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    LolsMcwinsey
    LOL
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    IN VEGAS - Game of the YEAR - CINCY REDS

    Just woke up in vegas. Woke up in the fukkin mirage to the smell of shit. Pure shit. Shit from the girl i brought home from the club. Her panties were on the floor all shit stained. Fuckin throwup all over my shirt mixed with del taco. Last thing i remember is blowing a rail in the club, bringing a chick to the bathroom and straight up pissing on her. No idea why i did it. Anyway im heading downstairs to put 15k on the reds ml. Mets wont score. This is the game of the year. Follow me and bow to me

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    thetrinity
    penetrate me to tears
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    yes there really is a god

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    jjgold
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    Lol

    Now where are you really??

    Apartment in Cincy?

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    Dirty Sanchez
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    I really wish there was a way to dump a thread...seriously

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    newguy
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    Game of year on a starter who hasn't started a game in 18 months and is 3-9 as a starter in his career?? Oh. Also backing a team who is 1-4 so far. Not goy material but will be rooting for you!!

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    LolsMcwinsey
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    Jjgold watch your shit, i have your ss#

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    jjgold
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    Louis call later

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    actiondan
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    Mets it is

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    Sam Odom
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    Wow !

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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in vegas. Woke up in the fukkin mirage to the smell of shit. Pure shit. Shit from the girl i brought home from the club. Her panties were on the floor all shit stained. Fuckin throwup all over my shirt mixed with del taco. Last thing i remember is blowing a rail in the club, bringing a chick to the bathroom and straight up pissing on her. No idea why i did it. Anyway im heading downstairs to put 15k on the reds ml. Mets wont score. This is the game of the year. Follow me and bow to me

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    Smoke
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    Pizza Pizza

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    tony_come
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    Don't eat the smokiest pizza

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    Smoke
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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Don't eat the smokiest pizza
    Tony you ate my pizza

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    Smokiest you ate my footlong

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    Quote Originally Posted by LolsMcwinsey View Post
    Just woke up in vegas. Woke up in the fukkin mirage to the smell of shit. Pure shit. Shit from the girl i brought home from the club. Her panties were on the floor all shit stained. Fuckin throwup all over my shirt mixed with del taco. Last thing i remember is blowing a rail in the club, bringing a chick to the bathroom and straight up pissing on her. No idea why i did it. Anyway im heading downstairs to put 15k on the reds ml. Mets wont score. This is the game of the year. Follow me and bow to me
    Post a ticket which we all know u wont.

    Between you, Snyder and Wizzle you clowns are money making machines for us.

    Keep up the good work

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    Smokiest did you like my footlong

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    No coincidences
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    Quote Originally Posted by actiondan View Post
    Mets it is
    This guy gets it.

    Unfortunately so many posters don't.

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    ...

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    sjm5122
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    Winner

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    stealthyburrito
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    Don't know who this guy is but, man, he is friggin hilarious.

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    jjgold
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    good call guy

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    tony_come
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    Did you win?

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    Sam Odom
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    Boy has BALLS

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    Cuse0323
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    Now go find you another sweet young lass tonight to pee on again for good luck.

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    King Mayan
    STFU AND SQUAT PUTO
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    He actually lost his ass here..

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    Sam Odom
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post

    He actually lost his ass here..

    Mayan... Tonight

    SF or LA Dodgers

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    jjgold
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    Wish I was in Vegas

    All the big timers there

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    tony_come
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    You have to be VIP to belong in Vegas

    We're in a business of VIP

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    jjgold
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    Tony if I can afford Vegas I would be there, all the pros there. The small timers everywhere else.

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    stealthyburrito
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    Did you soil anymore vegas women? Commom we need a good scat story

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