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Why are the Royals such big dogs here? I know i've gotta be missing something that this fukkin hangover is keepin from me. Thoughts?

Royals	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	BB	SO	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
1. Alex Gordon (L) LF	34	10	3	0	0	2	5	10	0.294	0.385	0.382	0.767
2. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B	18	3	1	0	0	0	0	7	0.167	0.167	0.222	0.389
3. Billy Butler (R) DH	28	9	1	0	3	8	2	5	0.321	0.355	0.679	1.033
4. Salvador Perez (R) C	22	8	3	0	0	2	0	4	0.364	0.364	0.500	0.864
5. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF	20	6	1	0	1	1	0	4	0.300	0.300	0.500	0.800
6. David Lough (L) RF	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X
7. Miguel Tejada (R) 3B	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X
8. Alcides Escobar (R) SS	30	12	1	0	0	0	2	5	0.400	0.438	0.433	0.871
9. Chris Getz (L) 2B	20	6	0	0	0	1	0	5	0.300	0.300	0.300	0.600
	172	54	10	0	4	14	9	40	0.307	0.330	0.431	0.761

White Sox	AB	H	2B	3B	HR	RBI	BB	SO	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS
1. Alejandro De Aza (L) CF	7	0	0	0	0	0	1	3	0.000	0.125	0.000	0.125
2. Alexei Ramirez (R) SS	16	3	0	0	1	1	2	0	0.188	0.278	0.375	0.653
3. Alex Rios (R) RF	19	1	1	0	0	1	1	6	0.053	0.100	0.105	0.205
4. Adam Dunn (L) 1B	9	2	1	0	0	0	2	3	0.222	0.364	0.333	0.697
5. Paul Konerko (R) DH	19	6	2	0	0	0	2	3	0.316	0.381	0.421	0.802
6. Jeff Keppinger (R) 3B	9	6	0	0	0	1	0	0	0.667	0.667	0.667	1.333
7. Dayan Viciedo (R) LF	4	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0.250	0.250	0.250	0.500
8. Gordon Beckham (R) 2B	12	0	0	0	0	1	1	1	0.000	0.071	0.000	0.071
9. Josh Phegley (R) C	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X	X
	95	19	4	0	1	4	9	16	0.212	0.280	0.269	0.548

[You mad bro]

Because they suck balls

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But this is how I roll dawg