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    Knoblauch Arrested: Twins cancel HOF induction

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-bi...200420955.html

    Nice work, Chuck...sounds like a scumbag and looks like one too.

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    Guy has a history of domestic violence.

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    Guy is a junkie.

    Overrated.

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    wow, guy looks like he could be a poster here now
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    All I remember is him mastering the overthrow of 1st base while playing at second for the Yanks.

    He did win three in a row with the Yanks and one with Minny but never thought of him as a great player.

    Obviously a shitty person though.

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    "No way he hit her with the humidifier when he threw it."

    Yahoo comments

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    I remember when he played for the Yanks. The guy was pathetic. He couldn't throw the ball from second to first. The yips, they called it. They had him going to shrinks, and meditating and witch doctors were sacrificing chickens in the clubhouse but nothing helped.

    What an asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    wow, guy looks like he could be a poster here now
    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 05-13-16 at 01:55 PM. Reason: image does not exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    "No way he hit her with the humidifier when he threw it."

    Yahoo comments
    Thats fukin hilarious

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    Luckily for Mrs. Knoblauch... the humidifier sailed way over head and she was allowed to advance to the bedroom and call the police.

    Another good one from yahoo comments

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    Archie everybody looks like that At sbr

    Most common look

    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    wow, guy looks like he could be a poster here now
    Last edited by SBR Jonelyn; 05-13-16 at 01:55 PM. Reason: image does not exist

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcdonae101 View Post
    Luckily for Mrs. Knoblauch... the humidifier sailed way over head and she was allowed to advance to the bedroom and call the police.

    Another good one from yahoo comments


    Rough to laugh at domestic violence, I watched it growing up but damn, that's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Archie everybody looks like that At sbr

    Most common look
    That was the point

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    Archie you're not like us

    You're one of the better looking guys and probably only one of 25 SBR posters that I have photos of my private collection

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    They still make humidifiers? Damn that's ghetto right there

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    Wow... I hung with him when he was rookie of the year and I pitched against him in a spring training game. .... He was bad with women then and is bad now apparently

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    If he was in the NFL, he'd just have to sit out a couple of games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    wow, guy looks like he could be a poster here now
    Are we sure that isn't the guy that ate Chuck Knoblauch?
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    Good to see Chuck is doing well lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcdonae101 View Post
    Luckily for Mrs. Knoblauch... the humidifier sailed way over head and she was allowed to advance to the bedroom and call the police.

    Another good one from yahoo comments


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    Chuck looks like poster DUECE

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    Deuce is fatter that him

    Chucky just white trash

    Has to be a druggie and drinker now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    They still make humidifiers? Damn that's ghetto right there
    Story said the lady was napping in a childs bedroom. I'm guessing it's a younger child who is possibly ill. Ghetto? I just dont get the reference, my parents would throw one in my room when I was sick, I never thought "that's ghetto". Do you know how they work and what they are for? Anyway, chuck has the wife beater look on full blast. Bet him and Michael Brown got along well.

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    Not sure why the Twins were honoring him. He shoved/hit a kid after his rookie year. Came back with the yankees and fans threw hot dogs and batteries at him.

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    Knobby nce work

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    On a side note, the NFL just suspended him for one game.

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    Meanwhile Keith Olberman's late mother is all

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    LKid1 really needs to call sweeper... and FAST
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    Quote Originally Posted by Down_Goes Bookie View Post
    Meanwhile Keith Olberman's late mother is all
    Skip to the 1:42 mark


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