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    Joe Blanton might be the worst pitcher I've seen in the last decade

    This fatass trots out to the mound and throws BP in the post-steroid era, making these guys all look like King Kong. There are a lot of bad, fat pitchers in baseball right now, but this blubber butt takes the cake -- both literally and figuratively.

    He's putting on a clinic tonight.

    1.2 IP, 6 R, 8 H.

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    Good read

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    Hahaha I've said that for a few years now. He's hilarious. Even more that angels pay him millions to suck EVERYTIME

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    In his last 6 IP out of the bullpen, Blanton has given up 13 ER and 16 H.

    Think about that for a minute.

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    do a google image search for "joe blanton sucks" and look at the first picture. you're welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    In his last 6 IP out of the bullpen, Blanton has given up 13 ER and 16 H.

    Think about that for a minute.
    lol. wow. that has to be the worst of any BP pitcher in a while right? Blanton flagged as fade material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deep_Rest View Post
    do a google image search for "joe blanton sucks" and look at the first picture. you're welcome.

    thank god for that white t-shirt/ tent.

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    True.
    Very true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deep_Rest View Post
    do a google image search for "joe blanton sucks" and look at the first picture. you're welcome.
    Oh my gosh, I did it.

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    Whenever you see Blanton warming up in the bullpen, pound the live line on the opposing team......thanks fatboy!!


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    nice hit MDF. and despite the performance i bet fatass goes out and gets laid tonight. theres not much difference btwn a tee and a dildo i guess when your desperate.

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    i love the angels man it really sucks to see this team go down like this..besides CJ, all their pitchers are having a really rough year. They had a chance to win many of the last games but just can't hold the fkn lead. Even on that game when they were up 4 in the 7th to the rangers I had a gut feeling they would blow it and guess what happens..smfh

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    Fat Saunders is right there with him

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    In his last 6 IP out of the bullpen, Blanton has given up 13 ER and 16 H.

    Think about that for a minute.
    Three runs and three hits last night. He's now 2-14 with an ERA well over 6 and a .319 BAA.

    Last 7 IP, 19 H, 16 R.

    I'm not sure what's worse: the fact that he's still wearing a big league uniform, or that Scioscia is still using him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by No coincidences View Post
    Three runs and three hits last night. He's now 2-14 with an ERA well over 6 and a .319 BAA.

    Last 7 IP, 19 H, 16 R.

    I'm not sure what's worse: the fact that he's still wearing a big league uniform, or that Scioscia is still using him.
    6.5 million for that return... ROI fail.

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