Amigos, I am here to tell joo how excite I jam about de New Jork Jankis beisebol. Even wid no Mariano Rivéra as de closer an no Robison Cano, I jam so excite abow dees gam-eh.
Weet de John Sterleeeng and de Susan Waldmyn I leesten to de Derek Jeeter and de Carlos Beltran.
Say it weet me, amigos: Lays go Jankis!! (clap clap clapclapclap) Lays go Jankis!!! (clap clap clapclapclap)