion.
Then there's that Texas game where both starters are USDA certified grade A hamburger.
Perez who owns his very own 1.6 WH/IP goes up against Adam Conley and his 1.6 WH/IP and 6.75 ERA
Oh the humanity.
It wouldn't be a shit fest without Adleman versus Josh Tomlin either.
Josh Tomlin was never that good when he was supposed to be good.
Fatty fat Colon goes tonight. Do I need to say anything more?
My beloved Royals start Jason Hammel, he's a third inning exit waiting to happen.
Matt Cain in SF starts, he needs to call it a career.
Dodgers start their weakest link, Ryu, he could get bombarded.
And while we're talking about calling it a career, RA Dickey starts also.
Bombs away.