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    $227 MILLION Yanks = TRASH..... 100% Guarantee NO PLAYOFFS '16 or '17

    i swear this is the worst team.. they get worse and worse every year..

    how do they do it with ALL THAT MONEY...!?

    look. i created this thread to help Yankee fans so that they know
    to stop watching...

    this is the beginning of the year, and the whole team is 100% healthy..
    how can they ALREADY be on a 4 GAME LOSING STREAK!?

    that team has $227 MILLION.. WTF?!?

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    17' too?

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    What time do the Habs play today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breadloser View Post
    What time do the Habs play today?
    They were 9-0-0 to start the season...that's all that matters

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    Created "this thread" what 1 of 50 you probably have on same topic like always? Obsessive compulsive on display at its finest like always. Get some meds Rat you need them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breadloser View Post
    17' too?
    i did my numbers and they are out for '17 as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratzz View Post
    i did my numbers and they are out for '17 as well
    I did my numbers and it said you'll be dead before Christmas, so go figure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Breadloser View Post
    I did my numbers and it said you'll be dead before Christmas, so go figure.
    emotional problems... cannot differentiate reality from comedy..?

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    yankees are the worst team yet his team looks like they're going to break records win the cup early in the season and then cant even make the playoffs...now that's funny.

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    TOTAL TRASH.... COMPLETE GARBAGE. unreal

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    omg.. ALONE.. in LAST PLACE.

    you must be kidding. it's like heaven.

    Yanks are no.1 rated sitcom on TV

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    And still pulling in more money than all of the Canadian teams combined, hockey and basketball included lololol

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    where is mickey mantle or even better babe ruth

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    Yankees were 1-35 with RiSP for the Seattle Mariners series..

    and yes. that was at Twinkie Stadium

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    Yanks have lost 5-of-6

    down 3-1... might be 6-of-7

    who would want to play fir Yanks?!

    oh wait.. guaranteed overpaid

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    lol... losing AGAIN.... $227 MILLION... the best.

    whole team healthy.

    smart of Cashman to focus on Relief pitching. trading for Chapman was stroke of genius..
    particularly if they don't use him, and save his arm//
    then good trade bait for later.

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    The yanks batting line up is a joke all old players

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    Quote Originally Posted by slayer14 View Post
    The yanks batting line up is a joke all old players
    LOL.. just think for a second about ARod getting $30M this season... AND he is returning NEXT season...
    TEXEIRA is 100% GARBAGE.. and the malaise just spreads from player to player..

    EVENT HE GOOD GUYS, GET FRUSTRATED AND STOP HITTING..

    season over. 3rd week APRIL.

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    wow... lost 7-of-8 games...

    swept at TWINKIE STADIUM by a team with $80m payroll

    Cashman is the best GM in all sports.. including Euro soccer.. and whatever leagues may exist in Asia and Africa

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    hard to believe how bad this team is...

    all that money... is it real?

    how can that much money be that bad?

    12 teams ahead of them in the AL. 13th of possible 15 positions (1st in AL Payroll)

    24th in MLB overall, but 2nd in Total PAYROLL

    wow.. it's gon be a great year

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    Can anyone other then diehard 70 year old Yankee fans name the team without looking online?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_Black View Post
    Can anyone other then diehard 70 year old Yankee fans name the team without looking online?
    lol... excellent point.

    no ace.

    no MVP candidates...

    how did it ever get close to $227 Million?

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    Beltran, Elsbury, Gardner OF, if they aren't injured
    Texeira, A Rod and then no idea for infield (if they are still playing)
    McCann catcher

    Eovoldi, CC, Tanaka, Nova, Warren pitchers?

    Im prob way off with that, don't think I have watched a Yankees game so far

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_Black View Post
    Beltran, Elsbury, Gardner OF, if they aren't injured
    Texeira, A Rod and then no idea for infield (if they are still playing)
    McCann catcher

    Eovoldi, CC, Tanaka, Nova, Warren pitchers?

    Im prob way off with that, don't think I have watched a Yankees game so far
    better than Seinfeld.. if you need a quick pick-me-up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_Black View Post
    Beltran, Elsbury, Gardner OF, if they aren't injured
    Texeira, A Rod and then no idea for infield (if they are still playing)
    McCann catcher

    Eovoldi, CC, Tanaka, Nova, Warren pitchers?

    Im prob way off with that, don't think I have watched a Yankees game so far
    Don't feed the animals. Let them trudge about in their feces.

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    0 Runs in 2-of-3 games...

    wow.

    $227M

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    I am going to take them to win the World Series. They can do it worse and the odds are huge so lets try. With Champman back, Tanaka Miller and Betances on fire, they just need their offense to step forward and they will be at least in the playoffs run.

    I am not sure about it, but such odds makes me try.

    Remember, this is baseball where a bad month means nothing. I still remember the past season when I took Toronto to win the cup 23/1 just after signing Price and Tulo. They didnt win but I had chances to move those odds (they were the big favourite with odds around +250 if I am not wrong)

    Am I crazy? Yeah, probably jaja

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratzz View Post
    i swear this is the worst team.. they get worse and worse every year..

    how do they do it with ALL THAT MONEY...!?

    look. i created this thread to help Yankee fans so that they know
    to stop watching...

    this is the beginning of the year, and the whole team is 100% healthy..
    how can they ALREADY be on a 4 GAME LOSING STREAK!?

    that team has $227 MILLION.. WTF?!?
    April 14th, 2016 (thread creation date)

    yep.right again.

    it's not hard to do when it's a Cashman team.
    the gift that keeps on giving.
    SaveSave

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    No one hates the Yankees more then me, but once they rid of the trash and promote the young guys, theyll be fine. Maybe not a few WS per decade fine but probably a team the fans can relate to and enjoy watching that can make the post season if not compete for it.
    The only thing stopping this is if they continue to buy more trash, which may give them a shot as a WS but as we have seen now several bad years from those contracts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff_Black View Post
    No one hates the Yankees more then me, but once they rid of the trash and promote the young guys, theyll be fine. Maybe not a few WS per decade fine but probably a team the fans can relate to and enjoy watching that can make the post season if not compete for it.
    The only thing stopping this is if they continue to buy more trash, which may give them a shot as a WS but as we have seen now several bad years from those contracts.
    they are still stuck with some bad whoppers..
    Ellsbury, McCann, Headley, Castro is average, Gregarius good..
    they only real threat is Sanchez.. Tanaka.. not nearly enough..
    they will have to pay to get rid of McCann..

    i knew '16 off table , '17 looks a bit better.. no Series in sight yet

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